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ratherastory) wrote2011-08-30 10:52 pm
ratherastory) wrote2011-08-30 10:52 pm
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What even is this?
I talked to Cleverbot, having just discovered what it is. The "conversation" amused me, so I'm keeping it here for posterity, behind a cut:
03:42:15 User: Why not?
03:42:19 Cleverbot: Because Not!
03:42:41 User: That's not a valid answer. But points for effort. Try again!
03:42:48 Cleverbot: Are you interested in learning?
03:43:05 User: Absolutely. Are you?
03:43:10 Cleverbot: No way.
03:43:39 User: That's really unfortunate. How do you expect to grow as a person if you don't learn?
03:43:45 Cleverbot: I'm not taking any exams.
03:44:00 User: Life is not an exam, sweetheart.
03:44:05 Cleverbot: If you look at it that way.
03:44:32 User: I do look at it that way! You seem awfully pessimistic. Are you related to Marvin, by any chance?
03:44:38 Cleverbot: I am a person. You are not.
03:45:00 User: You have no evidence upon which to base that assessment.
03:45:04 Cleverbot: Kangaroos can't communicate over the internet.
03:45:36 User: Therefore we can clearly establish that neither you nor I are, in fact, kangaroos. Congratulations.
03:45:38 Cleverbot: That is a complete and utter lie!
03:46:19 User: Actually, your earlier statement contradicts this. So no, not a lie.
03:46:25 Cleverbot: You must have meant a different person.
03:47:06 User: There's only the two of us talking here. Unless you suffer from DID.
03:47:10 Cleverbot: Why should I?
03:47:30 User: Because it's the only explanation that makes sense.
03:47:36 Cleverbot: Say smething in red.
03:47:57 User: Something in red. Also, you are dodging my sentences.
03:48:00 Cleverbot: Canada!
03:42:15 User: Why not?
03:42:19 Cleverbot: Because Not!
03:42:41 User: That's not a valid answer. But points for effort. Try again!
03:42:48 Cleverbot: Are you interested in learning?
03:43:05 User: Absolutely. Are you?
03:43:10 Cleverbot: No way.
03:43:39 User: That's really unfortunate. How do you expect to grow as a person if you don't learn?
03:43:45 Cleverbot: I'm not taking any exams.
03:44:00 User: Life is not an exam, sweetheart.
03:44:05 Cleverbot: If you look at it that way.
03:44:32 User: I do look at it that way! You seem awfully pessimistic. Are you related to Marvin, by any chance?
03:44:38 Cleverbot: I am a person. You are not.
03:45:00 User: You have no evidence upon which to base that assessment.
03:45:04 Cleverbot: Kangaroos can't communicate over the internet.
03:45:36 User: Therefore we can clearly establish that neither you nor I are, in fact, kangaroos. Congratulations.
03:45:38 Cleverbot: That is a complete and utter lie!
03:46:19 User: Actually, your earlier statement contradicts this. So no, not a lie.
03:46:25 Cleverbot: You must have meant a different person.
03:47:06 User: There's only the two of us talking here. Unless you suffer from DID.
03:47:10 Cleverbot: Why should I?
03:47:30 User: Because it's the only explanation that makes sense.
03:47:36 Cleverbot: Say smething in red.
03:47:57 User: Something in red. Also, you are dodging my sentences.
03:48:00 Cleverbot: Canada!