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ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am
ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am
Comment meme! Bring on the crack!
So I was talking with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.
So that's what I'm doing.
Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!
Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P
So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:
You know the drill, right?
One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.
Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.
This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.
When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating
The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.
Master List
chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.
pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...
mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.
krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.
krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.
lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.
njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...
mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.
morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?
mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.
daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.
lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.
bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.
madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.
madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...
mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.So that's what I'm doing.
Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!
Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P
So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:
You know the drill, right?
One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.
Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.
This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.
When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating
The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.
Master List
chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or... mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
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Fill: Sam is not amused
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Sam."
"Oh yes, you do! It's bad enough that my life has been turned into a bunch of books, but now there's all these people convinced that you and I are fucking! Which is totally gross and wrong on so many levels, and Gabriel swears he didn't do it, so that leaves you."
"Oh please, I have an Apocalypse to win and a world to destroy, I don't have time to write fanfiction. Clearly, it is just obvious to your fans that you and I have undeniable chemistry and it is our Destiny to be together. Although I had nothing to do with this, perhaps you can take a lesson from it."
"Yeah, sure, whatever you say, sexyprinceofdarkness69."
"............"
"That's where all of this madness started, with a bunch of fics posted on LJ by that user. Subtle, real subtle."
"That......that is merely one of the official online accounts for Hell, Sam. Someone must have misinterpreted my posts. They're prophecies, that's all."
"Prophecies? Prophecies? Including the one where a succubus forces us to fuck or die?"
"It will happen, Sam. There is nothing you can do to fight Destiny."
"What about the one where you and I slow dance to a orchestral version of 'Tainted Love' and then make slow, tender love in a club in Detroit? And then we get married the next day with Dean and Michael as the best men?"
"I told you that you would say 'yes' to me in Detroit. When we are finally together, do not fear that I will not treat you as you deserve."
"Whatever, dude. You're sick, you know that? I'm leaving. Oh, and by the way, Dean wants you to tell Michael next time you see him that he needs to stop sending Dean hand knitted gun holsters with 'M. hearts D.' on it. It's weird. Goodbye."
"No, wait, Sam, don't leave, I have more to tell you about how we will rule the world together!........dammit! Oh well, that's what fix it fic is for, after all. One day, he will see."
*sexyprinceofdarkness69 has just signed on*
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(lol, Michael is totally a knitter in my head canon)