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5.17 —How much worse can it get?
I am a glutton for punishment, it seems. After getting my heart stomped on last week, here I am again, lining up to see what Kripke & co. have in store for me.
Recap involves LISA BRAEDEN?!?!
HOLY CRAP!!
Oh, 5.16 recap. *heart breaks all over again* At least they didn't show Dean tossing away the amulet. I don't think I could have handled that in instant replay.
Speeding car? That's not good.
Sam is bleeding, that can't be good. Also, Sam? I don't think the Impala CAN go faster.
"I'm amazing." Hee! Sammy.
FLAMING ROADBLOCK! Holy crap, not good!
Sammy's being choked. Must be Thursday.
Firehose of holy water! Wow. Exorcism via megaphone. Sam thought of that two seasons ago, but you're right, Dean: that *is* something you don't see every day.
OH MY GOD IT'S DANIEL JACKSON!!!! Uh, I mean, MICHAEL SHANKS! YEEEEEEEEE! *HAS A FANGIRL MOMENT*
The Sacrament Luther Militia.
"Those were demons and this is the Apocalypse. So buckle up."
Post-apocalyptic small-America. Gotta love the barbed wire and the concrete blocks. Devil's trap painted on the ground outside the church.
Woah. Whole new definition to "shotgun wedding." Eight so far this week. I guess the Apocalypse brings that out in people.
Preacher has a thigh holster!!! Dean is also nonplussed by this, I am pleased to note.
Everyone pitches in. Eesh.
"A whole town full of hunters. I don't know whether to run screaming or buy a condo." Haha, DEAN!
Uh-oh. They're getting LED by someone.
Leah? And Leah knows about Sam and Dean Winchester FROM THE ANGELS!
PROPHET!! Yeah, I don't think she's really a prophet. Seems too easy, too good to be true. Remember: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.
"You are the cutest." Meant with total respect, of course. HAHA, DEAN!
I wonder where Chuck is?
Aww, Cas isn't answering his phone! Poor bunny! I wonder why Sam is the one calling him and not Dean...
I love his answering message: "I don't understand, why do you want me to say my name? BEEP-BOOP-BOOP-BEEEEEP!" Oh, Cas.
BLUE EARTH, MINNESOTA?!? Uh... isn't that where Pastor Jim used to preach? I can't believe this is a coincidence.
Demon-hunting bartender. I like him, which means he'll probably turn out evil.
"I left him a message, I think." Hee!
Oh, disagreement among the brothers. Not that I'm surprised.
"We're all gonna die."
"Running to the exits in an orderly fashion." Interesting way of putting it.
What happened to saving them indeed? I guess Dean's lost his faith.
"Downright pious." *snerk*
Dean and prayer... not so much.
Oooh... Rob and the bartender are HAVING A SIGNIFICANT MOMENT. This cannot bode well. Also? Booze in church. Hee!
Huh. Nice house, to be demon-infested.
Okay, not so nice inside.
Oh, FINALLY there's a woman hunting and kicking ass properly.
What happened to Sam's injuries? He was all bloody this morning.
"That's what it's like, having back-up."
Uh... why does this kid suddenly want to ride with Sam and Dean?
OH CRAP!
Oh, Dean. The look on his face! :(
Oh, Dean, bunny, it's not your fault! She's his mother and she's grieving! (Mind you, you should have checked under your damned car.)
He was ROB'S son?!?
Oh, this is BAD.
Aaaaand Leah has a vision...
DYLAN'S COMING BACK?!?!?!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BAAAAAAAAD!
PARADISE ON EARTH?!? HOLY FUCK BAD!
"Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality." BWAH!
Dean... where you going? Ah, I see. To talk to the pretty prophet.
"I know you have it worse." Oh, honey, you have NO idea.
"Are you on the level?"
Dean, Dean, sweetie. This is NOT where you need to put your hope.
A prize fight, and then the planet gets handed over to the Chosen? That sounds... fishy.
"Must be hard, being the vessel of Heaven and having no hope." *cries a bit*
Sam is about to get himself into trouble. The bartender is clearly not exactly on board with the prophet. Likes to kill demons, but isn't the praying type. "I'm not a hypocrite." Good job, guy.
"I believe, I do. I'm just pretty sure God stopped caring a long time ago."
Oh, Sammy. Oh, oh, oh, MY HEART.
The only reason Sam is still sober is because it was CURFEW.
Sammy! Using "air quotes." LOL
"What's wrong with you?" Oh, Sammy, what's NOT wrong with him?
DEAN! "I get it, I just don't care!" *dies a little bit inside*
FINALLY! "You think you're the only one white-knuckling it here, Dean?" YES! THANK GOD SAM'S FINALLY SAYING IT.
I don't think Dean's going to say anything Sam wants to hear, though.
Aaaaand, Dean walks out. Past curfew. Eesh.
Leah's upset. This can't be good.
The angels are angry? Oh, because "people" aren't listening to the commandments. Two guesses as to whom?
CAS!!!!!!!!!!
"It was long and I find the sound of your voice grating." LOL
What the hell is wrong with him? Cas is drunk! I thought he couldn't... Ah, he drank an entire liquor store.
Sam, did you seriously just ask him if he was okay?
"Don't ask stupid questions." You tell him, Cas.
Leah Gideon. I hadn't caught her name the first time. HAH!
"She's not a prophet." CRAP! I knew it was too good to be true.
"I'm pretty sure she is." SAM? WTF? TAKE THE FALLEN ANGEL'S WORD FOR IT!
Ouch. Names seared into your brain, huh Cas? That sounds like it must have hurt.
Oh, God, they're rioting! Okay, not rioting yet, but trying to run they're friend out of town. :(
And suddenly Dean's getting involved...
HOLY CRAP SHE SHOT HIM!!!
I knew there would be a problem the minute I liked the character. At least he's not evil?
SAM! STOP ASKING PEOPLE IF THEY'RE ALL RIGHT! At least this time he's obviously asking after Dean's physical well-being.
"Where the hell have you been?"
"On a bender!" HAHA! I *love* the snappish tone. Go, Cas!
"He's still pretty smashed." *snort*
"Wow, Cas, tell us what you really think!"
THE WHORE OF BABYLON, HOLY FUCKING CRAP! Coming bearing false prophecy.
"You breed with the mouth of a goat." I love Cas' smirk. *dies laughing*
OF COURSE IT'S FUNNIER IN ENOCHIAN!
"Go Pimp of Babylon on this bitch." Oh, man, the word play.
Go preacher! Yes, question your kid's condoning of murder. QUESTION IT!
Stake made from a Cypress tree, and a true servant of heaven. Ouch.
"Sam, of course, is an abomination." HOLY CHRIST, OUCH! And the look on his face? *stabbed through heart*
That poor preacher is going to have to kill his own daughter, isn't he?
DEAR SPN, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PULL SOME OF YOUR PUNCHES, SERIOUSLY!
The apocalypse is tonight, huh? Convenient.
"Let me go or the next sinner I name will be you." AAAAAAAAAH!
Oh, Cas. "I am an angel of the Lord." He still knows it, deep down.
Oh, oh, oh. David, believe me, sweetheart, they would do ANYTHING not to ask this of you.
"You should probably just down the whole bottle." You know, I don't know how exactly to take that.
"On a good day you get to kill a whore." Ow. Ow, that hurt.
Aaaand, locking up innocent people. What are they going to do, blow them up?
Oh, burn them alive! That's an awesome plan.
KIDS! THERE ARE KIDS IN THERE! DON'T DO IT!
Y'know, I really think it's the pink cardigan that does completes the effect.
CAS!!! WHAT DID SHE DO TO HIM? (I sense h/c fic in the making after this...)
She has an awfully... flaily way of smiting people. What's with the hands, girl?
Hey, hey! Turns out Dean really IS a true servant of heaven!!
(Part of me really wishes it had been Sam. That way Dean will really know his brother's not irredeemable.)
"My long run of luck held out, I guess." Yeah, not so much, Dean.
"Like 'Michael' stupid." LOL
Nice to see the roles reversed, Sam being all paranoid about where Dean is going.
Turns out Sam is RIGHT for being paranoid.
DEAN! COME BACK YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!
CRAP CRAP CRAP!
Oh. Oh, good. He went to see Lisa. Better than the alternative.
Dean, if you didn't know her number how the HELL could you know she moved?
OH, DEAN, BUNNY!
You're not okay with the life you live, or the end. Admit it already.
"Whenever I picture myself happy, it's with you, and the kid."
*cries forever*
Way to break the girl's heart, Dean.
HE IS GONNA SAY YES! FUCKER!
"Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it." You tell him, Lisa!
DEAN, LISTEN TO HER!!! GOD DAMN IT!
*FLAILS AT THE TV*
DEAN, FUCK YOU FOR LEAVING SAMMY BEHIND! I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING AND I FEEL FOR YOU, BUT SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU! WHY IS IT THAT YOUR BROTHER THE ABOMINATION HAS MORE DETERMINATION THAN YOU? COME ON!
*FLAILS AT DEAN*
DEEEAAAAN! DON'T DO IT COME BACK HOLY SHIT!
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS SHOW DOING TO ME?!?
Recap involves LISA BRAEDEN?!?!
HOLY CRAP!!
Oh, 5.16 recap. *heart breaks all over again* At least they didn't show Dean tossing away the amulet. I don't think I could have handled that in instant replay.
Speeding car? That's not good.
Sam is bleeding, that can't be good. Also, Sam? I don't think the Impala CAN go faster.
"I'm amazing." Hee! Sammy.
FLAMING ROADBLOCK! Holy crap, not good!
Sammy's being choked. Must be Thursday.
Firehose of holy water! Wow. Exorcism via megaphone. Sam thought of that two seasons ago, but you're right, Dean: that *is* something you don't see every day.
OH MY GOD IT'S DANIEL JACKSON!!!! Uh, I mean, MICHAEL SHANKS! YEEEEEEEEE! *HAS A FANGIRL MOMENT*
The Sacrament Luther Militia.
"Those were demons and this is the Apocalypse. So buckle up."
Post-apocalyptic small-America. Gotta love the barbed wire and the concrete blocks. Devil's trap painted on the ground outside the church.
Woah. Whole new definition to "shotgun wedding." Eight so far this week. I guess the Apocalypse brings that out in people.
Preacher has a thigh holster!!! Dean is also nonplussed by this, I am pleased to note.
Everyone pitches in. Eesh.
"A whole town full of hunters. I don't know whether to run screaming or buy a condo." Haha, DEAN!
Uh-oh. They're getting LED by someone.
Leah? And Leah knows about Sam and Dean Winchester FROM THE ANGELS!
PROPHET!! Yeah, I don't think she's really a prophet. Seems too easy, too good to be true. Remember: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.
"You are the cutest." Meant with total respect, of course. HAHA, DEAN!
I wonder where Chuck is?
Aww, Cas isn't answering his phone! Poor bunny! I wonder why Sam is the one calling him and not Dean...
I love his answering message: "I don't understand, why do you want me to say my name? BEEP-BOOP-BOOP-BEEEEEP!" Oh, Cas.
BLUE EARTH, MINNESOTA?!? Uh... isn't that where Pastor Jim used to preach? I can't believe this is a coincidence.
Demon-hunting bartender. I like him, which means he'll probably turn out evil.
"I left him a message, I think." Hee!
Oh, disagreement among the brothers. Not that I'm surprised.
"We're all gonna die."
"Running to the exits in an orderly fashion." Interesting way of putting it.
What happened to saving them indeed? I guess Dean's lost his faith.
"Downright pious." *snerk*
Dean and prayer... not so much.
Oooh... Rob and the bartender are HAVING A SIGNIFICANT MOMENT. This cannot bode well. Also? Booze in church. Hee!
Huh. Nice house, to be demon-infested.
Okay, not so nice inside.
Oh, FINALLY there's a woman hunting and kicking ass properly.
What happened to Sam's injuries? He was all bloody this morning.
"That's what it's like, having back-up."
Uh... why does this kid suddenly want to ride with Sam and Dean?
OH CRAP!
Oh, Dean. The look on his face! :(
Oh, Dean, bunny, it's not your fault! She's his mother and she's grieving! (Mind you, you should have checked under your damned car.)
He was ROB'S son?!?
Oh, this is BAD.
Aaaaand Leah has a vision...
DYLAN'S COMING BACK?!?!?!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BAAAAAAAAD!
PARADISE ON EARTH?!? HOLY FUCK BAD!
"Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality." BWAH!
Dean... where you going? Ah, I see. To talk to the pretty prophet.
"I know you have it worse." Oh, honey, you have NO idea.
"Are you on the level?"
Dean, Dean, sweetie. This is NOT where you need to put your hope.
A prize fight, and then the planet gets handed over to the Chosen? That sounds... fishy.
"Must be hard, being the vessel of Heaven and having no hope." *cries a bit*
Sam is about to get himself into trouble. The bartender is clearly not exactly on board with the prophet. Likes to kill demons, but isn't the praying type. "I'm not a hypocrite." Good job, guy.
"I believe, I do. I'm just pretty sure God stopped caring a long time ago."
Oh, Sammy. Oh, oh, oh, MY HEART.
The only reason Sam is still sober is because it was CURFEW.
Sammy! Using "air quotes." LOL
"What's wrong with you?" Oh, Sammy, what's NOT wrong with him?
DEAN! "I get it, I just don't care!" *dies a little bit inside*
FINALLY! "You think you're the only one white-knuckling it here, Dean?" YES! THANK GOD SAM'S FINALLY SAYING IT.
I don't think Dean's going to say anything Sam wants to hear, though.
Aaaaand, Dean walks out. Past curfew. Eesh.
Leah's upset. This can't be good.
The angels are angry? Oh, because "people" aren't listening to the commandments. Two guesses as to whom?
CAS!!!!!!!!!!
"It was long and I find the sound of your voice grating." LOL
What the hell is wrong with him? Cas is drunk! I thought he couldn't... Ah, he drank an entire liquor store.
Sam, did you seriously just ask him if he was okay?
"Don't ask stupid questions." You tell him, Cas.
Leah Gideon. I hadn't caught her name the first time. HAH!
"She's not a prophet." CRAP! I knew it was too good to be true.
"I'm pretty sure she is." SAM? WTF? TAKE THE FALLEN ANGEL'S WORD FOR IT!
Ouch. Names seared into your brain, huh Cas? That sounds like it must have hurt.
Oh, God, they're rioting! Okay, not rioting yet, but trying to run they're friend out of town. :(
And suddenly Dean's getting involved...
HOLY CRAP SHE SHOT HIM!!!
I knew there would be a problem the minute I liked the character. At least he's not evil?
SAM! STOP ASKING PEOPLE IF THEY'RE ALL RIGHT! At least this time he's obviously asking after Dean's physical well-being.
"Where the hell have you been?"
"On a bender!" HAHA! I *love* the snappish tone. Go, Cas!
"He's still pretty smashed." *snort*
"Wow, Cas, tell us what you really think!"
THE WHORE OF BABYLON, HOLY FUCKING CRAP! Coming bearing false prophecy.
"You breed with the mouth of a goat." I love Cas' smirk. *dies laughing*
OF COURSE IT'S FUNNIER IN ENOCHIAN!
"Go Pimp of Babylon on this bitch." Oh, man, the word play.
Go preacher! Yes, question your kid's condoning of murder. QUESTION IT!
Stake made from a Cypress tree, and a true servant of heaven. Ouch.
"Sam, of course, is an abomination." HOLY CHRIST, OUCH! And the look on his face? *stabbed through heart*
That poor preacher is going to have to kill his own daughter, isn't he?
DEAR SPN, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PULL SOME OF YOUR PUNCHES, SERIOUSLY!
The apocalypse is tonight, huh? Convenient.
"Let me go or the next sinner I name will be you." AAAAAAAAAH!
Oh, Cas. "I am an angel of the Lord." He still knows it, deep down.
Oh, oh, oh. David, believe me, sweetheart, they would do ANYTHING not to ask this of you.
"You should probably just down the whole bottle." You know, I don't know how exactly to take that.
"On a good day you get to kill a whore." Ow. Ow, that hurt.
Aaaand, locking up innocent people. What are they going to do, blow them up?
Oh, burn them alive! That's an awesome plan.
KIDS! THERE ARE KIDS IN THERE! DON'T DO IT!
Y'know, I really think it's the pink cardigan that does completes the effect.
CAS!!! WHAT DID SHE DO TO HIM? (I sense h/c fic in the making after this...)
She has an awfully... flaily way of smiting people. What's with the hands, girl?
Hey, hey! Turns out Dean really IS a true servant of heaven!!
(Part of me really wishes it had been Sam. That way Dean will really know his brother's not irredeemable.)
"My long run of luck held out, I guess." Yeah, not so much, Dean.
"Like 'Michael' stupid." LOL
Nice to see the roles reversed, Sam being all paranoid about where Dean is going.
Turns out Sam is RIGHT for being paranoid.
DEAN! COME BACK YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!
CRAP CRAP CRAP!
Oh. Oh, good. He went to see Lisa. Better than the alternative.
Dean, if you didn't know her number how the HELL could you know she moved?
OH, DEAN, BUNNY!
You're not okay with the life you live, or the end. Admit it already.
"Whenever I picture myself happy, it's with you, and the kid."
*cries forever*
Way to break the girl's heart, Dean.
HE IS GONNA SAY YES! FUCKER!
"Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it." You tell him, Lisa!
DEAN, LISTEN TO HER!!! GOD DAMN IT!
*FLAILS AT THE TV*
DEAN, FUCK YOU FOR LEAVING SAMMY BEHIND! I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING AND I FEEL FOR YOU, BUT SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU! WHY IS IT THAT YOUR BROTHER THE ABOMINATION HAS MORE DETERMINATION THAN YOU? COME ON!
*FLAILS AT DEAN*
DEEEAAAAN! DON'T DO IT COME BACK HOLY SHIT!
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS SHOW DOING TO ME?!?