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ratherastory ([personal profile] ratherastory) wrote2010-12-09 11:38 am

In which [livejournal.com profile] ratherastory is difficult and nit-picky

Everyone has their pet peeves, right? I have many.

The latest one to surface, and it's a recurring problem, but it's been twice in a couple of days now, and I'm officially peeved.

Vampires.

Vampires in pre-series stories.

Remember "Dead Man's Blood?" The boys and John are convinced vampires don't exist/are extinct right up until first season.

Even well-written stories get on my nerves, unless they're explicitly stated to be AU.

It's marring my enjoyment of those fics, which is really too bad. I need to learn to overlook it when they're well-written, I guess. But still. Gnarr.

[identity profile] tahirire.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG SAAAAAME.

Vampires and DEMONS. Remember how the boys had never really even seen a demon before Phantom traveler?

I feel your pain. Throws me right out.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, demons too! But vampires seem to annoy me more than demons.

Dean: "Vampires. It gets funnier every time I hear it."

The way I figure it, the majority of the hunts were salt 'n' burns, poltergeists, run-of-the-mill spirits. There is ONE canon werewolf hunt, and the boys mention black dogs and skinwalkers early on. A case could be made for wendigos, too, although that one's more iffy.

Vampires and demons? No. Both of those are explicitly pointed out as firsts for the boys in Season 1.
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2010-12-09 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I have about five posts to fanficrants complaining about exactly those. And I could post to canonrants shredding the SPN comics for continuity issues including but not limited to those. (No WAY was Lilith out of hell before 2x22. But she's in the comics. Which are all set preseries.)

[identity profile] tahirire.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that was one of the problems I had when John's journal was published, but then I remembered that just because the BOYS didn't remember tangling with a demon (when they were what, 4 and 8? 8 and 12?) doesn't mean John never did, so I handwaved that one. But your icon is appropriate sometimes, lol.

I think this belongs to you. *pokepoke* ^.^

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Lilith? Before 2.22? Raaaandooom. Also, patently untrue. There is plenty in canon to demonstrate that.

Feh.

[identity profile] lobrien0914.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What's even more annoying is the ones who go with Buffy mythology and employ stakes to kill the vampires, rather than machetes to behead, which is the only way to kill them according to Show.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL

I am swamped. Once I get my Novakfest written (before [livejournal.com profile] pyrebi kills me for not finishing her prompt) I will see if plot bunnies come a-bitin'.

I am perfectly willing to believe that John tangled with a demon at least once. How else would he have learned exorcisms and that they flinch at the name of God? Or at least he wouldn't have bothered to put it in his journal.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never seen that. I am so glad for it, too.

If you go with the Dracula mythology, then a stake to the heart would immobilize them (a bit like in "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things"), and then beheading would kill them off. Still, no canon evidence for that.

[identity profile] hells-half-acre.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
ME TOO!

Also, when they know pre-series that it was a demon that killed their mother...or worse than that, know it was the YED/Azazel. Drives me up the wall and I have to stop reading.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't even read those stories. Too jarring and OOC.

[identity profile] tahirire.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I blinked at the journal when it was published. The comics I always sort of took as canon-lite, but as it has turned out they ended up meshing better than it seemed they would when they first came out. Like I remember being all confused that these strange people were watching Sam, but then - 5.20 happened. So I don't know.

Still doesn't mean the boys would have a cognizant memory of brushing with a demon. And DEFINITELY not vampires.

It's been a while since I read Rising Son - I thought the succubus was A Lilith, like - all succubus are daughters of Lilith? (I suppose in s6 terms she'd be their alpha.) I never got the impression it was LILITH Lilith. Hm. Maybe I'll look at it again...

*digs through bookshelves*

[identity profile] tahirire.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*blink*

Novakfest?

Wow. That's like ... a real thing? O.o
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2010-12-09 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I had not thought of that one. Guess I need to reread too.

[identity profile] tahirire.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I did a lot of research on Lilith for a fic way back when, so I may have been explaining it to myself through the definition of succubus. Still, I know those darn comics are around here SOMEWHERE ... *digs through bookshelves*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus - Similar to a vampire, succubi also known as Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish) and Belili (Sumerian) draw energy from men to sustain themselves.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup! It's a small Novak-centered fic exchange. It's over at [livejournal.com profile] spn_jimmynovak. Posting has already started, I think.

[identity profile] asilia.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the same - I can get very itchy and annoyed about people getting such details wrong.

[identity profile] pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, what with show doing uncanon things to its own canon, I just shake my head at it and sigh deeply :(

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
True. :)

[identity profile] pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? Seriously! I recently read the tv guide article and there were things there that made me go 'what?!'

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[personal profile] liliaeth 2010-12-09 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, even worse, even the comics got that one wrong.
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[personal profile] liliaeth 2010-12-09 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
or the ones that have werewolves that actually transform into a full hairy wolfish form, rather than the human with fangs and claws that we saw with Madison.

[identity profile] cece-away.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's funny. They didn't know about Rugaros either. What gets me is when I run across a Weechester story and the boys have cell phones or laptops. Um? Maybe after 96 if John could have afforded those $1000 monsters and wanted to be tied down to the limited coverage that would have followed him around in his name from state to state.

Sorry, that's just my pet peeve.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Lord above.

The cell phone thing is at least canon: Dean has a cell phone of his own when he's around 17, according to "After School Special." No indication that Sam has one, though.
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[personal profile] bellatemple 2010-12-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
See, and I just twitch over vampires in general.

But also: YES.

[identity profile] charis-kalos.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Might John not have known and kept the truth from the boys because he knew Dean would recklessly hunt the "funny vampires" if he found out?

(Asks quietly 'cos I wrote this plot as a 'Winchesters in Sunnydale' story.)

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Could be, but Sam and Dean explicitly state that they thought vampires didn't exist. John replies that he didn't think so either —that he thought they were extinct.

A case can be made for John lying, but not for the boys encountering vampires at any point before Season 1.

[identity profile] charis-kalos.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I had them encountering but John deliberately keeping the truth from them.

*runs away and hides*

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hee!

But if the Winchesters were in Sunnydale, I think it counts as AU. You're totally off the hook. ;)

[identity profile] charis-kalos.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Phew! *mops brow*

[identity profile] chiiyo86.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Lol, I have the exact same pet peeve. I've been annoyed by it in otherwise well-written stories, but I can't help it, it still bothers me.

[identity profile] emmram.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
See now that brings up a question from my side: before finding out that it was the YED that killed their mother, what did the boys think it was? Did they know abouy the yellow eyes, at least? For the life of me, I can't remember, and I don't feel like revisiting season 1.

I'm a canon-beast. I avoid pre-series fics like the plague.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't say anything about it, actually. It's always the "thing that killed Mom."

I am picky about my pre-series fic, but there's a lot of really well-written ones out there.

[identity profile] katwoman76.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what you mean.
If the canon-facts are so clear and easy to find out - don't mess with them.
It distracts so much from the story, that I can't enjoy it the same way I would if they would get their facts right.

And it starts with simple facts. I mean, how many times did I read something like "Dean's blue eyes" and just want to shout they are GREEN, damnit!
Or just now I read a little one-shot and it starts with "that's why he went to Harvard"...that's on the other side of the country, damnit.
Sam went to STANFORD! If you use a fact, check it first.
It takes you one look at google or the supernaturalwiki, to get simple stuff like that right, so do your homework.
I mean, I'm not even talking about little details, that you only know if you pay really close attention to every single second in every episode, but the general facts, that everyone knows.

There are other details, that fanfic-writers love to write in their stories, that canon doesn't support at all, that I don't mind, because it's kind of sweet. Like the "Dean always (even as adults) takes the bed closer to the door to put himself between Sam and any danger".

But some others really bug me.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Fanon is one thing (like the bed-closest-to-the-door thing, which is not canonically accurate but cute), but blatantly ignoring canon? Feh.

I don't know if it's my TV/computer, but Dean's eyes seem to me to be... bluish-green, like Sam's, although Sam's are bluer than Dean's. I have the hardest time describing them. I thought the colour was called "hazel," and I used it in fic, but subsequent research has proved me wrong on that count. Turns out "hazel" is something entirely different, and now my own fics make me twitchy when I re-read them. ;)

[identity profile] katwoman76.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that just shows that the writer is one of the young ones, who doesn't really remember, that "everyone has a cellphone" is a pretty new concept.
For them it's probably normal to have these as little kids already and the idea that it wasn't always like that is something they can't even imagine.
But yes, that's not something that would make sense until the time where Sam was a teenager and Dean almost out of school.

[identity profile] katwoman76.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I think a lot of people use hazel for this weird blue/green/brown mix depending on mood/lighting. So I could kind of live with that - or at least claim I don't know bette, because I'm not a native speaker.
But blue...yeah, that's the color of their holy tax accountants eyes.
I do admit, that sometimes it's hard to see and lighting, tv-settings, clothes and everything have an influence as well.
With Dean I think it's more obvious. Sam's change color more, so it's not really that clear. But yeah, as far as I know - all the Winchester boys have a certain level of green in there (mixed with blue and/or brown to some degree).
But for sure not as clear blue eyes as Cas has.

[identity profile] cece-away.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
True. My son asked me once to explain exactly how we use to dial "one of those old phones with the circle things on top". It was fun explaining how we had to put our fingers in the circles and move the dial around then watch it rotate back and heaven forbid if we put it in the front number.

[identity profile] katwoman76.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Talking about things like that makes me feel so old. :(

I admit, that for me it sometimes gets even more confusing.
Because thinking back to the time before I was a teenager, I sometimes can't really say, if certain things ...like not every household having a phone (landline I mean, not cellphone)...were that way, because it just wasn't the time for these things yet (technology moves fast) or if it was only this way for us - behind the iron curtain.
Was it an East Germany special or just an 80's thing, you know.

[identity profile] cece-away.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The thing is whether it is accurate or not, if it is overused, it becomes a cliche anyway. Hazel eyes, though I guess is correctenough, has become a SPN fanfic cliche. Be creative, writers. Call them mossy, swampy, foresty, jade, shadowed emerald, coffee-tinged, pond algae -- whatever.

I love when writers can come up with a different fresher way to describe things.

*ducking because I have used hazel eyes myself*

[identity profile] katwoman76.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe, I love your ideas. :)
Hazel is not that bad (it at least doesn't make me cry WRONG WRONG WRONG, look again!), if used in slow doses (you know these stories where every second sentence starts with the blue eyed boy, the brown eyed boy, the blond one, the dark haired one).
Moderation is the key. If you overuse these things and not just where they really describe something but just to avoid using their names, that's the point where it gets annoying to read.

[identity profile] cece-away.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. And everything is subjective to personal memory. It's like how old was I when that came out?

My kids have ipods and phones that are computers in the palm of their hands, but will they remember how old they were when they had those for only a few years when the hologram computers come out hovering in the air for them?

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually find that a too "imaginative" way of describing eyes will jolt me out of a story. It's like using wacky verbs instead of "he said" or "she said": best used sparingly. :)

And, honestly, if I have to read one more line about Dean's "jade orbs," I will stab someone with a spork. ;)

[identity profile] cece-away.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha. Jade orbs, haven't seen that one. I am so going to use it just for fun! *looking around for a spork to hand you*