Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

[ratherastory]

So I was talking with pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!




Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P


So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

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You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

Comments

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power. They sense when he is threatened and defend him by turning his opponents into quivering piles of marshmallow (metaphorically). Dean thought it was hard protecting his brother from monsters and angels who wanted to kill him or use him for evil schemes -- it's nothing to how hard it is to protect him from monsters and angels who want to mother him and offer him warm milk and cozy scarves.

[chickenperson52.livejournal.com]

At least there was plenty of food, Dean thought. At first he'd been on constant guard at Sam's side, Colt shoved into his waistband, demon-killing knife in his hand. But after a few weeks, Dean was relaxed, lying on the couch in Bobby's living room. What was the point in getting all worked up? Sam was fine.

Well, okay, he wasn't fine, per se. But he was okay.

Sam was sitting in an armchair, covered in blankets. There were several small tables around him, stacked with plates of cookies and meatloaf and salads, and glasses of hot cocoa and warm milk, and rare books of lore. He was wearing a sweater, and three badly-knitted scarves in varying shades of orange, and thick fuzzy socks.

Zachariah was sitting on a stool beside him with an enormous bowl of broth. "Come on, have some soup. It'll be good for your throat."

"There's nothing wrong with my throat. I'm not even sick!" Sam protested. He hadn't been allowed to do anything remotely stressful since the incident with Lucifer. Now the kitchen was full of pie and casserole, and the Apocalypse was over because Lucifer was too busy petting Sam's head and telling him what a good boy he was.

Every time he tried to move, someone was there to take over. Need the remote? A vampire handed it to him. Confused about some ancient lore. An angel was there to share his knowledge of the universe. Hell, Gabriel had hugged him (and then managed to control himself long enough to flee.)

The pampering was freaking him out, and Dean just chilled on the couch drinking beer and laughing at his pain.

"Dean, can't you...help me? Please?"

"Dude, the entire Heavenly brigade is mothering you. This may be the only time in my entire life I don't have to worry about you. I'm good with this."

"They won't let me have weapons!"

"They obey your every other whim! They are weapons!"

"Dean!" Sam tried to push the blankets off and a demon rushed over with a hot water bottle and a slice of cheesecake.

"Don't, honey, you'll get sick." She pushed the covers back down and adjusted his scarf. "Have some cheesecake."

"I'm boiling to death here. It's July." Sam whined. "Dean, I swear, when I get out of this chair..."

"Enjoy it, man. Ask for pie." Dean nodded sagely. "Pie is delicious."

"You are a jerk, and I will hurt you." Sam looked at the demon. "You know, I feel like I can't breathe, it's so hot."

"Oh, you poor thing!" The demon rushed to pull away the covers and scarves, and Sam snatched a gun from somewhere inside the armchair's cushion (Bobby took hidden weapons to a whole new level) and shoved it down the back of his pants.

"Oh, sweetie, you could shoot your-"

Sam exorcised her so fast he almost passed out from lack of air, then he lunged for the basement. There was a clang as the panic room shut behind him. "Yes!"

"Sammy? Sammy, dear?" A siren wandered in. "You could hurt yourself down there!"

"Leave me alone! Dean!"

[ratherastory.livejournal.com]

Bwah! That's awesome. :)

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

Fuzzy socks! What would I not pay to see poor Sam in fuzzy socks.

Thanks for the cracktastic fill.

[pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com]

This is hysterical! I love it!

[zekkass.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this is awesome! I can't seem to stop giggling over this. :D

[lavinialavender.livejournal.com]

Oh, this made me LAFF. And laff and laff and laff. THANK YOU! I will be reccing this everywhere.

It's a hard competition, but I think my favorite line for some reason might be: Sam exorcised her so fast he almost passed out from lack of air

And I love how it ends with him calling for Dean again. Yay.

[retrophysics.livejournal.com]

Oh god, this is hilarious! I love it. Sam's puppy dog eyes, the true Weapons of Mass Destruction.

[cordelia-gray.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't want to knit warm scarves and fuzzy socks for Sam?

This is excellent crack, my dear.

[sparksofgenius.livejournal.com]

I am drowning in the sheer amount of awesome this contains. I was in tears I was laughing so hard.

[got-fanfiction.livejournal.com]

oh, this just made my day. :D

signed,

got-fanfiction :3