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ratherastory ([personal profile] ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am

Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

So I was talking with [livejournal.com profile] pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my [livejournal.com profile] castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!




Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P


So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:



You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

[livejournal.com profile] chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

[livejournal.com profile] pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

[livejournal.com profile] krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

[livejournal.com profile] krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

[livejournal.com profile] lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

[livejournal.com profile] njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

[livejournal.com profile] mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

[livejournal.com profile] morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

[livejournal.com profile] daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

[livejournal.com profile] lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

[livejournal.com profile] bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

[livejournal.com profile] madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

[livejournal.com profile] madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] mithrel.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!” Dean snarls, kicking at the puppy which is nuzzling at his foot. He’s not sure which of them conjured it, but it’s been two days and he’s nearing the end of his limited patience.

Sam shrugs helplessly, trying to keep Gabriel from jumping on the bed.

Dean can only conclude that God has a sick sense of humor, since they’re now stuck with three year old angels. Oh, and devil, can’t forget that.

Cas, mercifully, is fairly quiet, doing what they ask him to. Lucifer, on the other hand, is, well, a hellion. And Gabriel’s personality hasn’t changed; he’s still as fond of chaos as he always was.

They still have their powers, but they’re somewhat sporadic. Dean knows who to blame the giant pile of candy on, but he’s not sure which of them was responsible for the motel TV showing nothing but cartoons (if he has to sit through one more episode of Spongebob Squarepants…), or the fluffy animals that have been appearing in the room at random intervals. Privately, he suspects Cas. The puppy was just the last of them. There’s also two kittens, a rabbit, and, for some reason, a hedgehog.

“Why did their minds have to get de-aged too?” Dean complains, taking a crayon away from Lucifer before he can scribble on the walls. He shrieks, throws himself on the floor and starts kicking his feet and pounding his fists on the floor.

“Shut up!” He’s not handling this well. Sam was broody as a kid, not out-of-control. Dean’s out of his depth.

Sam squats down next to him. “Lucifer.” He pulls the toddler devil up to look at him. “You can have the crayon back if you promise to only color on paper, okay?”

Lucifer considers this a moment, then nods solemnly. “Okay.”

Dean gives him back the crayon, and he goes over to the table to find a coloring book.

Dean feels a tug at his shirt. He looks down to see Cas looking up at him. His eyes look even bigger now, and he still has the creepy stare. “What, Cas?”

“Will you read to me?”

Dean throws an incredulous glance at Sam, who stuffs his fist in his mouth, then back at Cas. He sighs. “Fine!”

He sits down and opens the book Cas gives him. “In the light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf…”

Re: FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] scarletsherlock.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
MOST ADORABLE THING EVER ♥

Re: FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] mithrel.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Also, LOL, icon!

Re: FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] retrophysics.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy crap, man. That-- that was like weapon-grades cute!

Re: FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] mithrel.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, I can't do crack very well, but I'm awesome at fluff! Glad you liked!

Re: FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] mesmorizee.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
This was so adorable! And cute and... I love it! :D

Re: FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] hugglewolf.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
So cute. Cas would be the only one who was well behaved. And how much does the constant appearance of fluffy animals tell you that the littlest angel needs lots and lots of hugs? C'mere, Cas. *snuggles* And I love how Sam knows how to handle Lucifer.

You know, Dean might have made it out of Hell, but this will probably drive him nuts.

Re: FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] mithrel.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, Cas didn't get any hugs except from Cupid, can you blame him?

Definitely. Hell, destiny, demons couldn't break him. The devil having a temper tantrum on the other hand... *g*

Re: FILLED: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer, G

[identity profile] devo79.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwww =)