For f*ck's sake!

[ratherastory]

Dear supernaturalfic,

I swear to God, it is easier to get Top Secret Security clearance for the RCMP than to fucking get an entry approved for posting in your community. I should know, because I have done both and only succeeded at the former!

Christ on a cracker. I did everything you wanted and yet ONE detail gets me rejected? How many more flaming hoops do I need to jump through?

Screw you, you are migraine-inducing.

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[hsifeng.livejournal.com]

“Wait, I was supposed to jump through fiery hoop ‘B’ before I jumped through fiery hoop ‘A’? And all this with a gasoline soaked tea towel on my head? Who WRITES these directions?!? They are like stereo-component instructions in written in invisible ink!”

Something like that, I take it?

*hands you can of gasoline and flare gun*

[ratherastory.livejournal.com]

Exactly like that!

*accepts gasoline and flare gun*

Thank you.

[hsifeng.livejournal.com]

/offers to reload as necessary