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ratherastory ([personal profile] ratherastory) wrote2010-11-13 01:36 pm

6.08 Or, how will Show rip out my heart this week?

I didn't like the movie this was named after. I hope this goes better than that did.

Madison! I guess today is Alpha Werewolf Day™.

Strip club. Huh. Classy.

Is this guy talking about a dog or a little boy?

Nice car. Can I have it now he's about to die?

Oh, maybe not. It's all bloodstained now. That is impossible to get out of upholstery. Blick.

Fat Mack's?

OMG CROWLEY IS AWESOME! \o/ He's even worse than Cas about appearing right in Dean's personal space. I foresee much Dean/Crowley.

"Quit clutching your pearls." *dies*

"You'd sell your brother for a dollar right now if you really needed a soda."

Aww, Sammy!

EEEEK!

THAT IS COOL! HORRIFYING BUT COOL!

"This is a hostage situation, you arrogant little thug!"

OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! *flails*

"Werewolves turning on the full moon. So... '09."

Eesh.

This goes right back to the supernatural creatures acting weird.

LOL

I love soulless!Sam's wide-eyed "I don't understand WTF you're so upset about look." It's the puppy-eyes combined with horrific amorality. I don't know why that makes me so gleeful, but it DOES."

"He's so far up our asses we're coughing sulphur." LOL, Dean.

Is it wrong of me that that sentence made me want a fic in which one (or both) of them actually does cough sulphur?

Aww, Sammy, of COURSE you're still Dean's brother! You just have no morals and no conscience and no soul.

*dies*

HOLY SHIT SAM, YOU NEED DEAN TO BE YOUR MOUTH FILTER!

"You think it came for the sailing."

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SHOW! YOU TOTALLY MIRRORED THAT SLEEPING-DEAN SCENE FROM "PHANTOM TRAVELLER."

Except Dean is sleeping almost fully-clothed, which he's done ever since he got back from hell and only gave up when he was with Lisa. *sad*

It is creepy that Sam can't sleep.

"Not like I can help it."

Aww, Sam.

SERA! THERE HAD BETTER BE AN EPIC EPISOE OF H/C AFTER THIS! YOU HEAR ME?

Hee! Robocop. \o/

Huh. I know that actress.

Hee! I would totally be randomly tidying if Sam 'n' Dean showed up at my door.

Okay, THAT'S weird. The dog flips out at his master (presumably because we're supposed to believe he's a werewolf —but it's early enough in the ep that this might be a red herring), but he doesn't flip out at the abomination with no soul?

Huh.

Perceptive!Sammy. Sweating vodka = ew.

How is that guy his brother? Weird.

OOH! THE GUY IS PROTECTING HIS HEARTH. NIIIIIICE.

Mandy totally knows something. That look on her face is horrified. I don't want it to be her. The dog didn't flip its shit at her, though, so that's something.

LOL YES, SAM, REALLY. YOU MAKE SURE HE'S A WEREWOLF BEFORE HANDING HIM OVER FOR AN ETERNITY OF DEMON!RAPE. YOU WILL THANK DEAN LATER WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR SOUL BACK AND ARE EATING THAT METRIC TON OF GUILT THAT'S JUST WAITING FOR YOU.

God, the Impala is beautiful.

Aaaaaaand it's night! The day moves at the speed of plot! I loved the transition with the Impala driving in from day to night.

Wow, Cal certainly is a partier.

"I'm getting cirrhosis just watching this." Uh, Dean, honey? Last episode you had, like TEN SHOTS inside of a couple of hours. So? POT. KETTLE. BLACK.

Y'know, Sam doesn't sleep. Bet you dollars to doughnuts he'll come out on his own to try to bag the thing while Dean's asleep.

Oops. I think Cal is about to die.

DID THAT DOG JUST DRAG HIM UNDER THE CAR? WTF?

OMG WHAT THE HELL?

...

DUDE, IT'S THE DOG PROTECTING ITS HEARTH! I LOVE IT EVEN MORE!

Ack! Mandy, RUN!

STOP MAKING MONSTERS WATCH PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP, SHOW!

Dude, is the dog turning human instead of vice versa?

Also? Licking the human now that I know what he is? SO GROSS.

HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND AND THAT IS SO GROSS I CAN'T EVEN.

God, the doggie is cute.

A perverted peeping Tom, but cute.

"Masterful deduction, Sherlock."

"Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria."

OH, DEAN, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO IT, BUT LUCKILY IT'S NOT YOU!

Dude, all the children I know would have kicked up a bloody, screaming fuss if their dog had ripped their toy.

BAD DOG! YES! VERY BAD DOG! And, uh, Mandy, it wasn't a bird.

Oh, dude.

PLEASE LET THE DOG ATTACK THEM RIGHT AWAY!

YAY DEAN! You are perceptive!

Dean, I don't think Sam is making it personal, since he doesn't have any feelings about it.

SAM, STOP SAYING "TRUST ME" NO ONE DOES!

DUDE, THAT IS FUCKING CREEPY.

HEE! SAM JUST GOT THE MONEY SHOT!

I don't even know what that expression is on Sam's face, but I love it!

Uh-oh, Sam. Lucky has smelled you!

SAM. CALL DEAN NOW. USE YOUR GODDAMN PHONE.

DUDE! THERE'S A SECOND PERSON! WHO IS THAT?

I bet that other guy is flanking Sam right now. *cringes*

Oh, maybe not.

DUDE, YOU ARE A WEREWOLF. DOG. WHATEVER. DON'T RUN, JUST KILL HIM!

SAM! WHY ARE YOU NOT CALLING DEAN? THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING TRAP!

Or not.

Hee! I guess it is sort of Sam's dog.


Aww, Dean-o. Just call her already. Except, y'know, it's late and that would be creepy.

SKINWALKER!

"The family dog seriously needs a neuter." LOL

Werewolf-cousin.

SEE? DEFINITELY BAD DOG.

*dies laughing*

SOUL OR NOT, THAT'S FUNNY!

YES, SAMMY, IT IS!

JESUS CHRIST, SAM, DON'T TAUNT THE SKINWALKER.

"Already been, didn't agree with me." Ouch.

Holy shit! Sam! WOW.

Oh, Dean. Projecting, much?

"That's our angle, that's it." Uh, no, that's not it.

Alpha Skinwalker is recruiting people. What is going on?

WHAT WORD?

Precisely, Dean.

SKINWALKER SLEEPER CELL!

PACK LEADER!

*dies*

SAAAAAM! NOT HELPING!

SAM HE'S RIGHT YOU'RE TOTALLY BEING A DICK!

Hee! Psychic dog whistle.

Aww, Dean, he's not pretending. He's trying really hard. YOU try being yourself without a soul! And he's going to remember all the nasty things you said to him when he gets his soul back.

"I'd double-cross us."

DEXTER! I TOTALLY CALLED IT LAST WEEK! YES I DID!

Bad guys and their cars.

Little bulldog type. How much you want to bet he's a bulldog IRL?

Oh, shit.

TAKE IT ANYWAY? SAAAAAAAM NOOOOOOOO!

I bet you Sam has a Plan B. I bet you also that Dean won't like it.

Oof.

OMG SAM'S PLAN B IS BADASS!

AIM FOR THE HEART, SAM!

Dude, is Lucky the Alpha? That would be a neat trick. Act all helpless and loser-y, but really be the ultimate bad guy?

Uh-oh.

Someone's in doggie form.

Dobermans are fucking scary. Just look at Resident Evil.


OH, LUCKY! BRINGING TEETH TO A GUN FIGHT. :(

GO DEAN!

Sam, what are you doing, honey?

What did Mandy just see in Sam, I wonder?

Aww, Lucky. Apparently he can heal fast.

This is a hell of a Dean/Lisa parallel.

MAYBE LUCKY WILL BECOME THE LITTLEST HOBO! TRAVELING THE ROADS AND HELPING PEOPLE!



Oh, crap. They're at a picnic table. This can't be good. Because the WORST conversations happen at picnic tables.

"I don't really care about you."

FUCK, SHOW, MY HEART!

YES, SAM, GET TO THE PUNCHLINE FOR FUCK'S SAKE MY HEART IS PUMPING BLOOD ONTO THE GROUND, HERE.

There is no "probably," Sam. You DEFINITELY need to go back to being him?

AT LEAST DEAN IS ON THE SAME PAGE.

OH MY GOOOOOOOD.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

*dies in a puddle on the floor*

[identity profile] heartlessbytchh.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You crack me up!

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't guarantee coherent responses to the show, but at least I can make it entertaining, right?

[identity profile] heartlessbytchh.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, entertaining iz alwayz good.
*laffs*

[identity profile] tifaching.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)

"He's so far up our asses we're coughing sulphur." LOL, Dean.

Is it wrong of me that that sentence made me want a fic in which one (or both) of them actually does cough sulphur? Ummm...NO! It's never wrong when you want to write fic.

Lucky creeped me out to the nth degree watching Mandy get into the shower. Then he made my heart melt for him when he tried so hard to do the right thing. And yes, for him being avenger!dog. That would be awesome. Fic for that would be good too.

Sniper!Dean and handgun!Sam taking out that whole sleeper cell of skinwalkers was badass! I loved it.

And Crowley. He's so gleefully bad, you just can't help liking him.

[identity profile] claudiapriscus.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
How much do I love sort-of-evil sam? A lot. Isn't that awful? With his completely inappropriate comments, wrong reactions, and general aura of assholerly...combined with a certain keenness sometimes, that whole, "did I get the right answer?"... he's too fun.

And I did a little fist pump at the dexter line.


And I'm kind of embarrassed to admit it, but how hot was sniper!dean?

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Smoking hot!

[identity profile] ianthe-echo.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Extremely hot.

[identity profile] authoressnebula.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
First: soulless Sam is AMAZING. He's funny and I love him.

And yes, sniper!Dean was way hot. *fans*

~Nebula

[identity profile] lobrien0914.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I just thought of something. Lucky can show up as Sam and Dean's dog in the Fusion 'Verse.

Seriously, though, I loved the parallel for this episode with Dean and Lisa and Ben. It's also ironic that without a soul, Sam has a better sense of humor. He's funnier than Dean at times. But he's also a bigger dick than Dean and John ever were. Put together.

[identity profile] harrigan.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite part of the season? Everyone is on the same page now. It's Sam's gigantor body and maybe his brain, but he's not Sam. And Dean going to get his brother back!

[identity profile] disneymagics.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVED reading this and burst out laughing a couple of times. Yeah, Show is ripping my heart into little bitty pieces, but I'm kind of glad that Sam finally came completely clean about how much he just doesn't care about anything because all those sad puppy dog looks from a guy without a soul were just not doing anything for me at all! At least he wants his soul back even though having a soul is harder than not having one, means you have to feel things and let's face it, most of the things Sam felt when he had a soul were not the most pleasant. Also, he is letting Dean be his conscience and basically letting Dean guide him, for the time being, which I choose to see as a positive.
bellatemple: (SPN - <3 Sammy)

[personal profile] bellatemple 2010-11-13 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it wrong of me that that sentence made me want a fic in which one (or both) of them actually does cough sulphur?

That's okay. I want a fic where Sam sells Dean for a dollar.

[identity profile] hsifeng.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
*fishes in pocket for a dollar....*

Oh, wait. You said a fic.

*hangs head in sadness*

[identity profile] authoressnebula.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
HOLY SHIT SAM, YOU NEED DEAN TO BE YOUR MOUTH FILTER!

And yet, hilariously, even when Dean had HIS soul, it'd been Sam playing mouth filter for his brother. Obviously Sam is better at this then Dean is. XD

Actually, this episode didn't break my heart. It's not Sam. It's his memories, it's his thoughts, but it's not the core of Sammy. And I honestly think if Dean can think of him as a random hunter as opposed to Sam, then they'll get it together a hell of a lot better. That's not Sam in there. And thank god one of them said it. (Though I've got a fic in mind regarding the whole, "I don't care about you," thing because dude, he totally DID go back for Dean in the first episode, racing over there to help Dean out. And calling Dean for help on a job. He does care. I just don't think he understands what it means or why he cares at all. Care isn't really a word you can define very well. I think he's got echoes of his feelings from his memories.)

At least this way, with Sam's conviction being what it is, he won't refuse his soul when the time comes. That's what scared me: that they'd get the soul back and Sam would go, "Uh, no." So at least he's on board with that.

Also, Sam's whole whistling and throwing the ball thing? I'm sorry, but it was fucking funny, ROFL Oh Sam. I love you in douchebag mode. Dean's the angsty one now going for the heartstrings and Sam's the one playing obnoxious bad cop. Oh god I love it. :D

Alsoalso, you make me LOL hardcore. ♥

~Nebula

[identity profile] tversan.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, great review =)

Sam made so many dog jokes in this ep it was hard to keep track of them. He might not have a soul, but he got humor.
And I know one thing for sure, I'm not going to trust picnic tables again.

[identity profile] honeylocusttree.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU WILL THANK DEAN LATER WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR SOUL BACK AND ARE EATING THAT METRIC TON OF GUILT THAT'S JUST WAITING FOR YOU

You know, I totally didn't even think about the guilt potential...but on the other hand, does Sam need to feel guilty for stuff his body did when he wasn't around? I'm not saying he won't because, y'know, it's Sam, but...oh well.

Also I would very much like to see Dean trying to function without a soul. We never get any transformed!Dean stuff on this show...*sigh*

[identity profile] phorenice.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
DEXTER! I TOTALLY CALLED IT LAST WEEK! YES I DID!

I TOTALLY THOUGHT ABOUT YOU WHEN HE SAID THAT!
(Also: I think I need to start watching that show...)

[identity profile] lexhibition.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE AN EPISODE ABOUT POSSESSED PICNIC TABLES THAT FORCE PEOPLE TO SPILL THEIR EMOTIONS ALL OVER? ALPHA PICNIC TABLE?

[identity profile] primrose-1.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that this episode was WAY better than the movie it was named after. Totally agreement!
ext_14783: girl underwater (SPN - leaving beautiful room together)

[identity profile] lavinialavender.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, crap. They're at a picnic table. This can't be good. Because the WORST conversations happen at picnic tables.
ARRRRRRRRGH I KNOOOOOOOOW it's the biggest signal Show can give us that they're about to RIP OUR MOTHERFUCKING HEARTS OUT

[identity profile] hsifeng.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
This and the infamous ‘White Nitey of DOOOOM!’ ™.

[identity profile] hsifeng.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
DEXTER! I TOTALLY CALLED IT LAST WEEK! YES I DID!

I shared this view with SPN friends last week who gave me, "What? Really" eyebrows in response. But I had your back baby, and apparently so does Dean-o.

;)