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ratherastory) wrote2010-10-22 10:01 pm
ratherastory) wrote2010-10-22 10:01 pm
6.05 Episode reaction.
You know the drill by now, yes? Below the cut are spoilers and a lot of capslocking. :)
Ooh, Gordon flashback! Oh, wait, no. Vampire flashback. The Campbells apparently are going to be making an appearance here. Woo, Lenore!
And not-quite-right!Sam. Awesome.
Goth bar.
*rock out*
"Bella Lugosi is dead!"
She's wearing a plaid flannel shirt in a goth bar. Hunter gear?
Oh, dude, is that meant to look like who I think it looks like?
KRISTEN?!?
OH SHOW TELL ME YOU DIDN'T!
She's totally a hunter. She's leading him on because she knows what he is. At least, I hope so.
"Clumsiest person ever." Suuuure.
SPN YOU TOTALLY DID! IF HE SPARKLES IN THE SUNSHINE I AM NOT SURE WHAT THAT WILL DO TO ME.
Creepy, CREEPY vampire!
Um, weird way of proving you're a vampire.
Dude, is she offering herself to him? PLEASE let her be a hunter! Even if she's 17.
"I'm going to show you my world." OMG, gag.
BWAH! ROBERT!
Damn.
I was SO hoping she would turn out to be a hunter. Oh well. Random victim of the week is dead.
Aww, I love how Dean is always on the phone with his family at the beginning of the episodes. *hearts* And his little smiles. *hearts more*
That's a weird smile, Sammy.
"Girls are hard." PREACH IT, SIR!
BAHAHAHAAAAAA! Goth shrine to the glory of sparkly vampires!
"These aren't vampires, man. These are douchebags."
"Yeah."
OH WE ALL AGREE THERE, SHOW!
"That's just uncomfortable." Oh, Sam!
"He's watching her sleep. How is that not rape-y?" YES! THANK YOU!
ROMERO!
"This is a national bestseller. How is that possible?"
"It's a freaking nightmare." Yes, yes it is.
How many 't's in Pattinson. LOL
Writing bad poetry. The new way to lure victims into letting you drink their blood. If blood were my main form of sustenance, I would totally do that.
Stealing from blood banks? What is the world coming to? Ew, that's a lot of blood.
Hey, it's Samuel. What's with the barbed wire?
"Find the nest, figure it out." Real useful there, Samuel.
Dean, maybe not so loud with the snark.
Is it wrong that I find some of these chicks hot? They're meant to be jailbait-age.
Nice evasion to Dean's question there, Sam.
LOL Two of them. And yay Show for putting obvious homosexuality on the air!
Ah, yes. Let's split up and follow the fuglies into creepy basement-type places. That can't POSSIBLY go wrong.
Oh, DAMN, Sam! That was cold. *whistles*
Cheesy come-on lines! This is clearly a fake-out.
"Are you wearing glitter?" *dies*
"Use a condom!" *dies more*
Oh, Dean. Never change.
"You're pretty." YES, RANDOM VAMPIRE, HE IS! VERY VERY PRETTY!
Oh, ouch.
SAM! DO SOMETHING! AAAAH! FUCK, QUIT STARING AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE SAT BACK AND LET IT HAPPEN AND THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE RIGHT!
OH MY GOD PLEASE LET SOMETHING ELSE BE DIFFERENT ABOUT THE VAMPIRES BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED THE DEAN-AS-VAMPIRE TROPE IN FIC!
*flails*
I need alcohol now.
Oh, Dean. *wibbles anxiously*
Oh, NEAT! Dean can tell Sam's heart is beating normally.
"How's it feel?"
Interesting. This might go back to that whole Sam's-lacking-something theory we were entertaining before in someone else's LJ.
"Vampires pee." LOL
Aww, Dean. He has fangs. Poor bunny. *pets him*
ACK! DEAN IS GONE!
AAAAAAAH! NO WATCHING LISA WHILE SHE SLEEPS! YOU SAID YOURSELF IT WAS RAPEY!
Oh, he's giving her yet another goodbye speech. You couldn't have done this over the phone?
Oh, bunny, don't cry, sweetheart. *cries along with him*
EEEEEEEEP!
OH, THANK GOD HE'S GOING.
GAH! Of course it wouldn't suffice to scare Lisa. Hurting Ben is going to be a serious setback in their relationship.
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME, SAMUEL, TO COOK UP A SOLUTION!
OH THANK GOD!
Grandfather's journal! Wow.
Oh great. A bad trip. Just what Dean needs.
"Dude, you reek. You're like a walking hamburger." Hee!
I love how Samuel is carrying a syringe of dead man's blood. Tools of the trade, dude.
YES, SAM, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH LORD.
And an Alpha Vampire. Why am I not surprised?
SHOW I AM SERIOUSLY NOT IMPRESSED WITH THIS NEW VERSION OF SAM. PLEASE TO BE BRINGING BACK THE REAL SAM, NOW, KTHXBAI!
LOL
BROFIST OF VAMPIRELY COOPERATION! *snerk*
"First chance I get I'll show you myself." Oh, Dean. You and your double-entendres.
RECRUITERS! I love it! They pick nice-looking boys to lure in the girls.
Oh, hey, it's Kristen! She doesn't look too happy about her lot in life.
Oh, so this guy is middle-management.
*dies* Oh, Dean, the private tour!
OW OW OW OWWW!
DUDE THE SKYLIGHT IS TALKING TO THE VAMPIRE! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
I guess this is the bad trip Samuel was talking about before? Maybe?
I'm confused.
HEY THE SKYLIGHT IS TALKING AGAIN.
RUN, DEAN, RUN!
Oh, Robert, you're an idiot, even for a vampire. It's the pretty ones who die young.
What the hell was that? Every vampire lapses into a weird dreamy coma for a minute and then it all goes back to normal?
Oh, now Sam & Samuel show up.
Hey, vampire on the roof of the car. We go through more windows this way...
How is Dean not exhausted from beheading all those vampires? He hasn't eaten all day?
Where's the talking skylight?
Ooh, lurking!vampire. They're good at lurking. It's part of their idiom.
Hey, Big Bear Vampire. Here to conveniently provide Dean with a drop of your blood, presumably after you've made Dean hurt very prettily some more.
At this point, I wouldn't want Sam behind me with a machete. Just sayin'.
"Looks like your brother has some Campbell in him after all."
FUCK YOU, SAMUEL! THAT IS ALL WINCHESTER!
Oh, man. Dean... *cringes*
SAM YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT!
And this is Dean's THIRD yiddish phrase in SPN. I wonder what's up with that?
Eww, very black puke.
This is not NEARLY as pretty as it could be.
And, naturally, Dean now remembers that Sam stood by and did nothing while he got himself turned. Cue MANPAIN.
Hey, the pretty is back!
And the angst has tripled!
Sam really needs a better wardrobe. The flannel does nothing for him.
Wow, Sam. What happened to "Hi, Dean, how are you feeling?"
THE ALPHA VAMPIRE IS BUILDING AN ARMY. HOLY CRAP!
Oh, great. Hunters don't scare the vampires anymore. GAH!
And, oh, yeah. Lisa. CRAP.
Dean's life sucks. Again.
Oh, ouch. Sam, YOU ARE LYING TO DEAN'S FACE. AGAIN. DID WE LEARN NOTHING IN SEASON 4?
SHOW, PLEASE GIVE US SAM BACK, OKAY? THIS IS NOT COOL!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
*flaps unhappily*
JE NE SUIS PAS D'ACCORD!
DEAR SHOW, PLEASE TO BE FIXING THIS, ALREADY! TWO SEASONS OF ANGST AND THE BROTHERS NOT TRUSTING EACH OTHER WAS ENOUGH!
***FURTHER SPOILERS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE'S PREVIEW PAST THIS LINE***
AWW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DON'T WANT THEM TO FIGHT ANYMORE!
Ooh, Gordon flashback! Oh, wait, no. Vampire flashback. The Campbells apparently are going to be making an appearance here. Woo, Lenore!
And not-quite-right!Sam. Awesome.
Goth bar.
*rock out*
"Bella Lugosi is dead!"
She's wearing a plaid flannel shirt in a goth bar. Hunter gear?
Oh, dude, is that meant to look like who I think it looks like?
KRISTEN?!?
OH SHOW TELL ME YOU DIDN'T!
She's totally a hunter. She's leading him on because she knows what he is. At least, I hope so.
"Clumsiest person ever." Suuuure.
SPN YOU TOTALLY DID! IF HE SPARKLES IN THE SUNSHINE I AM NOT SURE WHAT THAT WILL DO TO ME.
Creepy, CREEPY vampire!
Um, weird way of proving you're a vampire.
Dude, is she offering herself to him? PLEASE let her be a hunter! Even if she's 17.
"I'm going to show you my world." OMG, gag.
BWAH! ROBERT!
Damn.
I was SO hoping she would turn out to be a hunter. Oh well. Random victim of the week is dead.
Aww, I love how Dean is always on the phone with his family at the beginning of the episodes. *hearts* And his little smiles. *hearts more*
That's a weird smile, Sammy.
"Girls are hard." PREACH IT, SIR!
BAHAHAHAAAAAA! Goth shrine to the glory of sparkly vampires!
"These aren't vampires, man. These are douchebags."
"Yeah."
OH WE ALL AGREE THERE, SHOW!
"That's just uncomfortable." Oh, Sam!
"He's watching her sleep. How is that not rape-y?" YES! THANK YOU!
ROMERO!
"This is a national bestseller. How is that possible?"
"It's a freaking nightmare." Yes, yes it is.
How many 't's in Pattinson. LOL
Writing bad poetry. The new way to lure victims into letting you drink their blood. If blood were my main form of sustenance, I would totally do that.
Stealing from blood banks? What is the world coming to? Ew, that's a lot of blood.
Hey, it's Samuel. What's with the barbed wire?
"Find the nest, figure it out." Real useful there, Samuel.
Dean, maybe not so loud with the snark.
Is it wrong that I find some of these chicks hot? They're meant to be jailbait-age.
Nice evasion to Dean's question there, Sam.
LOL Two of them. And yay Show for putting obvious homosexuality on the air!
Ah, yes. Let's split up and follow the fuglies into creepy basement-type places. That can't POSSIBLY go wrong.
Oh, DAMN, Sam! That was cold. *whistles*
Cheesy come-on lines! This is clearly a fake-out.
"Are you wearing glitter?" *dies*
"Use a condom!" *dies more*
Oh, Dean. Never change.
"You're pretty." YES, RANDOM VAMPIRE, HE IS! VERY VERY PRETTY!
Oh, ouch.
SAM! DO SOMETHING! AAAAH! FUCK, QUIT STARING AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE SAT BACK AND LET IT HAPPEN AND THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE RIGHT!
OH MY GOD PLEASE LET SOMETHING ELSE BE DIFFERENT ABOUT THE VAMPIRES BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED THE DEAN-AS-VAMPIRE TROPE IN FIC!
*flails*
I need alcohol now.
Oh, Dean. *wibbles anxiously*
Oh, NEAT! Dean can tell Sam's heart is beating normally.
"How's it feel?"
Interesting. This might go back to that whole Sam's-lacking-something theory we were entertaining before in someone else's LJ.
"Vampires pee." LOL
Aww, Dean. He has fangs. Poor bunny. *pets him*
ACK! DEAN IS GONE!
AAAAAAAH! NO WATCHING LISA WHILE SHE SLEEPS! YOU SAID YOURSELF IT WAS RAPEY!
Oh, he's giving her yet another goodbye speech. You couldn't have done this over the phone?
Oh, bunny, don't cry, sweetheart. *cries along with him*
EEEEEEEEP!
OH, THANK GOD HE'S GOING.
GAH! Of course it wouldn't suffice to scare Lisa. Hurting Ben is going to be a serious setback in their relationship.
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME, SAMUEL, TO COOK UP A SOLUTION!
OH THANK GOD!
Grandfather's journal! Wow.
Oh great. A bad trip. Just what Dean needs.
"Dude, you reek. You're like a walking hamburger." Hee!
I love how Samuel is carrying a syringe of dead man's blood. Tools of the trade, dude.
YES, SAM, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH LORD.
And an Alpha Vampire. Why am I not surprised?
SHOW I AM SERIOUSLY NOT IMPRESSED WITH THIS NEW VERSION OF SAM. PLEASE TO BE BRINGING BACK THE REAL SAM, NOW, KTHXBAI!
LOL
BROFIST OF VAMPIRELY COOPERATION! *snerk*
"First chance I get I'll show you myself." Oh, Dean. You and your double-entendres.
RECRUITERS! I love it! They pick nice-looking boys to lure in the girls.
Oh, hey, it's Kristen! She doesn't look too happy about her lot in life.
Oh, so this guy is middle-management.
*dies* Oh, Dean, the private tour!
OW OW OW OWWW!
DUDE THE SKYLIGHT IS TALKING TO THE VAMPIRE! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
I guess this is the bad trip Samuel was talking about before? Maybe?
I'm confused.
HEY THE SKYLIGHT IS TALKING AGAIN.
RUN, DEAN, RUN!
Oh, Robert, you're an idiot, even for a vampire. It's the pretty ones who die young.
What the hell was that? Every vampire lapses into a weird dreamy coma for a minute and then it all goes back to normal?
Oh, now Sam & Samuel show up.
Hey, vampire on the roof of the car. We go through more windows this way...
How is Dean not exhausted from beheading all those vampires? He hasn't eaten all day?
Where's the talking skylight?
Ooh, lurking!vampire. They're good at lurking. It's part of their idiom.
Hey, Big Bear Vampire. Here to conveniently provide Dean with a drop of your blood, presumably after you've made Dean hurt very prettily some more.
At this point, I wouldn't want Sam behind me with a machete. Just sayin'.
"Looks like your brother has some Campbell in him after all."
FUCK YOU, SAMUEL! THAT IS ALL WINCHESTER!
Oh, man. Dean... *cringes*
SAM YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT!
And this is Dean's THIRD yiddish phrase in SPN. I wonder what's up with that?
Eww, very black puke.
This is not NEARLY as pretty as it could be.
And, naturally, Dean now remembers that Sam stood by and did nothing while he got himself turned. Cue MANPAIN.
Hey, the pretty is back!
And the angst has tripled!
Sam really needs a better wardrobe. The flannel does nothing for him.
Wow, Sam. What happened to "Hi, Dean, how are you feeling?"
THE ALPHA VAMPIRE IS BUILDING AN ARMY. HOLY CRAP!
Oh, great. Hunters don't scare the vampires anymore. GAH!
And, oh, yeah. Lisa. CRAP.
Dean's life sucks. Again.
Oh, ouch. Sam, YOU ARE LYING TO DEAN'S FACE. AGAIN. DID WE LEARN NOTHING IN SEASON 4?
SHOW, PLEASE GIVE US SAM BACK, OKAY? THIS IS NOT COOL!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
*flaps unhappily*
JE NE SUIS PAS D'ACCORD!
DEAR SHOW, PLEASE TO BE FIXING THIS, ALREADY! TWO SEASONS OF ANGST AND THE BROTHERS NOT TRUSTING EACH OTHER WAS ENOUGH!
***FURTHER SPOILERS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE'S PREVIEW PAST THIS LINE***
AWW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DON'T WANT THEM TO FIGHT ANYMORE!
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