Muse: "Hey, ratherastory, I know you have all these deadlines and stuff, and that you don't really have time to write anything else, and you have a bunch of other things you want to write too, but you know what would be really cool? Giving Sam radiation sickness!"
Are the muses flooding you with plot bunners? If it's any consolation, your muse has freakin AMAZING plot lines. Radiation sickness? Oh yeah, I know I'd be all over that!
*offers the muses special chocolate marshmallow treats as a bribe to lure them away from you for a little bit*
Impaled!Sam, I'd almost forgotten him! OK, you can have the pumpkin spice cupcake with the little sprinkles shaped like autumn leaves. Just so long as at some point you impale Sam.
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Me: *headdesk*
Muse: *is smug*
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I shoulda known.
She always was easily corrupted...
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*offers the muses special chocolate marshmallow treats as a bribe to lure them away from you for a little bit*
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*sigh*
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WANT
*feeds your Muse cookies to give her strength*
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Keep this up and I'll never write impaled!Sam for you... :P
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I'll just write it for NaNoWriMo.
It'll be a Season 6 AU, probably starting at the end of 6.03.
Don't look at me like that, I don't even know, okay? Apparently my brain really wants Sam to have radiation poisoning. :P
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