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ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am
ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am
Comment meme! Bring on the crack!
So I was talking with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.
So that's what I'm doing.
Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!
Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P
So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:
You know the drill, right?
One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.
Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.
This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.
When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating
The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.
Master List
chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.
pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...
mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.
krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.
krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.
lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.
njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...
mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.
morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?
mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.
daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.
lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.
bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.
madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.
madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...
mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.So that's what I'm doing.
Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!
Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P
So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:
You know the drill, right?
One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.
Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.
This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.
When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating
The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.
Master List
chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or... mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction may have scarred the Sam for life. Part 2
"So your other kids are a wolf, a giant snake and a goddess of the underworld?" asked Sam
"Yep Fenrir, Jormangandr and Hel, but there is also Einmyria, Eisa, Vali and Narvi. I may have also fathered a son by Tyr's wife, those at least are the ones I'm aware of there may be more, actually it's highly likely there are more."
"So yeah my sex life totally weirder than yours I mean really imagine for a moment my time with Angrboda she tells me she's pregnant and I'm all excited. I mean I had already fathered Einmyria and Eisa with Glut and they were normal, so imagine my shock when Angrboda goes into labor, she wanted me there so I'm holding her hand, she's pushing, and instead of a head crowning out slithers Jor."
"How did that happen anyways?" Sam asked.
"Don't really know, I guess mixing archangel and giantess DNA is the supernatural equivalent of marrying your cousin, and instead of the kids coming out cross-eyed with eleven toes they come out large, and not necessarily the same species as their parents."
"So why did you sleep with her two more times if your first kid was, well unexpectedly different ?"
"Because the sex was awesome she could do this thing with her..."
"Dude, I really don't wanna know." Sam said holding up a hand.
"Your loss." Gabriel said with a shrug and smirk. "I guess that means you aren't interested in hearing about the time I had my nuts tied to one of Thor's goats in an attempt to cheer Skadi up after her father was killed."
"No, no I don't." Sam said trying his damnedest not get a mental picture of Gabriel with his nuts tied to a goat and failing miserably.
"Or I could tell you about the night Sleipnir was conceived, Svadilfari was a real stud."
"Dude did you just make a really bad pun?"
"Hey you were the one that wanted to know all about my sex life."
"And now I know more than I wanted to TMI man, seriously TMI."
"Well you know what they say about curiosity killing the cat."
"But in this case satisfaction did not bring it back, although it did make it feel like hacking up a hairball."
"So you dan't wanna know about me and Kali either, because all those arms.."
"Dude please!" Sam almost whined "I promise no more questions about your sex life if you will just shut up."
"But you wanted to know?" Gabriel teased thoroughly enjoying watching Sam squirm.
"If you don't shut up, I'm telling Dean you gave birth to a horse."
Gabriel crossed his arms "You wouldn't." he said trying to sound all intimidating archangel.
"Oh but I would," said Sam "and he would never let you live it down."
"You win, this time Winchester." Gabriel concedes while secretly plotting to send Sam on another little trip to TV land. Maybe this time he'd put him in one of those shows where they document a woman about to give birth. Gabriel thinks Sam would find childbirth a very enlightening experience.
In case you are wondering about where I got the mythology on Loki here are a few links.
http://shadowlight.gydja.com/loki.html
http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/norse-mythology.php?deity=LOKI&ds=N
Re: Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction may have scarred the Sam for life. Part 2
I love you! I love this! Oh my god it's perfect. <3 !
Re: Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction may have scarred the Sam for life. Part 2
Re: Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction may have scarred the Sam for life. Part 2