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Title: Ride the Lightning
Summary: Written as a spectacularly late pinch-hit for spn_jimmynovak’s Novakfest, for twoskeletons Three years after her father consented to be Castiel’s vessel for the second time, Claire goes to find her Uncle Jacob. He thinks it might be because she had nowhere else to go, but he’s not sure.
Characters: Claire, Jacob Glaser, Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1,942
Disclaimer: SPN and Stonehenge Apocalypse have both totally disavowed any knowledge of what I am doing here, and I can’t prove otherwise. Phooey.
Warnings: angst, crack, spoilers through 4.20 ‘The Rapture’ and general spoilers for Stonehenge Apocalypse. Brief mention of underage sex, nothing explicit.
Neurotic Author's Note #1: Uh, IDEK what to call this. It’s angsty cracky fusion fic about angels and vessels and oblique references to robot heads. /o\ Also: poor Claire. I need to write her something happy at some point.
Neurotic Author's Note #2: OMG, twoskeletons, I am SO LATE with this that I might as well have posted in a different century! I know that I was so behind on this that they gave it to someone else to pinch-hit, and so I really hope that you get two fics out of the deal for being so patient! Also, since it’s the day before your birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAVE SOME ANGSTY NOVAK FARE! \o/
Neurotic Author's Note #3: Totally unbeta'd. All mistakes and wacky syntax are my fault and mine alone.

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( Ride the Lightning )

So, uh, yeah. I wrote unabashed crack. Not only is it crack, but it's got RPF in it AND turned vaguely slashy.

DON'T ASK, I CANNOT EXPLAIN THIS. It's the fault of lassiterfics, as usual, with a helping hand from hereare_mysins.

Title: Stonedhenge, aka My Title Is a Really Bad Pun
Summary: From a prompt by the lovely and talented and obviously really twisted hereare_mysins at lassiterfics Stonehenge Apocalypse/SPN commment-fic meme: CASTIEL/JIMMY/JACOB/FUTURE!CAS(/MISHA). Make it happen. Somehow. O_O *ded* Original prompt and my reply can be found here.
Wordcount: 1,696
Spoilers: Uh, minor ones for Stonehenge Apocalypse, and for SPN up to 5.04. You don't actually have to know the movie or the show to understand the story, though.
Warnings: Drug use (marijuana), and mild swearing. Men kissing men who look like each other. I don't even know.
Disclaimer: Yeah... if I had any claim of ownership, I think this fic right here would count as my forfeit for ALL ETERNITY. Please don't sue, there was NO harm intended here!
Neurotic Author's Note: This is crack. Not even fluffy pseudo-crack the way I've done a few times. No no. CRACK. Then it turned into SLASHY crack. I can't begin to explain this. It's best left alone.
Neurotic Author's Note #2: Written off-the-cuff, no beta, no revision, nothing. Just unrevised crack. Pirates Fangirls, ye be warned!

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( Stonedhenge )

Because there can never be enough! This one is pretty epic, though.

THERE ARE ROBOT HEADS ON THE MOON, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.


THE ROBOT HEAD SAYS I'M ALMOST OUT OF MINUTES


I even came up with a prompt on my own! That's how awesome this is. \o/