Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

[ratherastory]

So I was talking with pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!




Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P


So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

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You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

Comments

[morganoconner.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Okay, I'll start things off, and I'm not usually a crack fan. :P

Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

[eris-raine.livejournal.com]

Entirely second this one!

[ratherastory.livejournal.com]

Okay, tried-and-true for a reason: animal transformation. Bonus points for making it a platypus. :)

[peppervl.livejournal.com]

Um.

[morganoconner.livejournal.com]

Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

[vanhalo.livejournal.com]

SECONDED LIKE CRAZY OMGOSH <3

[blueskypenguin.livejournal.com]

Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!” Dean snarls, kicking at the puppy which is nuzzling at his foot. He’s not sure which of them conjured it, but it’s been two days and he’s nearing the end of his limited patience.

Sam shrugs helplessly, trying to keep Gabriel from jumping on the bed.

Dean can only conclude that God has a sick sense of humor, since they’re now stuck with three year old angels. Oh, and devil, can’t forget that.

Cas, mercifully, is fairly quiet, doing what they ask him to. Lucifer, on the other hand, is, well, a hellion. And Gabriel’s personality hasn’t changed; he’s still as fond of chaos as he always was.

They still have their powers, but they’re somewhat sporadic. Dean knows who to blame the giant pile of candy on, but he’s not sure which of them was responsible for the motel TV showing nothing but cartoons (if he has to sit through one more episode of Spongebob Squarepants…), or the fluffy animals that have been appearing in the room at random intervals. Privately, he suspects Cas. The puppy was just the last of them. There’s also two kittens, a rabbit, and, for some reason, a hedgehog.

“Why did their minds have to get de-aged too?” Dean complains, taking a crayon away from Lucifer before he can scribble on the walls. He shrieks, throws himself on the floor and starts kicking his feet and pounding his fists on the floor.

“Shut up!” He’s not handling this well. Sam was broody as a kid, not out-of-control. Dean’s out of his depth.

Sam squats down next to him. “Lucifer.” He pulls the toddler devil up to look at him. “You can have the crayon back if you promise to only color on paper, okay?”

Lucifer considers this a moment, then nods solemnly. “Okay.”

Dean gives him back the crayon, and he goes over to the table to find a coloring book.

Dean feels a tug at his shirt. He looks down to see Cas looking up at him. His eyes look even bigger now, and he still has the creepy stare. “What, Cas?”

“Will you read to me?”

Dean throws an incredulous glance at Sam, who stuffs his fist in his mouth, then back at Cas. He sighs. “Fine!”

He sits down and opens the book Cas gives him. “In the light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf…”

[pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com]

Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

He gets his wish the next morning but for some reason Sam can't stop growing...

Please keep it to Gen :)

[ratherastory.livejournal.com]

There's a non-cracky fic in the works about this, actually, which is pretty good: I Wish I Was A Growed Up. :)

[pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com]

Set post S5

Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

FILLED: The Machinations of Chod

[daymarket.livejournal.com]

"So, I've decided that it's time to stop being so low-key and re-announce my presence to the world!" Chuck said brightly, gesturing with his beer can. "And you, Sam, will be The Sign!"

"Of what?" Sam demanded testily. Across the room, a sulky Lucifer stuck his tongue out at him.

"Of my Word!"

"Dude. You're a prophet, not God," Sam muttered. He paused at the awkward silence that followed. Michael cleared his throat tactfully. "What?" Sam demanded.

"Sam. That is indeed our Father," Michael intoned gravely. Sam raised an eyebrow as he looked back at Chuck, who beamed.

"Okay, and you didn't think to mention this sooner?" Sam demanded. "You know, before I made my heroic leap into this stupid hole?"

"You didn't leap," Michael pointed out. "I pushed you."

"And it was totally unfair, by the way!" Lucifer pouted. "How am I supposed to compete with a vintage '67 Impala?"

"Lucy, how many times do I have to tell you? You can't beat the antique cars, little bro," Michael sighed.

"Whatever!" Sam exploded. "You're telling me that you've been here all along? Why didn't you say so, huh? Why couldn't you have shown your face earlier?"

"Uh..you didn't ask?" Chuck suggested after a moment or two have gone by. He shrugged at the livid expression on Sam's face. "Oh, who cares."

"I care! I'm stuck here!"

"No, you're not," Chuck said, rolling his eyes. "Look, it's all part of The Plan, okay? So chill out. Like I said, you're going to be My Word On Earth. I have Great Faith in you!"

"Stop using capital letters!"

And with that defiant cry, a flash of bright light enveloped everything, because one thing that God learned from the whole Chuck experience is that nothing works better than a cliche.

x

"SAMMY!"

The look on Dean's face...Sam opened his arms, expecting a big brotherly hug of the "I just went to hell and back" type, because nothing makes fangirls squeal more than a big bromancey hug. Instead, Dean stared at him with his mouth open, his eyebrows rising higher and higher every second. "What?" Sam demanded after a moment.

"Dude," Dean said. "You've got wings."

Now that Dean mentioned it, Sam was aware of a slight draft of wind behind him and new muscles that he never noticed before. He flapped his wings tentatively, feeling them flex in response. "Oh," he said brightly, vowing revenge against Chuck. God. Whatever.

"You look like..."

"What?"

"A peeled banana," Dean concluded finally, for beholde, the winges of the Samme were indeed a bright daisy yellow. "Hang on, I've got to take a picture of this," Dean added as he pulled out his cellphone.

"Dean!"

"Oh, come on! Think of the tumblr macros!"

Cas wandered up to add his two cents to the conversation. "This is a sign of the blessed," the angel of the lord intoned. "Our Father is here."

"They're yellow. YELLOW!" Dean cried.

Cas stared at him. He stared some more. Sam scowled as Cas continued to stare like the useless lump he was while Dean took pictures enthusiastically from every possible angle. "Dude!" Sam tried. "A little help? A little smiting would be nice!"

"I wouldn't smite the blessed," Cas said primly. Dean raised an eyebrow.

"Ignore him. He's just jealous," Dean said as he gleefully examined the pictures. "It's an angel thing."

"Meaning?!" Sam demanded.

"Oh, c'mon! Your wings are way bigger than his."

"Big's not always better!" Cas protested, hunching in on himself. "Big wings can easily tangle, cause unnecessary obstructions, accidentally hit people in the head, not to mention the fire hazard--"

"Like I said. Jealous!"

[pkwench.livejournal.com]

This is brilliant. I said this last night and I maintain that it is still so! I'll see if I can't squeeze in a few prompts from work. :D

[pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com]

A witch casts a spell on the boys which causes them to burst out in song instead of speaking normally.

Having the boys actually sing songs is up to the author.

[princess-aleera.livejournal.com]

OMG YES
ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING- SPN-STYLE!

wantwantwantwant

[claudiapriscus.livejournal.com]

4.22/5.1 AU: Sam and Dean meet Lucifer. But this time, it's the Devil from a comedy- like Looney Tunes, Reaper, Bedazzled etc, etc, etc.

[princess-aleera.livejournal.com]

Or! Oh, sorry. It's your prompt. But I was actually gonna post the same one; just after a little different thing.

My Name is Satan, by Stephen Lynch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uNxpULRbyQ

THE GAYEST LUCIFER EVER.

(again, sry^^ )

[claudiapriscus.livejournal.com]

"We have work for you"

but as a MECHANIC! Or a lobbyist.

[claudiapriscus.livejournal.com]

Gabriel Goes to Washington.

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

YAY!!

Dean or Sam (or both!) drunk-dials Castiel repeatedly. Bonus points for incoherent text messages and innuendo.

[princess-aleera.livejournal.com]

OhGod, or what if Cas is doing the drunk-dialing? XD

[claudiapriscus.livejournal.com]

The plan to stop Lucifer involves Michael, Castiel, and Jerry Springer.

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

Jo Harvelle: "This one time, at band camp..."

[morganoconner.livejournal.com]

Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

[ratherastory.livejournal.com]

OMG I actually did that in a crack!roleplay a couple of weeks ago. :D

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

The apocalypse is nigh, and Dean can handle a lot of shit. Zombies, sure. No water or electricity, who cares. Toilet paper, no big deal. But when he realizes there will be no more pie...that's when shit gets real.

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

Crossover! Castiel actually IS Azirophale, and explains to Crowley why he's been "undercover." Shenanigans ensue. There's lots of Queen.

[morganoconner.livejournal.com]

O.O SECONDED LIKE WOAH!

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

Sam, Dean, and Castiel infiltrate a reality show when they discover that one of the contestants is a monster. To do so, they have to become contestants themselves and stay in the game long enough to take down the monster before he wins the heart of not only the girl they're all vying for, but the viewers at home. The show? The Bachelorette.

[kazie-oh.livejournal.com]

ohhh my god I want to read/write this so bad but I have schoolwork :S :S :S

[morganoconner.livejournal.com]

Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers?

FILLED: Spelling Errors Can Save Your Life; Jared, Jensen, Misha; PG-13; 1/1

[krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com]

It happens on a Thursday.

Which, Jared thinks, explains much of their lives, as far as being 'Winchesters' goes.

Apparently, this whole 'it can't be in Show unless you can show me physical proof of it "existing" in the real world' back fired. Well, that and some idiot researcher can't spell worth his 'ask'. Because 'changing' looks nothing like 'channeling' to Jared. But when they go looking later, the browser history reads 'angel changing' rather than 'angel channeling' and, well, everything makes a lot more sense.

Like why he's staring at a butt-naked Misha in the middle of their apartment, soap and water dribbling to an ever-growing puddle on the linoleum.

"Uh," which is as far as Misha gets because Jensen notices him and jumps sky-high.

"DUDE! What- Misha- How- What the hell?" Jensen's making these flaily sort of motions that make him look like a pregnant dolphin, and Jared's pretty sure his own eyebrows are hidden in his hairline.

"Misha?"

Said actor blinks and swipes soap from his eyes before he blinks again and though he can see steam rising from his- erm- body, Jared's also pretty sure the blush has nothing to do with water temperature.

Jared stares pointedly at the ceiling and gropes beside him on the couch. When he finds it, the pillow is snatched out of his hand almost immediately.

Jensen (Jared has no idea if he's looking or not, because, seriously? He's not moving his eyes) squawks, "How'd you- Why're you- How'd you get here?!"

And Jared has to jerk his eyes back down, because (ok, pillow) that's too good a question to pass up. He manages to catch the beginning of the 'wish I were anywhere but here' look before Misha is gone just as suddenly as he arrived.

And there was a sound. An incredibly familiar-

Jared whips his head around to stare at Jensen the same time his costar does.

"No way," Jensen breathes.

Jared can't do anything but turn to stare at the puddle of soapy water where their friend used to be. And think a ridiculously stupid thought in context:

Misha took their pillow with him.

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power. They sense when he is threatened and defend him by turning his opponents into quivering piles of marshmallow (metaphorically). Dean thought it was hard protecting his brother from monsters and angels who wanted to kill him or use him for evil schemes -- it's nothing to how hard it is to protect him from monsters and angels who want to mother him and offer him warm milk and cozy scarves.

[chickenperson52.livejournal.com]

At least there was plenty of food, Dean thought. At first he'd been on constant guard at Sam's side, Colt shoved into his waistband, demon-killing knife in his hand. But after a few weeks, Dean was relaxed, lying on the couch in Bobby's living room. What was the point in getting all worked up? Sam was fine.

Well, okay, he wasn't fine, per se. But he was okay.

Sam was sitting in an armchair, covered in blankets. There were several small tables around him, stacked with plates of cookies and meatloaf and salads, and glasses of hot cocoa and warm milk, and rare books of lore. He was wearing a sweater, and three badly-knitted scarves in varying shades of orange, and thick fuzzy socks.

Zachariah was sitting on a stool beside him with an enormous bowl of broth. "Come on, have some soup. It'll be good for your throat."

"There's nothing wrong with my throat. I'm not even sick!" Sam protested. He hadn't been allowed to do anything remotely stressful since the incident with Lucifer. Now the kitchen was full of pie and casserole, and the Apocalypse was over because Lucifer was too busy petting Sam's head and telling him what a good boy he was.

Every time he tried to move, someone was there to take over. Need the remote? A vampire handed it to him. Confused about some ancient lore. An angel was there to share his knowledge of the universe. Hell, Gabriel had hugged him (and then managed to control himself long enough to flee.)

The pampering was freaking him out, and Dean just chilled on the couch drinking beer and laughing at his pain.

"Dean, can't you...help me? Please?"

"Dude, the entire Heavenly brigade is mothering you. This may be the only time in my entire life I don't have to worry about you. I'm good with this."

"They won't let me have weapons!"

"They obey your every other whim! They are weapons!"

"Dean!" Sam tried to push the blankets off and a demon rushed over with a hot water bottle and a slice of cheesecake.

"Don't, honey, you'll get sick." She pushed the covers back down and adjusted his scarf. "Have some cheesecake."

"I'm boiling to death here. It's July." Sam whined. "Dean, I swear, when I get out of this chair..."

"Enjoy it, man. Ask for pie." Dean nodded sagely. "Pie is delicious."

"You are a jerk, and I will hurt you." Sam looked at the demon. "You know, I feel like I can't breathe, it's so hot."

"Oh, you poor thing!" The demon rushed to pull away the covers and scarves, and Sam snatched a gun from somewhere inside the armchair's cushion (Bobby took hidden weapons to a whole new level) and shoved it down the back of his pants.

"Oh, sweetie, you could shoot your-"

Sam exorcised her so fast he almost passed out from lack of air, then he lunged for the basement. There was a clang as the panic room shut behind him. "Yes!"

"Sammy? Sammy, dear?" A siren wandered in. "You could hurt yourself down there!"

"Leave me alone! Dean!"

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

And Dean gets a turn, too . . .

Remember that episode of Buffy with the football jacket that made everyone who set eyes on the wearer fall madly in love with him? Well, personally, I find Dean's leather jacket a lot more appealing, so it must surely have an equal or greater effect . . .

[princess-aleera.livejournal.com]

OMG YES.

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

There's a new sheriff in heaven. Also a saloon with a lot of bar fights, horses, pistols, a prostitute with a heart of gold, stagecoaches and the people who rob them . . . Castiel doesn't really have the background in genre fiction/movies to deal with the situation.

[floatxxaway.livejournal.com]

Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

[njoyingnsanity.livejournal.com]

Curiosity killed the cat, Satisfaction may have scarred the Sammy for life. Part 1

It takes Castiel getting pregnant for Gabriel to accidentally let the truth slip and Daddamnit he was only trying to comfort his little brother who was having a rough time of it. He should smite Dean Winchester if Dean would have just kept it in his pants Castiel would never have gotten pregnant and Gabriel would never have had reason to let it slip that he was personally familiar with the aches and pains of the condition.

Gabriel actually thought he'd done pretty good he'd managed to not say anything that would give away the fact that he was actually technically the mother of a eight legged horse. Not that he was ashamed of Sleipnir or anything because he totally wasn't in all honesty the kid had been one of the few things in his very long life that he could be completely proud of. So yeah he'd done a great job of not letting on he had any idea what Castiel was going through until the baby started kicking it was really cute at first and even Gabriel couldn't help but smile when Castiel's hand would suddenly reach out for Dean's so that they could both feel the little fluttering movements of their child. Several weeks later however the kid who was getting stronger what with being half angel and all the kid was now kicking pretty damned hard.

"Ouch!" Castiel complained as Junior gave him a particularly enthusiastic kick.

"Jellybean giving you a hard time today little bro?" Gabriel had said as he popped a couple Skittles in his mouth.

Castiel just nodded wincing as the baby gave him another swift kick to the ribs.

"Try having one with eight legs kicking away inside you. I thought Sliepnir was trying to kick his way out."

And as soon as the words were out Gabriel knew he had screwed up. Luckily Dean was nowhere around having ran out to buy Castiel a couple cheeseburgers since he'd been craving them again, so there was still a chance that Gabriel might still be able to salvage the situation, but alas no Sam Winchester had heard him and from the look he was giving Gabriel he was about to get his geek on.

"So you really did give birth to an eight legged horse" Sam asked.

Gabriel sighed there was nothing for it now except to play twenty question with Sam else the younger Winchester might spontaneously combust from all the questions building up in that noggin of his.

"Yes it wasn't long after I had started pretending to be Loki that I um, well lets just say one of my tricks may have backfired on me just a little bit."

"So you spent how long as a mare?" Sam asked.

"Well I carried him eleven months, and he was twelve weeks old when I finally had him completely weaned so a little over a year."

"So you spent a year as a pregnant or lactating mare, and I thought my sex life was bizarre."

"Oh Sammy even with the screwing a werewolf and a demon your sex life is rather vanilla compared to mine as Loki."

"So the legends are true then?"

[kiltiebum.livejournal.com]

Sam (or Dean) wakes up one morning to find that his nuts have grown to the size of cannon balls. He has to carry them everywhere and he can't hunt either. The other one has to work out what and who did this (in between bouts of manic laughter).

[lassiterfics.livejournal.com]

Castiel and Crowley just want Heaven and Hell to run smoothly but all this bureacratic red-tape is getting in the way. Every Thursday they have tea and crumpets to bitch about it.

[lavinialavender.livejournal.com]

WANT.