ratherastory: (SPN The End Is Near)
Title: He Kindly Stopped For Me
Prompt/Summary: From a prompt by tiptoe39 that read: Dean can't believe Death is in his bed. She poked at me to do a 5-sentence-smut challenge, and this is what I came up with.
Characters: Death/Dean (IDEK)
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Wordcount: 160
Disclaimer: I am waiting for Death to smite me for presuming to write this at all, at any second.
Warnings: Crack. Also, implied Death/Dean. Ew.
Neurotic Author's Note : *hands* IDEK, okay? Just go with it, or move along, or whatever. I got nothin'.

It's definitely the weirdest hook-up of all of Dean's career. One minute he's preparing to hit the hay, and the next he stops short because, well, there's Death-the-motherfucking-horseman lying on his bed, propped up on all the available pillows, legs crossed at the ankles, and munching placidly on an onion ring from a grease-stained paper bag. There are empty fast food wrappers everywhere on the bed, lying crumpled and discarded on the floor. But when Death looks up at him and says: "Are you going to keep me waiting, Dean?" Dean doesn't hesitate for a second.

After all, you don't argue with Death.
ratherastory: (SPN The End Is Near)
Title: He Kindly Stopped For Me
Prompt/Summary: From a prompt by tiptoe39 that read: Dean can't believe Death is in his bed. She poked at me to do a 5-sentence-smut challenge, and this is what I came up with.
Characters: Death/Dean (IDEK)
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Wordcount: 160
Disclaimer: I am waiting for Death to smite me for presuming to write this at all, at any second.
Warnings: Crack. Also, implied Death/Dean. Ew.
Neurotic Author's Note : *hands* IDEK, okay? Just go with it, or move along, or whatever. I got nothin'.

It's definitely the weirdest hook-up of all of Dean's career. One minute he's preparing to hit the hay, and the next he stops short because, well, there's Death-the-motherfucking-horseman lying on his bed, propped up on all the available pillows, legs crossed at the ankles, and munching placidly on an onion ring from a grease-stained paper bag. There are empty fast food wrappers everywhere on the bed, lying crumpled and discarded on the floor. But when Death looks up at him and says: "Are you going to keep me waiting, Dean?" Dean doesn't hesitate for a second.

After all, you don't argue with Death.
ratherastory: (H50 Look babe)
Title: Nothing Exactly Like It
Summary: There are always little hurdles to be overcome in a relationship. Steve and Danny stumble over one of them. Or, the one in which Danny doesn't actually like giving blowjobs.
Characters: Steve/Danny, brief Chin and Kono
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 4,417
Disclaimer: All of it still belongs to CBS. Just playing with their toys while their attention is elsewhere.
Warnings: Vague spoilers for all aired episodes. Awkward sex.
Neurotic Author's Note #1: This is all [livejournal.com profile] zortified's fault. I was checking Twitter and saw this tweet: "Want to see a steve/danny fic where one of them doesn't like to give blowjobs & it causes problems until they figure out how to negotiate…" and then this fic happened. IDEK, okay?
Neurotic Author's Note #2: Title is taken from a quote by W. C. Fields: "Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
Neurotic Author's Note #3: Unbeta'd. Read at your own risk, etc.




Nothing Exactly Like It )
ratherastory: (H50 Look babe)
Title: Nothing Exactly Like It
Summary: There are always little hurdles to be overcome in a relationship. Steve and Danny stumble over one of them. Or, the one in which Danny doesn't actually like giving blowjobs.
Characters: Steve/Danny, brief Chin and Kono
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 4,417
Disclaimer: All of it still belongs to CBS. Just playing with their toys while their attention is elsewhere.
Warnings: Vague spoilers for all aired episodes. Awkward sex.
Neurotic Author's Note #1: This is all [livejournal.com profile] zortified's fault. I was checking Twitter and saw this tweet: "Want to see a steve/danny fic where one of them doesn't like to give blowjobs & it causes problems until they figure out how to negotiate…" and then this fic happened. IDEK, okay?
Neurotic Author's Note #2: Title is taken from a quote by W. C. Fields: "Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
Neurotic Author's Note #3: Unbeta'd. Read at your own risk, etc.




Nothing Exactly Like It )
ratherastory: (SPN Porn Delivery!)
Title: In Your Arms Tonight
Summary: Set directly after Frontierland. Dean can't remember the time he last saw Sam laugh or even smile. When he tries to remedy that, things go even further than he anticipated, not that anyone is complaining. Written for [livejournal.com profile] salt_burn_porn, for a prompt by [livejournal.com profile] mollyamory that went: I'm only laughing near you.
Characters: Dean/Cas/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~5,500
Disclaimer: Nothing recognizable belongs to me, more's the pity.
Warnings: Spoilers up to 6.18. Recreational drug use. All the porn! Also angst and schmoop. It's a triple-threat. ;)
Neurotic Author's Note #1: Uh, so this is my attempt at a threesome. No idea if it works.
Neurotic Author's Note #2: Also, much like the last time I participated in [livejournal.com profile] salt_burn_porn, Dean refused to shut up for the first 2,000 words, so while this is technically PWP, please be patient until you get to the actual porn. Sorry.
Neurotic Author's Note #3: I haven't had time even to re-read this. I cannot guarantee that it makes sense. Further apologies, but this is what you get when [livejournal.com profile] ratherastory writes porn to a deadline.
Neurotic Author's Note #4: Furthermore, the angst and the schmoop kind of tried to take over, repeatedly. You've been warned. ;)




In Your Arms Tonight )
ratherastory: (SPN Porn Delivery!)
Title: In Your Arms Tonight
Summary: Set directly after Frontierland. Dean can't remember the time he last saw Sam laugh or even smile. When he tries to remedy that, things go even further than he anticipated, not that anyone is complaining. Written for [livejournal.com profile] salt_burn_porn, for a prompt by [livejournal.com profile] mollyamory that went: I'm only laughing near you.
Characters: Dean/Cas/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~5,500
Disclaimer: Nothing recognizable belongs to me, more's the pity.
Warnings: Spoilers up to 6.18. Recreational drug use. All the porn! Also angst and schmoop. It's a triple-threat. ;)
Neurotic Author's Note #1: Uh, so this is my attempt at a threesome. No idea if it works.
Neurotic Author's Note #2: Also, much like the last time I participated in [livejournal.com profile] salt_burn_porn, Dean refused to shut up for the first 2,000 words, so while this is technically PWP, please be patient until you get to the actual porn. Sorry.
Neurotic Author's Note #3: I haven't had time even to re-read this. I cannot guarantee that it makes sense. Further apologies, but this is what you get when [livejournal.com profile] ratherastory writes porn to a deadline.
Neurotic Author's Note #4: Furthermore, the angst and the schmoop kind of tried to take over, repeatedly. You've been warned. ;)




In Your Arms Tonight )
ratherastory: (Ahem)
First off, I updated the Fusion Master Post with a list of all the stories in chronological order as well as the order in which they were written, so now people can decide in which order they'd rather read them.

Onto the rest of the post!

Spurred by boredom, procrastination, and an ill-advised half-hour of lurking on the anon meme a day or so ago, I decided to re-vamp my Master List. It was getting overly long anyway, so it was due for an overhaul.

First off, I split it off into two posts. The first post is all SPN, all the time, and SPN RPF/S. The second post contains all my podfic and all the fic from my other fandoms, few as they are right now.

That being said, I'm not sure if I've got this down to a science yet. I still have my fic sorted primarily by length, and while it makes sense to me, I'm not sure it does for anyone else. Also, while my lists currently consist of the title, summary and posting date of the story, I wonder if many readers aren't scanning the list and wondering how the hell they can tell if a fic is gen or slash or het or whatever without clicking and reading the header of the story itself (although 90% of my SPN fic is gen, I just counted while I was working).

In short, who feels like helping me make a better, more user-friendly Master List? I have even made a handy poll for those of you who only want to click and not type. ;)


[Poll #1777113]
ratherastory: (Ahem)
First off, I updated the Fusion Master Post with a list of all the stories in chronological order as well as the order in which they were written, so now people can decide in which order they'd rather read them.

Onto the rest of the post!

Spurred by boredom, procrastination, and an ill-advised half-hour of lurking on the anon meme a day or so ago, I decided to re-vamp my Master List. It was getting overly long anyway, so it was due for an overhaul.

First off, I split it off into two posts. The first post is all SPN, all the time, and SPN RPF/S. The second post contains all my podfic and all the fic from my other fandoms, few as they are right now.

That being said, I'm not sure if I've got this down to a science yet. I still have my fic sorted primarily by length, and while it makes sense to me, I'm not sure it does for anyone else. Also, while my lists currently consist of the title, summary and posting date of the story, I wonder if many readers aren't scanning the list and wondering how the hell they can tell if a fic is gen or slash or het or whatever without clicking and reading the header of the story itself (although 90% of my SPN fic is gen, I just counted while I was working).

In short, who feels like helping me make a better, more user-friendly Master List? I have even made a handy poll for those of you who only want to click and not type. ;)


[Poll #1777113]
ratherastory: (Big Bang 2011)
Title: Pandora's Box
Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang. RPS based on the movie Avatar. Marine Jensen Ackles thinks his life is over when he becomes paralyzed in the course of duty, but when his twin brother is killed in a robbery everything changes. Struggling to make sense of his loss, Jensen decides to take his brother's place in a mission on the distant moon of Pandora, where a private corporation has a large mining concern. New cutting-edge technology allows Jensen to form a psychic link with an avatar — an artificially-grown body composed of the DNA of both humans and the Na'vi, the aliens native to Pandora— and thus interact directly with the otherwise hostile, if beautiful planet.
In exchange for the spinal surgery that will allow him to regain the use of his legs, Jensen agrees to infiltrate the Na'vi. Once he's there, though, he becomes close with the tribe, particularly the chief's son, Jared, his guide and mentor. Under Jared's tutelage, a whole new world opens up for Jensen, along with the first blossom of love. But when tensions between the Navi and the military branch of the human operations run too high, Jensen is faced with having to make a choice between the world he comes from and the world where he has found love and where, for the first time in his life, he truly feels at home.
Link to Art: Art by folkin_up_again.
Characters: Jared/Jensen, OCs (brief but explicit Jensen/OFC)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 96,645
Disclaimer: Obviously, I have no claim to any of these people. In the context of this story they are, for all intents and purposes, not real. I am merely borrowing their likenesses for purposes of entertainment only. No profit made, etc.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, explicit sex (slash & one het scene), bonded sex (the happy blue alien bond type), a few instances of homophobic comments, character death (not Jensen or Jared).
Neurotic Author's Note: Detailed notes will be in the last section of this Big Bang, but I owe an immense debt of gratitude to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] peppervl, who wrestled this beast into submission. Many thanks go out to [livejournal.com profile] wendy and [livejournal.com profile] thehighwaywoman for putting together this wonderful madness! And many thanks to everyone on my flist (and Twitter!) who put up with my months and months of whining about this story. You are all awesome. :)

Special Note for my Artist: The lovely [livejournal.com profile] folkin_up_again has made several pieces of art for this story! Clicky on the link below to take a look at everything she worked so hard to produce!

Large image behind the cut )


Anyone wanting a .pdf of the story can go to this version on AO3 and download it there. :)


[Prologue]
[Part Ia|
[Part Ib]
[Part Ic]
[Part IIa]
[Part IIb]
[Part IIc]
[Part IIIa]
[Part IIIb]
[Part IVa]
[Part IVb]
[Epilogue]
[Thanks and Author's Notes]
ratherastory: (Big Bang 2011)
Title: Pandora's Box
Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang. RPS based on the movie Avatar. Marine Jensen Ackles thinks his life is over when he becomes paralyzed in the course of duty, but when his twin brother is killed in a robbery everything changes. Struggling to make sense of his loss, Jensen decides to take his brother's place in a mission on the distant moon of Pandora, where a private corporation has a large mining concern. New cutting-edge technology allows Jensen to form a psychic link with an avatar — an artificially-grown body composed of the DNA of both humans and the Na'vi, the aliens native to Pandora— and thus interact directly with the otherwise hostile, if beautiful planet.
In exchange for the spinal surgery that will allow him to regain the use of his legs, Jensen agrees to infiltrate the Na'vi. Once he's there, though, he becomes close with the tribe, particularly the chief's son, Jared, his guide and mentor. Under Jared's tutelage, a whole new world opens up for Jensen, along with the first blossom of love. But when tensions between the Navi and the military branch of the human operations run too high, Jensen is faced with having to make a choice between the world he comes from and the world where he has found love and where, for the first time in his life, he truly feels at home.
Link to Art: Art by folkin_up_again.
Characters: Jared/Jensen, OCs (brief but explicit Jensen/OFC)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 96,645
Disclaimer: Obviously, I have no claim to any of these people. In the context of this story they are, for all intents and purposes, not real. I am merely borrowing their likenesses for purposes of entertainment only. No profit made, etc.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, explicit sex (slash & one het scene), bonded sex (the happy blue alien bond type), a few instances of homophobic comments, character death (not Jensen or Jared).
Neurotic Author's Note: Detailed notes will be in the last section of this Big Bang, but I owe an immense debt of gratitude to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] peppervl, who wrestled this beast into submission. Many thanks go out to [livejournal.com profile] wendy and [livejournal.com profile] thehighwaywoman for putting together this wonderful madness! And many thanks to everyone on my flist (and Twitter!) who put up with my months and months of whining about this story. You are all awesome. :)

Special Note for my Artist: The lovely [livejournal.com profile] folkin_up_again has made several pieces of art for this story! Clicky on the link below to take a look at everything she worked so hard to produce!

Large image behind the cut )


Anyone wanting a .pdf of the story can go to this version on AO3 and download it there. :)


[Prologue]
[Part Ia|
[Part Ib]
[Part Ic]
[Part IIa]
[Part IIb]
[Part IIc]
[Part IIIa]
[Part IIIb]
[Part IVa]
[Part IVb]
[Epilogue]
[Thanks and Author's Notes]
ratherastory: (Leverage Eliot With Coffee)
Title: The Built in a Day Job
Summary: Written as a part of [livejournal.com profile] leveragexchange. Eliot takes refuge in his apartment in Rome after The San Lorenzo Job, only to be followed by the one person he thought no longer cared.
Characters: Eliot/Sophie
Rating: hard R
Wordcount: ~4,200
Warnings: Spoilers for the end of The San Lorenzo Job. Explicit sex. Overabundant attention to cooking and food.
Neurotic Author’s Note #1: Written for [livejournal.com profile] elzed, who wanted an Eliot-centric plot with a side-order of sex. I got the sex in, and sort of half of a plot. I hope you like it anyway!
Neurotic Author’s Note #2: So my knowledge of Rome is sketchy at best. I based myself partly on what I saw walking around there this spring and partly on Google, but I’m guessing there are massive inaccuracies. Please don’t hold them against me.





The Built in a Day Job )
ratherastory: (Leverage Eliot With Coffee)
Title: The Built in a Day Job
Summary: Written as a part of [livejournal.com profile] leveragexchange. Eliot takes refuge in his apartment in Rome after The San Lorenzo Job, only to be followed by the one person he thought no longer cared.
Characters: Eliot/Sophie
Rating: hard R
Wordcount: ~4,200
Warnings: Spoilers for the end of The San Lorenzo Job. Explicit sex. Overabundant attention to cooking and food.
Neurotic Author’s Note #1: Written for [livejournal.com profile] elzed, who wanted an Eliot-centric plot with a side-order of sex. I got the sex in, and sort of half of a plot. I hope you like it anyway!
Neurotic Author’s Note #2: So my knowledge of Rome is sketchy at best. I based myself partly on what I saw walking around there this spring and partly on Google, but I’m guessing there are massive inaccuracies. Please don’t hold them against me.





The Built in a Day Job )
ratherastory: (Glorious)
Title: Diable en Boite
Prompt/Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] salt_burn_porn for the prompt Jack-in-the-box. Castiel pops in on Dean unexpectedly, and Dean is delighted. Not that Dean was pining, or anything. Nope.
Characters: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 4,215
Disclaimer: Not real, not mine, no harm intended, please don't sue, I would starve and have to eat my cats and that would be very sad.
Warnings: PWP, m/m sex, and angst, because I am apparently incapable of writing happy sex. IDEK, okay? Spoilers through the first half of Season 6.
Neurotic Author's Note #1: Oh my God, what was I even thinking signing up for this? "You should expand your horizons," I told myself. "Push yourself out of your comfort zone," I added to that. What did I do? I signed up to write porn under a deadline. Actual porn, as opposed to a buttload of angst with a side-order of sex. /o\
Neurotic Author's Note #2: Uh, this is waaaaay more explicit than anything I have ever written before, in like, ever.
Neurotic Author's Note #3: I am sorry it takes so long to get to the actual porn. Dean wouldn't shut up. *shrug*
Neurotic Author's Note #4: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pkwench who took time out of her busy day to glance over this and reassure me that I shouldn't metaphorically burn this and then maybe quit writing forever, and to [livejournal.com profile] elsewhere_kels for holding my hand while I whined at her about this story. ;)

:::ETA::: This story is now available in Russian, translated by the talented [livejournal.com profile] rahnieda_m. You can get it here.




Diable en Boite )
ratherastory: (Default)
Title: Diable en Boite
Prompt/Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] salt_burn_porn for the prompt Jack-in-the-box. Castiel pops in on Dean unexpectedly, and Dean is delighted. Not that Dean was pining, or anything. Nope.
Characters: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 4,215
Disclaimer: Not real, not mine, no harm intended, please don't sue, I would starve and have to eat my cats and that would be very sad.
Warnings: PWP, m/m sex, and angst, because I am apparently incapable of writing happy sex. IDEK, okay? Spoilers through the first half of Season 6.
Neurotic Author's Note #1: Oh my God, what was I even thinking signing up for this? "You should expand your horizons," I told myself. "Push yourself out of your comfort zone," I added to that. What did I do? I signed up to write porn under a deadline. Actual porn, as opposed to a buttload of angst with a side-order of sex. /o\
Neurotic Author's Note #2: Uh, this is waaaaay more explicit than anything I have ever written before, in like, ever.
Neurotic Author's Note #3: I am sorry it takes so long to get to the actual porn. Dean wouldn't shut up. *shrug*
Neurotic Author's Note #4: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pkwench who took time out of her busy day to glance over this and reassure me that I shouldn't metaphorically burn this and then maybe quit writing forever, and to [livejournal.com profile] elsewhere_kels for holding my hand while I whined at her about this story. ;)




Diable en Boite )
ratherastory: (Crash and Burn)
This is something of a follow-up to a conversation in my post about the hypothetical Gen Big Bang, in which I discovered to my shock and dismay that not everyone agrees on what constitutes gen fic!

Thus I am conducting a poll for SCIENCE!

Please spread the word, I am really curious to hear opinions on the subject.

[Poll #1666301]
ratherastory: (Crash and Burn)
This is something of a follow-up to a conversation in my post about the hypothetical Gen Big Bang, in which I discovered to my shock and dismay that not everyone agrees on what constitutes gen fic!

Thus I am conducting a poll for SCIENCE!

Please spread the word, I am really curious to hear opinions on the subject.

[Poll #1666301]
ratherastory: (Multishippers)
So the plot bunnies are attacking again, in full force. Except this time, apparently, they're telling me that my new plot requires wincest.

Which, um.

Yeah.

...

I dunno.

I gleefully read pretty much anything in this fandom. Slash, wincest, RPS, you name it. As long as it's well-written, I will enjoy anything fandom has to throw at me. Sometimes even when it's not all that well-written but hits my kinks anyway. *cough* Anyway.

Writing it? That's a whole 'nother kettle of fish. I've managed sex a handful of times, all of it R-rated and less, and of that handful of times 90% of it was het. The teeny-tiny bit of slash I've managed was Dean/Cas.

To say that I am freaking out at what my brain is trying to get me to do would be putting it mildly. Yet another line fandom is nudging me across, it seems.

Gah.

I'mma go be conflicted over here in this corner, mmkay?
ratherastory: (Multishippers)
So the plot bunnies are attacking again, in full force. Except this time, apparently, they're telling me that my new plot requires wincest.

Which, um.

Yeah.

...

I dunno.

I gleefully read pretty much anything in this fandom. Slash, wincest, RPS, you name it. As long as it's well-written, I will enjoy anything fandom has to throw at me. Sometimes even when it's not all that well-written but hits my kinks anyway. *cough* Anyway.

Writing it? That's a whole 'nother kettle of fish. I've managed sex a handful of times, all of it R-rated and less, and of that handful of times 90% of it was het. The teeny-tiny bit of slash I've managed was Dean/Cas.

To say that I am freaking out at what my brain is trying to get me to do would be putting it mildly. Yet another line fandom is nudging me across, it seems.

Gah.

I'mma go be conflicted over here in this corner, mmkay?
ratherastory: (Default)

So  this is long overdue, and I apologize for the delay. In my defense, I've been a little swamped with other fic commitments.

[livejournal.com profile] inyron , I haven't forgotten you!

I'm thinking of trying for a once-a-week schedule on this until it's finished. Maybe on Wednesdays? What do you guys think?

Master Post



Chapter 10

Chapter 11 )
Chapter 12
ratherastory: (Default)

So  this is long overdue, and I apologize for the delay. In my defense, I've been a little swamped with other fic commitments.

[livejournal.com profile] inyron , I haven't forgotten you!

I'm thinking of trying for a once-a-week schedule on this until it's finished. Maybe on Wednesdays? What do you guys think?

Master Post



Chapter 10

Chapter 11 )
Chapter 12

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