ratherastory | Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

So I was talking with

pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my

castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!

Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P

So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

It happens on a Thursday.

Which, Jared thinks, explains much of their lives, as far as being 'Winchesters' goes.

Apparently, this whole 'it can't be in Show unless you can show me physical proof of it "existing" in the real world' back fired. Well, that and some idiot researcher can't spell worth his 'ask'. Because 'changing' looks nothing like 'channeling' to Jared. But when they go looking later, the browser history reads 'angel changing' rather than 'angel channeling' and, well, everything makes a lot more sense.

Like why he's staring at a butt-naked Misha in the middle of their apartment, soap and water dribbling to an ever-growing puddle on the linoleum.

"Uh," which is as far as Misha gets because Jensen notices him and jumps sky-high.

"DUDE! What- Misha- How- What the hell?" Jensen's making these flaily sort of motions that make him look like a pregnant dolphin, and Jared's pretty sure his own eyebrows are hidden in his hairline.

"Misha?"

Said actor blinks and swipes soap from his eyes before he blinks again and though he can see steam rising from his- erm- body, Jared's also pretty sure the blush has nothing to do with water temperature.

Jared stares pointedly at the ceiling and gropes beside him on the couch. When he finds it, the pillow is snatched out of his hand almost immediately.

Jensen (Jared has no idea if he's looking or not, because, seriously? He's not moving his eyes) squawks, "How'd you- Why're you- How'd you get here?!"

And Jared has to jerk his eyes back down, because (ok, pillow) that's too good a question to pass up. He manages to catch the beginning of the 'wish I were anywhere but here' look before Misha is gone just as suddenly as he arrived.

And there was a sound. An incredibly familiar-

Jared whips his head around to stare at Jensen the same time his costar does.

"No way," Jensen breathes.

Jared can't do anything but turn to stare at the puddle of soapy water where their friend used to be. And think a ridiculously stupid thought in context:

Misha took their pillow with him.

I LOVE YOU OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! This just made my whole night!!!

*FLAILS*

...You're gonna write more, right? Maybe? Pretty please with a naked Misha on top? *angelic puppy dog eyes*

*grin* Either way, this was the BESY EVER and you ROCK for brightening my break at work so much!! *glomps*

Yaaaaaaaaaay! /happy bouncy/ I am LOVED!

XD WHAT'S WITH THE 'moar?' You guys sound like a pack of seagulls! _{(But, yes. More en route)} Naked Misha is mandatory.

:D Aw, thanks, bb. That's so awesome to hear! Take it you have evil manager, then.

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AWESOME

AND SO IS THIS STORY

AND I WANT A VERSE LIKE NOOOOW

*smishes*

lol. What's with you people and verses?

And ty!

_{/shifty eyes/....I'm actually working on it as I type this. It's nearly finished.}

*smishes you from crumpling under the pressure of WANTNESS*

And !verses are just fun, man. Really.

This was so great! And funny and awesome! :D

And I kinda want more... It's too good to end there.

XD There is definitely going to be more.

Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

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