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ratherastory ([personal profile] ratherastory) wrote2010-04-15 08:34 pm

5.18 —100 EPISODES!

So this is a placeholder post, and soon (in about an hour and a half, in fact), there will be the usual flailing and caps-locking.

In the meantime, have some gifs to show you just how excited I am!






Also, I think that, given the show's track record for the past few episodes, I am going to break out the alcohol NOW.

*cracks open a Corona*

Yeah, I know it should be a PBR, but we don't get it in Canada, and it looks worse than Molson's anyway. :P

Adam in the preview. That can't be a good sign.

PINK SLIP!!! Bwah!

Aww, poor disgruntled Zachariah.

ARCHANGEL!

Wow. I was sure Zach was gonna get smote.

Dean's drunk. Must be Thursday. Okay, not drunk yet, but getting there. Doing the standard suicide-thing: goodbye note, putting his affairs in order, and how sad is it that his whole life can be packed up in a single cardboard box?

SAM! Sam to the rescue! Of course Dean doesn't want to listen, but at least he's there.

"I brought help." GO SAM!

Oh, the LOOK on Cas' face! Man, that is one FIERCE glare!

And now Dean is sulking in Bobby's office. Wow, bitchy.

"You're not my father." Oh, Dean.

Oh, Bobby! "Because I promised YOU I wouldn't give up!" You tell 'im, Bobby!

Cas is still glaring! Hee!

ARCHANGEL!

Holy crap, where is that? Heaven? Looks like last week's heaven.

ANGEL ASSASSINS! And Cas handily hands them their asses on a platter.

Aaaaaand... there's Adam. Shit, ALL of the Winchesters are immune to death, it seems. WTF? Does no one stay dead anymore these days?

Figures Adam would be Zach's toy. And Dean randomly goes back into "horny dog" mode. Whatever.

Hey, Adam's a vessel. Maybe. The whole bloodline thing, I guess. Anyone surprised? *crickets* I think there's a catch here somewhere. My theory is Zach is just manipulating him to get to Sam and Dean. Well, mostly Dean.

"Blow me, Cas!" Fangirls around the world must have squeed forever. :D

"Workin' on the power of love." Haha, Dean!

He should pay attention because you're BLOOD? Sam, what the HELL? Stop saying stupid things. Also, stop it with the "me me me" mantra, Sammy. You're supposed to be evolving and maturing! At least, you are in the timeline in my head. Please match up with my expectations, kthxbye!

Huh. Turns out baseball games aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Oh, using Adam's mother as leverage. FUCKERS! That's MEAN.

Aaaaand Adam's bolting. Oh, thwarted!

You tell him, Adam! Tell Sam just how good he had it, because of course Sam's an ungrateful brat. No one's *ever* said that before. :P Mind you, Sam was kind of asking for it right there, but still... One of these days I'd just love it if someone figured out that Sam really did have a crappy childhood (and yes I KNOW Dean tried his hardest and I think he's a woobie for it but it CHANGES NOTHING, he had a lousy childhood too!) and maybe commiserates for half a second. Okay, maybe not Adam because his childhood sucked just as hard.

"I can't change the past. I wish I could." Oh, Sammy. That sentence means so much more than anyone knows...


Dean's locked in the very empty panic room. This can't be good.

"The last person looked at me like that —I got laid." Okay, *I* squeaked so hard at that line my cats were startled from their nap!

He's been giving the "I'm tired" speech since Season 2. I wonder if Sam's listening this time. :(

*STABBED THROUGH HEART*

"I don't believe in you." OH FUCKING CHRIST, DEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!!

FUCK ME, WHERE'S THE ALCOHOL?

Bobby, honey, don't ask stupid questions. You KNOW how Dean and Sam are doing. Props to Jared for some fantastic non-verbal cues there. :D

Cas going to the panic room, and... no Dean. Shades of "When the Levee Breaks."

HOLY SHIT DEAN TOTALLY CHEATED AND ZAPPED CAS! I did NOT see that coming!

Y'know, this is the second time Cas has let one of the brothers out of the panic room. The parallels have GOT to be there on purpose.

*goes to find more alcohol*

"Cuff him to your chair." Oh, Sam. Uncalled for, bitchy, and yet hilarious. Poor Bobby, that was really mean of you to say.

Adam's dreaming of heaven, and his heaven is a playground. *heart melts a little*

FUCK YOU ZACHARIAH AND YOUR FUCKING MINDGAMES! LEAVE THE BOY ALONE AND STOP DANGLING HIS MOTHER IN FRONT OF HIM LIKE A WORM ON A HOOK!

"erotically co-dependent?" Holy shit, Show, admit you are doing everything on purpose this time around. SERIOUSLY, I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU! We get it, already, you can stop. Just go back to being a little less meta, mmkay? It's like salt: a little is good, but you're very close to making yourself inedible. And now I give up on my metaphor before it dies a sad death.

"They're not your family, understand?" AUGH!


Hey, another prophet! Okay, that was hilarious. :D

"You pray too loud."

BAMF!Cas!

"I rebelled for this?"

ARGH! I'm going to have to re-watch this scene once I've downloaded the episode, because the site that was streaming it actually mostly froze during what sounded like a pretty awful beat down.

Oh, Dean. Cas isn't going to end it for you. It's not in him to do it, and you don't really want that, sweetheart. I promise!


Back at the ranch... "Should I say it in Spanish?" Hey, Bobby, why don't you say it in Japanese?

"What happened to him?"

"Me."

*fans self*

For the record, I *hate* that it took violence to get Dean back. Hate hate hate. The boy seriously does NOT need his allies beating on him. That being said, I get that Cas is angry and frustrated and feeling betrayed by pretty much everyone and everything. I think the beating is way more about Cas than it is about Dean, no matter what the scene seems to be portraying.


And Adam's back in the room from "Lucifer Rising." Complete with beer, cheeseburgers, and Zachariah, and those Baroque paintings.

Aaaaand the other shoe finally drops.

"We've had to terminate your position at this time." Oh, Zach, you've been waiting to say that since the beginning of this episode, ever since you escaped a downsizing of your own.

Hey, they were manipulating Adam all along! I'm shocked and appalled by this unexpected turn of events. No, really. This is my shocked and appalled face.

Oh, Zach. THIS is why villains shouldn't monologue. You've just given Adam a more convincing lecture on the Winchesters' loyalty to him than they could EVER give, and now you've lost your ally.

ACK! PUKING BLOOD BAD!!! Shades of "Sympathy for the Devil." What IS IT with Zach and inflicting bodily harm on a whim like that? Loved the hand-flapping "talky" movement. Fucking hilarious. :D

As much as I hate him, Zachariah is an awesome minor villain. ♥


Dean is chained to the cot in the panic room. If you tell me this wasn't done on purpose to echo 4.21, I WILL NOT BELIEVE YOU BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE LYING.

"Don't piss off the nerd angels." *snerk*

Come on. You're telling me Dean is just going to walk off that massive beat down? Please. Well, whatever. The Winchesters seem to be able to walk off a hell of a lot. I guess we'll just have to write some h/c fic to compensate for that later. Cas can apply ice to Dean and apologize a whole lot, or something. ;)

Cas did "recon?" WTF? How does a fallen angel even do recon? I smell hand-waiving by the writers here. Feh.

"What are you going to do?"

"For starters, bring you with."

FUCKING FINALLY, SAM! YES! It's no longer "me," it's "us."

"You'll make the right call."

FUCK YEAH! SAM STILL HAS FAITH IN DEAN OH MY GOD YES!

"I guess I'm not that smart." *snorts* I actually really like that line. It's the whole Sam-is-the-smart-brother deal that they're kind of poking fun at here. Because it's true. Sam is very smart, but sometimes he's also dumber 'n a bag of hammers.

"Because you're still my big brother."

*HAS TO STOP WRITING DUE TO BAWLING LIKE A CALF*

Van Nuys, California? Okay, random. Must be an inside joke.


BAMF!Cas again! Taking on five angels alone!

"Then I won't have to watch you fail."

*STABBED THROUGH HEART*

"I don't have the same faith in you that Sam does."

*STABBED AGAIN*

Part of me is all gleeful that Sammy's got his rightful spot back as Dean's #1 guy, but another part of me is FILLED WITH WOE by that statement.

God, I'm fickle. :(

AAAAAAAGH! FUCKING LIVE STREAMING SITE ONCE AGAIN IS NOT SHOWING THE ACTION! I saw a boxcutter, and then missed a full minute of show. AUGH!

One angel down, four to go.

Holy shit, Cas. You are BADASS, but there are four of them and... HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE CARVED THE ENOCHIAN BANISHING SIGIL INTO HIS FUCKING CHEST AND OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT HE SMOTE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM (to quote Chuck).

WOAH.

*fans self*

Son of a bitch, that must have HURT!

Okay... back to rescuing Adam.

LOL Zach. "Firing is pretty literal." That's awesome.

Oh, CRAP! Two hemorrhaging brothers. That CAN'T BE GOOD.

DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DON'T DO IT, HONEY! SWEETIE! NO! TAKE IT BACK!

For the record, Cas has a WAY better Enochian-speaking voice than Zachariah.

Oh, OH! A Dean!Smirk! I definitely saw it! I can breathe again.

"Conditions?" Oh... oh dear... I don't like the sound of that.

Okay, keep the people he loves safe, sure. No surprise there.

Oh, HELL YES! Smiting Zachariah until he's an itty bitty piece of charcoal is a GREAT condition to set!

YES! YES! DEAN FTW! IT WAS AN ELABORATE RUSE TO GET ZACHARIAH IN HIS FACE AND WASTE THE FUCKER!

OH, HELL YEAH!

I'm going to miss Zachariah as an antagonist, but DAMN. That was a FUCKING AWESOME DEATH SCENE!

ARCHANGEL!

Oh, Adam's gonna get fried. The minute Dean let go of him to grab Sam, that was it... yep, there he goes.

Ah, Adam, we hardly knew ye.

Mind you, no body, no death, right? Maybe when we finally meet Michael it'll be because he's possessing an "inadequate" vessel, same as Lucifer.

Room's gone. Just filing cabinets and junk now.

Where's Cas?


SAM, STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, HONEY.

"Totally rocking the 'yes'." Heh. I shouldn't find that statement funny, but I do.

"I didn't want to let you down."

AWWW! CHICK-FLICK MOMENT!

DEANO! MY SWEETHEART!

*GLOMPS HIM FOREVER*

MY BOYS ARE BACK! OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THE DAY, BUT APPARENTLY ALL MY FIST-SHAKING AT KRIPKE FINALLY PAID OFF!

Hey... was that a Sammy-smile I just saw? Yes, I think it was ALMOST a Sammy-smile.

FUCK YEAH!


MY BOYS ARE BACK TOGETHER HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH!

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