ratherastory: (Supernatural)
ratherastory ([personal profile] ratherastory) wrote2010-02-12 01:40 pm

5.14 —Is that a pun I detect?

Hahaha, hat-tip to Jensen Ackles' really crappy movie. Yes, I said it, it was a bad movie. I watched it and kept saying, "Oh, Jensen, honey, I know you can act. I've seen it! What happened?"

Okay. Onto the show! As usual, this is unedited commentary, as I watch. You know the drill, SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT!

What does it say about me that I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop on this really cute pre-Valentine's date scene? Maybe it says more about the show than it does about me.

Hmm... good boy and good girl are suddenly possessed of inexplicable lust. So far I'm not surprised, but it's a promising start.

HOLYSHITOHMYGOD! EWWWWWWW! I read a short story about zombies once that was disturbingly like this. THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER HOLY CRAP!

Thank God they're finally combing Sam's hair. It was seriously starting to look.... unkempt. That's a polite way of saying it.

So, Alice was a "nice girl." I wonder if that's part of how whoever it is chooses their victims. (Bunny rabbit!)

Interesting. We're ruling out possession of any kind right off the bat. That means New Creature™ time!

ROFL "Talk about codependent!" Oh, Dean, bunny, that is IRONIC! (Also, I'm vaguely amused that Dean is suddenly horrified by the act of eating, although, granted cannibalism)

"Unleash the Kracken!" *dies*

"Unattached Drifter Christmas." *snerk*

Holy shit what just happened to Dean? Last week he was dreaming about strippers and I was complaining that he wasn't like that anymore, and now he's back to being depressed and not wanting to sleep with women. Oh, Sam. Love the dog comparison, and apparently Dean isn't loving it so much. It's not a nice thing to say, anyway.

HOLY CRAP, CRAZY! SHE SHOT HIM!!!!! Janice, that seems... a little excessive. Jim, Janice, what are you going to do? Nononono BAD PLAN!

*twitch*

Okay, the murder-suicide thing? Does NOT make me a happy camper!

Huh. Strange dude in the hallway, and Sam has sensed something hinky.

I know that coroner from somewhere. "Refrigerate after opening!" Hee!

"Be my valentine." Oh, Dean.

ENOCHIAN LETTERS ENGRAVED ON THE VICTIMS' HEARTS! ACK!

Oh my God, so much love for Cas! "I'm going to hang up now."

"Cherub, third class." Awesome. Ooh, and he's gone rogue! I love the boys' reaction. So bitter and resigned.

"A nexus of human reproduction." Oh, Cas.

Dean isn't hungry, but apparently Cas eats now, and the LOOK on their faces is priceless!

"Meet me in the back." Oh, the shippers must have LOVED that line! Is it me, or does Cas always sound a little silly when chanting in Enochian, or whatever?

"I don't like it." "No one likes it." THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES!

Oh, cool. He's not doing it on purpose! Awww... puppy! He's crying! Is it an act? Oh, man, the looks on their faces. Poor Cas, always taking one for the team. "I have no idea what you're saying." Oh, oh Cas!

Angelic Vulcan mind meld?

Whose orders indeed?

Oh, CRAP! Bloodlines and the like are back! Oh, Dean. You can't punch angels, it doesn't work. And look, you hurt his feelings.

Sam, don't you remember Dean's long speech about taking all his crap and burying him? You're not going to get him to talk that easily. I suspect we'll have to wait until the end of the episode and get a roadside confession out of Dean by the Impala.

EWWWWW! Death by Twinkie. So very very gross.

Sam's got another headache, and that's never a good sign. Oh, wait, creepy dude is back! Sam, honey, call for backup. ACK! Not the knife! HOLY CRAP SAM CAN SMELL THE DEMONS COMING!

Nonono don't lick the knife! Good boy.

I think I may have aged a year. :P

"What's the worst that could happen?" Dean, never ever ask that question!

You can carry a human soul in a briefcase?

Oh, FAMINE. Awesome. That explains why Sam is suddenly going all withdrawal-symptomy. Poor Cas. Doomed to eat hamburgers. Is Jimmy alive in there after all? I thought he was gone.

ACK! HANDS IN THE BOILING OIL! AAAAAH!

Ready for what? (And Sam echoes my question two seconds later)

March across the land? That sounds bad.

Oh, poor Stunt Demon #1. Escaped the Wrath of Sam only to be consumed by Famine.

Dean, you keep the ring in your pocket?!?

Oh, Sammy. That is the saddest thing I've ever seen. *cries*

LOL Cas. "These make me very happy."

And yes, Dean, what is up with you? Hee! Not well-adjusted, just well-fed. Precisely.

Oh, shit. Well, who didn't see this coming? SAM NO!!!!! SHITSHITSHIT!!!!

OH NO OH NO OH NO HOLY CRAP BAD BAD BAD!!!

"Well, that sounds foolproof." Oh, Dean.

Too long? Dean, it's been like ten seconds. Mind you, for Cas that's a long time. Also, apparently he was right, since Cas is now chowing down on raw hamburger.

Okay, okay, we get the metaphor. America has empty souls. Blah blah blah.

Hee! Strength of character. Go Dean!

Aww, poor bunny. We already knew he was broken. :(

Eeep! It's Sam! Oh, the look on Dean's face. Oh, God. Boys, you're breaking my heart. Oh, thank God, Sammy, you're resisting. I love the look the two demons exchanged when Famine told Sam to have at it.

Ooh, Sam, way to think outside the box!

Oh, oh God. Sam's back in lock-down. I was hoping Dean would at least sit with him this time. Shit. (I predict fic at the end of this!)

Dean, Dean WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Don't say "yes," sweetie, DON'T!

OHMYGOD.

They just ended it there.

*dies ten gazillion deaths*


I think the show may have broken me. And IMdB tells me I have to wait nearly six weeks for the next episode. I am going to LOSE MY MIND.

[identity profile] pkwench.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that sums up my reaction as well!

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a great deal of screaming and flailing and caps-locking, wasn't there? ;)

On the plus side, this ep gave me my epiphany for how I'm going to write my prompt for [livejournal.com profile] hoodie_time, so it's not all bad.

[identity profile] tifaching.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
After I saw this I went back to see which prompt you had and oh, yeah. This could be awesome. There's been some great fic based on this epi already. leonidaslion just put up one that's like a punch to the gut. If you haven't read it you really should.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Guh. Her stuff already twists me into knots. I'm thinking maybe I'll wait until later this weekend. :P