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Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

So I was talking with

pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my

castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!

Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P

So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

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Eventually the day arrived. Prom day. John Winchester hadn't said anything about Sam going to prom with Lucifer, just muttered something like: “I should have seen this coming”. But apparently he was going with the same tactic as Dean. Silent disapproval. Sam suspected that it had more to do with the fact that they didn't like Lucifer and less about the fact that apparently Sam was gay.

Gabriel and Chuck on the other hand had spent the last few days running around with amused and very satisfied looks on their faces. Especially Gabriel had been more smug than usual. Which was saying something because 'smug' seemed to be his default setting sometimes.

But none of that mattered now when Sam walked inside the ballroom with Lucifer at his side. He noticed Dean and Michael hanging around a table of food but when Sam and Lucifer walked in Dean turned and glared in Lucifer's direction. Sam ignored him.

The dancing started and Sam hesitated for a moment before he let Lucifer lead him out on the dance floor and they started dancing slowly. Sam felt really happy and then when half the song had been played it felt like someone hit him over the head and suddenly he remembered everything. Everything!

How this wasn't his life and how he was under no circumstances ever allowed to say yes to Lucifer. This, this was just so wrong on so many levels. Sam wasn't even gay! If anyone was going to suddenly turn gay it was Dean! Which thinking about it, it was weird that Castiel hadn't had a role to play in this... Whatever this was.

Lucifer himself seemed just as stunned, staring at Sam in surprise and well, it couldn't be often someone surprised Lucifer like that. Sam pushed away Lucifer and then shouted loudly:

“Gabriel! You bastard! What the hell is this?!” Sure Gabriel was supposed to be dead. But then Sam was supposed to be dead. Dean was supposed to be dead. Death apparently was something that could be cheated. And if anyone was going to cheat death it was Gabriel. Sam didn't get an answer though and he looked at Dean who was looking between Sam, Lucifer and Michael in confusion before also he decided that shouting at Gabriel was a good idea.

“Gabriel! You son of a bitch!”

That actually got them an amused laugh that seemed to come from everywhere at the same time.

*

“See, you have got to admit that this was much more amusing than the apocalypse.” Gabriel said.

They were sitting in what had been Chuck Shurley's living room. Was it still the guy's room? Had the guy ever existed or was he a creation of Gabriel's dad? He needed to ask about these things some time. He had liked Chuck. Never really been able to get near the guy, too worried that one of the angels on watch would notice him but what he had heard of the guy he had seemed like an amusing sort of guy.

God nodded and smiled. “I admit that you have a point but this would never work in reality. And are you sure giving them back their memories like that was such a good idea? They are going to hunt you down.”

“You saw their faces right? It was priceless! The only thing that would have been better had been if they had kissed and then...” He paused and then smiled brightly at Chuck. “Can I get a do-over? I want to wait till they kiss!”

“No” God said but sounded amused. Gabriel liked that he could amuse his dad and then remembered that he did not want his existence based entirely on pleasing his dad. He had seen what that sort of thing could lead to. So he pushed away that feeling.

“You are no fun”

“I'm no fun? What? I let you mess with the Winchesters one more time and not to mention with your own brothers! Which I must suspect you enjoyed even more. Plus you've been running around as a pagan god for centuries! How can the fact that I say 'no' once mean that I'm no fun?” God complained, though seeing as he was God it didn't sound like he was complaining just stating facts, but Gabriel knew complaining when he heard it. Gabriel just looked at him

“I wasn't serious”

“Oh, right” God said and Gabriel shook his head. They were apparently going to have to work on some things in their communication or this would never work. Assuming that his dad was going to stick around this time.

“Maybe we should put them back where they belong” Gabriel's dad mused and the face of Chuck looked thoughtful as he watched the TV screen.

On it Sam and Dean where cursing a lot and Michael and Lucifer seemed to try and figure out if the fact that Sam and Dean said yes to come to the prom meant saying yes yes or just that they had all been played and that as soon as they saw their brother again they would take revenge. Gabriel suspected that what ever their revenge plans were they were not even half as creative as Gabriel's would have been.

“We probably, should. Seeing as they remember everything... Or we could put them in some other alternate reality where they have to try and find their way back by all four of them co-operating and finding clues and solving puzzles. Some sort of video game based reality...” Gabriel mused and when he looked up at God he had a smile that could best be described as devilishly, which should just be so wrong on God but strangely enough it wasn't. Gabriel smiled back. He would probably get along with his dad for as long as he decided to be around this time.

Fin.

OMG DROWNING IN CRACK!!! *giggles insanely* This was great!! I'm glad someone filled my crazy prompt, even if you accidentally got sucked into doing so! XD

Thank you!!

I actually had fun writing it. ;p It was a hilarious promt! XD

I'm really glad you liked it. :D

Thank you, I needed this. I don't know if the line about Gabriel being stuck in "Detention Hell" was intentional, but holy god was it funny.

I'm glad you liked it! ^^ And it was sort of intentional. XD

OMG this was hilariousXD

Also, now I want AU/video game based reality where the four of them have to find a way backto the real world by working together and solving puzzles and stuff.

*pouts*

Thank you! I'm so glad you thought it was funny! :D
I was kind of worried that people would just look at it and think it was weird instead of funny.

Yeah, me too... But I suspect it would take planning. And what video game would they end up in? Have Sam and Dean ever played this sort of game? Would they get what they are supposed to be doing? (Michael and Lucifer would of course be completely lost for most of the time) How ridiculously long would it become? 'Cause I think crack fic is supposed to be short. Those are the kind of questions I face. But yeah, I kinda want to write it yes. XD

Weel, it depends on what genre, yes. Personally, I like h/C / crack, 'cos then you have a little wider emotional range. And also, yes you're right, it can be a little longer because crackfics are supposed to be short.

(Didn't stop me from writing a crack/ h/c- stroy with 15 000+ words, tho. :S )

But WHOA, if they ended up in Silent Hill or something. Or, you know, really epic; like Super Mario! YESSSS.

*goes off to post prompt*

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