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ratherastory) wrote2010-01-13 05:11 pm
ratherastory) wrote2010-01-13 05:11 pm
Take Me Home (Master Post)
So I was having a little conversation in the comment section of my last story with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
elsewhere_kels, in which I lamented that I'd forgotten to add in a "Lassie" reference when I tossed Dean down a well (yes, I'm really mean to Dean, I think we all get that now).
The original plan was to have a snippet of dialogue that would go a bit like this:
Sam: "Hey, Timmy, did you fall down the well?"
Dean: "You realize that makes you Lassie, right?"
Sam: *bitchface*
To whichelsewhere_kels replied: Aw, no! A Lassie reference would have been epic! It's no wonder, the only way it could have been improved and you've already thought of it.
Then the conversation went like this:
elsewhere_kels: Do iiiit. =D The Power of Collie-Sam compels you!
Me: Lassie!Sam makes me giggle like a mad giggling thing. ;)
elsewhere_kels: ...You know there has to be Trickster!Gabriel-turns-Sam-into-a-Collie fic where he's kind of woobie over him now, right? x3
Me: Oh my God, that would be cracktastic.
And thus, a crack!fic was born. I make no apologies for this, because it's total and utter crack, and it ATE MY BRAIN and wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. It's not finished yet, but it's nearly done, and I've been writing almost non-stop since early on Monday, when I first decided to start typing. So I'm going to start posting, maybe one or two chapters a day. They're short, so I think it's okay.
:::ETA:::
Okay, it's done. It's longer than I thought it would be, and it sort of moved away from crack into more serious territory about halfway through the fic, and especially in the final third of the story.
:::/ETA:::
It's utterly unbeta'd. This is the master post: links to all chapters will go here.
Title: Take Me Home
Summary: The Trickster decides to have some fun with Sam. Wackiness ensues, with a healthy helping of whump, because it's me and I can't leave the boys intact.
Spoilers: All aired episodes up to 5.10
Word Count: 54,776 (COMPLETE! Thank God!)
Disclaimer: Luckily for them, I own nothing. Otherwise they'd be in for a world of hurt.
Warning: Utter crack. A little bit of non-explicit het (there will be warnings in the appropriate chapter), swearing, violence. Also, dogs. Lots of dogs.
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer: No beta, written in such a hurry I'm amazed my fingers managed to connect with the keyboard.
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer #2:I take NO responsibility for this, because it's cracktastic and weird and I can't believe it came out of of my brain. If you are scarred for life after reading it, it's NOT my fault!
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer #3: It's basically "Lassie Come-Home," Winchester-style. I dunno. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
LOOK AT THE AWESOME BANNERdither_river MADE:
Chapters:
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5]
[Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10]
[Part 11] [Part 12] [Part 13] [Part 14] [Part 15]
[Part 16] [Part 17] [Part 18] [Part 19] [Part 20]
[Part 21] [Part 22] [Part 23] [Part 24] [Part 25]
[Part 26] [Part 27] [Part 28] [Part 29] [Epilogue]
Since a few people have requested it, I am now providing a .pdf version of the story. It doesn't have any of the pictures in it, though, just FYI. :)
You can get it here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7WB25KKV
elsewhere_kels, in which I lamented that I'd forgotten to add in a "Lassie" reference when I tossed Dean down a well (yes, I'm really mean to Dean, I think we all get that now).The original plan was to have a snippet of dialogue that would go a bit like this:
Sam: "Hey, Timmy, did you fall down the well?"
Dean: "You realize that makes you Lassie, right?"
Sam: *bitchface*
To which
elsewhere_kels replied: Aw, no! A Lassie reference would have been epic! It's no wonder, the only way it could have been improved and you've already thought of it.Then the conversation went like this:
elsewhere_kels: Do iiiit. =D The Power of Collie-Sam compels you!Me: Lassie!Sam makes me giggle like a mad giggling thing. ;)
elsewhere_kels: ...You know there has to be Trickster!Gabriel-turns-Sam-into-a-Collie fic where he's kind of woobie over him now, right? x3Me: Oh my God, that would be cracktastic.
And thus, a crack!fic was born. I make no apologies for this, because it's total and utter crack, and it ATE MY BRAIN and wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. It's not finished yet, but it's nearly done, and I've been writing almost non-stop since early on Monday, when I first decided to start typing. So I'm going to start posting, maybe one or two chapters a day. They're short, so I think it's okay.
:::ETA:::
Okay, it's done. It's longer than I thought it would be, and it sort of moved away from crack into more serious territory about halfway through the fic, and especially in the final third of the story.
:::/ETA:::
It's utterly unbeta'd. This is the master post: links to all chapters will go here.
Title: Take Me Home
Summary: The Trickster decides to have some fun with Sam. Wackiness ensues, with a healthy helping of whump, because it's me and I can't leave the boys intact.
Spoilers: All aired episodes up to 5.10
Word Count: 54,776 (COMPLETE! Thank God!)
Disclaimer: Luckily for them, I own nothing. Otherwise they'd be in for a world of hurt.
Warning: Utter crack. A little bit of non-explicit het (there will be warnings in the appropriate chapter), swearing, violence. Also, dogs. Lots of dogs.
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer: No beta, written in such a hurry I'm amazed my fingers managed to connect with the keyboard.
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer #2:I take NO responsibility for this, because it's cracktastic and weird and I can't believe it came out of of my brain. If you are scarred for life after reading it, it's NOT my fault!
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer #3: It's basically "Lassie Come-Home," Winchester-style. I dunno. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
LOOK AT THE AWESOME BANNER
dither_river MADE:Chapters:
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5]
[Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10]
[Part 11] [Part 12] [Part 13] [Part 14] [Part 15]
[Part 16] [Part 17] [Part 18] [Part 19] [Part 20]
[Part 21] [Part 22] [Part 23] [Part 24] [Part 25]
[Part 26] [Part 27] [Part 28] [Part 29] [Epilogue]
Since a few people have requested it, I am now providing a .pdf version of the story. It doesn't have any of the pictures in it, though, just FYI. :)
You can get it here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7WB25KKV