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ratherastory ([personal profile] ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am

Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

So I was talking with [livejournal.com profile] pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my [livejournal.com profile] castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!




Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P


So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:



You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

[livejournal.com profile] chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

[livejournal.com profile] pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

[livejournal.com profile] krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

[livejournal.com profile] krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

[livejournal.com profile] lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

[livejournal.com profile] njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

[livejournal.com profile] mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

[livejournal.com profile] morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

[livejournal.com profile] daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

[livejournal.com profile] lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

[livejournal.com profile] bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

[livejournal.com profile] madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

[livejournal.com profile] madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
ext_120093: (SPN Sam Gabriel ART by psychocatgirl)

[identity profile] morganoconner.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle* Okay, I'll start things off, and I'm not usually a crack fan. :P

Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, tried-and-true for a reason: animal transformation. Bonus points for making it a platypus. :)
ext_120093: (SPN sick apocalypse by talulababy)

[identity profile] morganoconner.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

[identity profile] blueskypenguin.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

[identity profile] pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

He gets his wish the next morning but for some reason Sam can't stop growing...

Please keep it to Gen :)

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a non-cracky fic in the works about this, actually, which is pretty good: I Wish I Was A Growed Up. :)

[identity profile] pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Set post S5

Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

[identity profile] pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
oh thanks for the rec! :D

I was just picturing in my head Sam's body just getting longer and longer when I wrote the prompt ;)

If it's too much like an existing story let me know and I'll change the prompt

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, nothing like that. And really, WHO CARES? This is CRACK! :D

[identity profile] pkwench.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
This is brilliant. I said this last night and I maintain that it is still so! I'll see if I can't squeeze in a few prompts from work. :D

[identity profile] pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
A witch casts a spell on the boys which causes them to burst out in song instead of speaking normally.

Having the boys actually sing songs is up to the author.

[identity profile] pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Great!

I just might take one of my own prompts and write ;)

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. And don't forget to spread the word!

[identity profile] claudiapriscus.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
4.22/5.1 AU: Sam and Dean meet Lucifer. But this time, it's the Devil from a comedy- like Looney Tunes, Reaper, Bedazzled etc, etc, etc.

[identity profile] claudiapriscus.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"We have work for you"

but as a MECHANIC! Or a lobbyist.

[identity profile] claudiapriscus.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Gabriel Goes to Washington.

[identity profile] scarletsherlock.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY!!

Dean or Sam (or both!) drunk-dials Castiel repeatedly. Bonus points for incoherent text messages and innuendo.

[identity profile] claudiapriscus.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The plan to stop Lucifer involves Michael, Castiel, and Jerry Springer.

[identity profile] scarletsherlock.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Jo Harvelle: "This one time, at band camp..."
ext_120093: (SPN Crowley never trust a demon by saved)

[identity profile] morganoconner.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I actually did that in a crack!roleplay a couple of weeks ago. :D

[identity profile] scarletsherlock.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The apocalypse is nigh, and Dean can handle a lot of shit. Zombies, sure. No water or electricity, who cares. Toilet paper, no big deal. But when he realizes there will be no more pie...that's when shit gets real.
ext_120093: (SPN Crowley by e0wyn)

[identity profile] morganoconner.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL I've been wanting to see a fic like this since that episode XD

[identity profile] ratherastory.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I... may have to write this now.

brb

[identity profile] scarletsherlock.livejournal.com 2010-07-22 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Crossover! Castiel actually IS Azirophale, and explains to Crowley why he's been "undercover." Shenanigans ensue. There's lots of Queen.

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