ratherastory | Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

So I was talking with

pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my

castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!

Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P

So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

"So, I've decided that it's time to stop being so low-key and re-announce my presence to the world!" Chuck said brightly, gesturing with his beer can. "And you, Sam, will be The Sign!"

"Of what?" Sam demanded testily. Across the room, a sulky Lucifer stuck his tongue out at him.

"Of my Word!"

"Dude. You're a prophet, not God," Sam muttered. He paused at the awkward silence that followed. Michael cleared his throat tactfully. "What?" Sam demanded.

"Sam. That is indeed our Father," Michael intoned gravely. Sam raised an eyebrow as he looked back at Chuck, who beamed.

"Okay, and you didn't think to mention this sooner?" Sam demanded. "You know, before I made my heroic leap into this stupid hole?"

"You didn't leap," Michael pointed out. "I pushed you."

"And it was totally unfair, by the way!" Lucifer pouted. "How am I supposed to compete with a vintage '67 Impala?"

"Lucy, how many times do I have to tell you? You can't beat the antique cars, little bro," Michael sighed.

"Whatever!" Sam exploded. "You're telling me that you've been here all along? Why didn't you say so, huh? Why couldn't you have shown your face earlier?"

"Uh..you didn't ask?" Chuck suggested after a moment or two have gone by. He shrugged at the livid expression on Sam's face. "Oh, who cares."

"I care! I'm stuck here!"

"No, you're not," Chuck said, rolling his eyes. "Look, it's all part of The Plan, okay? So chill out. Like I said, you're going to be My Word On Earth. I have Great Faith in you!"

"Stop using capital letters!"

And with that defiant cry, a flash of bright light enveloped everything, because one thing that God learned from the whole Chuck experience is that nothing works better than a cliche.

x

"SAMMY!"

The look on Dean's face...Sam opened his arms, expecting a big brotherly hug of the "I just went to hell and back" type, because nothing makes fangirls squeal more than a big bromancey hug. Instead, Dean stared at him with his mouth open, his eyebrows rising higher and higher every second. "What?" Sam demanded after a moment.

"Dude," Dean said. "You've got wings."

Now that Dean mentioned it, Sam was aware of a slight draft of wind behind him and new muscles that he never noticed before. He flapped his wings tentatively, feeling them flex in response. "Oh," he said brightly, vowing revenge against Chuck. God. Whatever.

"You look like..."

"What?"

"A peeled banana," Dean concluded finally, for beholde, the winges of the Samme were indeed a bright daisy yellow. "Hang on, I've got to take a picture of this," Dean added as he pulled out his cellphone.

"Dean!"

"Oh, come on! Think of the tumblr macros!"

Cas wandered up to add his two cents to the conversation. "This is a sign of the blessed," the angel of the lord intoned. "Our Father is here."

"They're yellow. YELLOW!" Dean cried.

Cas stared at him. He stared some more. Sam scowled as Cas continued to stare like the useless lump he was while Dean took pictures enthusiastically from every possible angle. "Dude!" Sam tried. "A little help? A little smiting would be nice!"

"I wouldn't smite the blessed," Cas said primly. Dean raised an eyebrow.

"Ignore him. He's just jealous," Dean said as he gleefully examined the pictures. "It's an angel thing."

"Meaning?!" Sam demanded.

"Oh, c'mon! Your wings are way bigger than his."

"Big's not always better!" Cas protested, hunching in on himself. "Big wings can easily tangle, cause unnecessary obstructions, accidentally hit people in the head, not to mention the fire hazard--"

"Like I said. Jealous!"

Sorry--proper headers now included! *whistles*

Oh this is brilliant!! It's like you read my mind for some of the descriptions O_O

ROFL, Cas being jealous of Sam's wings! *pets him* And did you mean for our minds to go where they did with that "big's not always better" line? *g*

*beams angelically* Me?? of course not!

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