Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

[ratherastory]

So I was talking with pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!




Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P


So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

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You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

Comments

[retrophysics.livejournal.com]

Dean's a closet scrapbooker. The only one who knows is Sam and they really prefer not to talk about it. Castiel and Gabriel runs across one of the mythical scrapbooks. Hilarity ensues.

[pkwench.livejournal.com]

The universe decides that Sam Winchester is due for a makeover. Who do you call? Tim Gunn? Pft. Try Crowley.

[pinkphoenix1985.livejournal.com]

I totally second this!!!

[pkwench.livejournal.com]

Mindless RPS crack whereupon bad scheduling at the local community center has Jared's high energy, fat burning aerobics class running right next door to Jensen's intro to meditation every Tuesday and Thursday night.

[princess-aleera.livejournal.com]

The SPN characters gets trapped inside a video game: Super Mario! I don't care how, but it's funny if Gabe's got something to do with it.

Bonus cookies for this cast: Castiel is Super Mario, Gabriel is Luigi. Dean's Princess Peach, and Sam is TOTALLY Yoshi.
And then Lucy as Bowser, of course.

(And pwetty please let Dean gets super-pissed and wear a pink frilly dress)

Also, I totally snagged this idea from mesmorizee, and it just kinda snowballed.

[bellatemple]

"You see, the Carebears have a very special mission. And that mission is to help everyone share their feelings with others." WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT.

I would like to say that I came up with this idea well before the recent "Sam and Dean get turned into Carebears" big bang. . . .

[bellatemple]

SPN/Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends crossover! (Someone please tell me someone else has watched "Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends".) Sam or Dean manages to have imagined up a friend similar to Cheese. Much to everyone's dismay.

[krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com]

/has watched vid/

OMFCJCFPS SO MUCH ROFLS. SO MUCH WANT.

[(Anonymous)]

You know that scene at the end of Juno, just before she goes into labor where she's racing cars up her stomach?

Gabe would totally do that. Only he'd make babydaddy!Sam play with him.

[bellatemple]

Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

FILLED: Step Up 4: The Winchester Waltz, Sam and Dean

[lieseldante.livejournal.com]

“What’s he talking about, Sam?” Jess demanded.

Sam held up a hand to silence her. “Please. Jess. Let us talk alone. This is serious.”

“What happened?” he asked, as soon as his girlfriend had left.

Dean clenched his fists, looking away. “I’m not sure. All I know is Dad didn’t show up for our morning aerobics and the way the head dancer of the Yellow Eyes Ballroom Extravaganza group was smirking at me like …”

Sam gasped. “You don’t think …”

“I do,” Dean said. “It was hard to believe at first, but yes. I think the Yellow Eyes Ballroom Extravaganza has teamed up with Lucifer, Lord of the Dance. And I think they were the ones who sabotaged Mom’s Mexican waltz all those years ago.”

Sam turned away, a hand on his head. This was too much. Their mother’s ban from ballroom dancing was a shadow that loomed over their family, and it caused much tension between their mother, who was stuck as a housewife, and their father, who was still free to dance to his heart’s content.

“And I found Dad, but …” Dean trailed off.

“What, Dean? What is it?”

Dean looked up at his brother, tears brightening his eyes. “It’s horrible, Sammy. I think - I think they twisted Dad’s ankle.”

Sam recoiled in horror.

“Then there’s nothing we can do,” he said solemnly. “Dad won’t be able to compete in the International Family Ballroom Dance Championship.”

“Dad might not be able to - but you can.“

“No, Dean! Dad banished me from our house when I hung up my dancing shoes - the memories - they’re just too painful.”

“But I need you, Sammy,” Dean pleaded.

“I can’t, Dean!” Sam cried. “My heart … it doesn’t feel the music.”

“But it can, Sammy. Let me teach you - to dance to the rhythm of life.”

Sam met Dean’s intense, determined gaze and tearfully, he nodded. He trusted his brother to lead him - metaphorically and literally - across the dance floor. “Okay, Dean.”

And Dean smiles, and embraced his younger brother, letting Sam sob into his shoulder. Everything was going to be okay. Together, they would waltz up a storm and avenge their parents. The Yellow Eyes Ballroom Extravaganza would pay.

The International Family Ballroom Dance Championship awaited them.

And hundreds of miles away, Chuck sat up in bed and wondered if this was God’s way of telling him to lay off the prostitutes.

[ihasstopwatch.livejournal.com]

Okay, not sure if this at all qualifies as crack, but....

Sam/Trickster; remember the old lady in 'Red Sky At Morning' that kept hitting on Sam? What if she was actually the Trickster having a bit of a laugh at Sam's expense?

[cordelia-gray.livejournal.com]

Noes! I almost missed this due to being on vacation. In honour of the location of same, the following prompt:

Sam & Dean are wanted by the FBI again, for some reason (I'm voting for Sam being startled by a Ronald MacDonald statue, causing his freaky new powers to accidentally activate and blow up a MacDonalds. No one is hurt, but now they're on a terrorist watchlist). So they decide to go across the border into Canada for a little while, and lay low until it blows over.

While there, they investigate a rash of sightings of the Ogopogo, the mythical sea monster living in Okanagan Lake. Turns out the beast never existed, but someone has caused the cheesy tourist sculpture to come to life and it's terrorising the townsfolk.

[cordelia-gray.livejournal.com]

I fail at html, so here is a link to the Ogopogo image, and one to the legend:

http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz201/cordelia-gray/Other%20and%20Misc/ogopogo5.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogopogo

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

Dean likes to think that he is the player of the Winchester family. However, Sam has had more ass (literally) then his brother. And Gabriel is going to prove it. Game Show Style.

[ihasstopwatch.livejournal.com]

Gabriel turns Castiel into part of a talking train set and the only clue he gives anyone about how to change him back is by giving the Impala the power of speech. She's the only one who can understand the sounds train!Cas is making and has to translate. Bonus points if her voice is like a grouchy female version of Bobby.

[ihasstopwatch.livejournal.com]

During a hunt, a couple of witches try to curse Dean, but their spells backfire and hit the Impala instead, turning her into a human woman who is very much not pleased with the number of times Dean's had sex in her backseat.

[u2angel.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is kinda out there but i'm hoping someone can manage it.

Supernatural!War/Good Omens!War - Both arrive in the same town aiming to destroy it and end up trying to one-up each other in the "creative kills" stakes. Maybe sex happens, maybe it doesn't. Totally up to the author.

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

Dean tells Sam to cut his hair. Sam refuses. Dean takes matters into his own hands (had to be done.)

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

Fill: Sam is not amused

[bladeachilles.livejournal.com]

"You're the one who's been writing all of these......stories, aren't you?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about, Sam."

"Oh yes, you do! It's bad enough that my life has been turned into a bunch of books, but now there's all these people convinced that you and I are fucking! Which is totally gross and wrong on so many levels, and Gabriel swears he didn't do it, so that leaves you."

"Oh please, I have an Apocalypse to win and a world to destroy, I don't have time to write fanfiction. Clearly, it is just obvious to your fans that you and I have undeniable chemistry and it is our Destiny to be together. Although I had nothing to do with this, perhaps you can take a lesson from it."

"Yeah, sure, whatever you say, sexyprinceofdarkness69."

"............"

"That's where all of this madness started, with a bunch of fics posted on LJ by that user. Subtle, real subtle."

"That......that is merely one of the official online accounts for Hell, Sam. Someone must have misinterpreted my posts. They're prophecies, that's all."

"Prophecies? Prophecies? Including the one where a succubus forces us to fuck or die?"

"It will happen, Sam. There is nothing you can do to fight Destiny."

"What about the one where you and I slow dance to a orchestral version of 'Tainted Love' and then make slow, tender love in a club in Detroit? And then we get married the next day with Dean and Michael as the best men?"

"I told you that you would say 'yes' to me in Detroit. When we are finally together, do not fear that I will not treat you as you deserve."

"Whatever, dude. You're sick, you know that? I'm leaving. Oh, and by the way, Dean wants you to tell Michael next time you see him that he needs to stop sending Dean hand knitted gun holsters with 'M. hearts D.' on it. It's weird. Goodbye."

"No, wait, Sam, don't leave, I have more to tell you about how we will rule the world together!........dammit! Oh well, that's what fix it fic is for, after all. One day, he will see."

*sexyprinceofdarkness69 has just signed on*

[krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com]

XD I'm evil...

RPS- Jared sometimes wears his hair in pigtails on set to keep it out of his eyes. Jensen/Richard/Misha/whoever finds this really, really hot... and convinces his boyfriend to wear it like that during sex.

[ebilchickens.livejournal.com]

oh wow this is epically awesome. O___O

[bladeachilles.livejournal.com]

A thought just struck me, and I feel that it is perfect for this meme.

GABRIEL/GOB (ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT), YOU GUYS.

-Obsessed with illusions
-Obedient, good-son brothers named Michael
-Distant daddy issues
-Cheesily flirting with practically everyone

I think they just might be ~*soulmates*~ or something.

[tealeyes.livejournal.com]

Lol! Just thought of this!
A Supernatural crossover with "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto"!

[tempusdominus10.livejournal.com]

There is to be more? --OH JOY--!!

WIl there be Misha&CAstiel Whumapge? and maybe some mpreg? oooo

[ratherastory.livejournal.com]

There could be! Anything is possible. :)