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ratherastory) wrote2010-05-30 01:59 pm
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I am a bad, bad person
I'm watching Dark Angel (through Zip.ca, which is our equivalent of Netflix), and Jensen Ackles is in this episode as a serial killer, and all I can do is think "Hot DAMN, he is pretty!"
No seriously, there is a place for me in the special hell. For one, he's ten years younger in this than he is now, and I am fascinated by his eyes, and God help me, his mouth. I'm just staring, and it's kind of embarrassing.
Also? The main character just smacked him in the face and now he's got blood all over his teeth and GUH.
*headdesk*
He still hurts really purty, and he obviously had that single tear thing going even back then.
OOF.
Like I've always said: if he weren't married and I were straight (and, y'know, he even knew I existed, which he doesn't and which is as it should be)...
(AUUGH! His knee just went totally the wrong way. OH GOD THE SQUICK! Oh, and he's crying and I don't care if he's a serial killer I want to pet the bunny and make him tea.)
No seriously, there is a place for me in the special hell. For one, he's ten years younger in this than he is now, and I am fascinated by his eyes, and God help me, his mouth. I'm just staring, and it's kind of embarrassing.
Also? The main character just smacked him in the face and now he's got blood all over his teeth and GUH.
*headdesk*
He still hurts really purty, and he obviously had that single tear thing going even back then.
OOF.
Like I've always said: if he weren't married and I were straight (and, y'know, he even knew I existed, which he doesn't and which is as it should be)...
(AUUGH! His knee just went totally the wrong way. OH GOD THE SQUICK! Oh, and he's crying and I don't care if he's a serial killer I want to pet the bunny and make him tea.)

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And yes, he's really very pretty, isn't he? What you said about "if only [you] were" and "If only he weren't" remind me of reactions to Ben Browder and Claudia Black on Farscape: gay and straight women declared them both possibly exceptions to one's usual orientation...
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I'm sorry, were you saying something? ;)
Uh, yeah. Ben Browder is pretty, but doesn't *quite* have the brain-melting effect on me that Jensen Ackles does. Still, I might not kick him out of bed for eating crackers... Huh. I have no Farscape icons. How did that happen?
I'm looking forward to seeing JA on Dark Angel again, just to see what "character type" you're talking about. Is there angst? I'm a sucker for angst.
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That is hot.
I may be in serious trouble, here...
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Multi-talented, that boy. I knew he played the guitar, so it's not that surprising that he'd be good at the piano too...
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Comic relief, eh? I'm actually looking forward to that. JA has great comedic timing, and it'll be nice to see early incarnations of that.
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In related news, you're all making me think about adding DA to ye old Netflix queue.
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It's got some really, really good moments, and some moments that make me cringe. But I'm used to that, and I watch for the characters more than anything. Even if you don't watch it all, it's got a really interesting premise.
And, Claudia Black is just so... *fans self* Yep.