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ratherastory) wrote2010-01-13 05:11 pm
ratherastory) wrote2010-01-13 05:11 pm
Take Me Home (Master Post)
So I was having a little conversation in the comment section of my last story with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
elsewhere_kels, in which I lamented that I'd forgotten to add in a "Lassie" reference when I tossed Dean down a well (yes, I'm really mean to Dean, I think we all get that now).
The original plan was to have a snippet of dialogue that would go a bit like this:
Sam: "Hey, Timmy, did you fall down the well?"
Dean: "You realize that makes you Lassie, right?"
Sam: *bitchface*
To whichelsewhere_kels replied: Aw, no! A Lassie reference would have been epic! It's no wonder, the only way it could have been improved and you've already thought of it.
Then the conversation went like this:
elsewhere_kels: Do iiiit. =D The Power of Collie-Sam compels you!
Me: Lassie!Sam makes me giggle like a mad giggling thing. ;)
elsewhere_kels: ...You know there has to be Trickster!Gabriel-turns-Sam-into-a-Collie fic where he's kind of woobie over him now, right? x3
Me: Oh my God, that would be cracktastic.
And thus, a crack!fic was born. I make no apologies for this, because it's total and utter crack, and it ATE MY BRAIN and wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. It's not finished yet, but it's nearly done, and I've been writing almost non-stop since early on Monday, when I first decided to start typing. So I'm going to start posting, maybe one or two chapters a day. They're short, so I think it's okay.
:::ETA:::
Okay, it's done. It's longer than I thought it would be, and it sort of moved away from crack into more serious territory about halfway through the fic, and especially in the final third of the story.
:::/ETA:::
It's utterly unbeta'd. This is the master post: links to all chapters will go here.
Title: Take Me Home
Summary: The Trickster decides to have some fun with Sam. Wackiness ensues, with a healthy helping of whump, because it's me and I can't leave the boys intact.
Spoilers: All aired episodes up to 5.10
Word Count: 54,776 (COMPLETE! Thank God!)
Disclaimer: Luckily for them, I own nothing. Otherwise they'd be in for a world of hurt.
Warning: Utter crack. A little bit of non-explicit het (there will be warnings in the appropriate chapter), swearing, violence. Also, dogs. Lots of dogs.
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer: No beta, written in such a hurry I'm amazed my fingers managed to connect with the keyboard.
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer #2:I take NO responsibility for this, because it's cracktastic and weird and I can't believe it came out of of my brain. If you are scarred for life after reading it, it's NOT my fault!
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer #3: It's basically "Lassie Come-Home," Winchester-style. I dunno. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
LOOK AT THE AWESOME BANNERdither_river MADE:
Chapters:
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5]
[Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10]
[Part 11] [Part 12] [Part 13] [Part 14] [Part 15]
[Part 16] [Part 17] [Part 18] [Part 19] [Part 20]
[Part 21] [Part 22] [Part 23] [Part 24] [Part 25]
[Part 26] [Part 27] [Part 28] [Part 29] [Epilogue]
Since a few people have requested it, I am now providing a .pdf version of the story. It doesn't have any of the pictures in it, though, just FYI. :)
You can get it here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7WB25KKV
elsewhere_kels, in which I lamented that I'd forgotten to add in a "Lassie" reference when I tossed Dean down a well (yes, I'm really mean to Dean, I think we all get that now).The original plan was to have a snippet of dialogue that would go a bit like this:
Sam: "Hey, Timmy, did you fall down the well?"
Dean: "You realize that makes you Lassie, right?"
Sam: *bitchface*
To which
elsewhere_kels replied: Aw, no! A Lassie reference would have been epic! It's no wonder, the only way it could have been improved and you've already thought of it.Then the conversation went like this:
elsewhere_kels: Do iiiit. =D The Power of Collie-Sam compels you!Me: Lassie!Sam makes me giggle like a mad giggling thing. ;)
elsewhere_kels: ...You know there has to be Trickster!Gabriel-turns-Sam-into-a-Collie fic where he's kind of woobie over him now, right? x3Me: Oh my God, that would be cracktastic.
And thus, a crack!fic was born. I make no apologies for this, because it's total and utter crack, and it ATE MY BRAIN and wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. It's not finished yet, but it's nearly done, and I've been writing almost non-stop since early on Monday, when I first decided to start typing. So I'm going to start posting, maybe one or two chapters a day. They're short, so I think it's okay.
:::ETA:::
Okay, it's done. It's longer than I thought it would be, and it sort of moved away from crack into more serious territory about halfway through the fic, and especially in the final third of the story.
:::/ETA:::
It's utterly unbeta'd. This is the master post: links to all chapters will go here.
Title: Take Me Home
Summary: The Trickster decides to have some fun with Sam. Wackiness ensues, with a healthy helping of whump, because it's me and I can't leave the boys intact.
Spoilers: All aired episodes up to 5.10
Word Count: 54,776 (COMPLETE! Thank God!)
Disclaimer: Luckily for them, I own nothing. Otherwise they'd be in for a world of hurt.
Warning: Utter crack. A little bit of non-explicit het (there will be warnings in the appropriate chapter), swearing, violence. Also, dogs. Lots of dogs.
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer: No beta, written in such a hurry I'm amazed my fingers managed to connect with the keyboard.
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer #2:I take NO responsibility for this, because it's cracktastic and weird and I can't believe it came out of of my brain. If you are scarred for life after reading it, it's NOT my fault!
Neurotic Authorial Disclaimer #3: It's basically "Lassie Come-Home," Winchester-style. I dunno. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
LOOK AT THE AWESOME BANNER
dither_river MADE:Chapters:
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5]
[Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10]
[Part 11] [Part 12] [Part 13] [Part 14] [Part 15]
[Part 16] [Part 17] [Part 18] [Part 19] [Part 20]
[Part 21] [Part 22] [Part 23] [Part 24] [Part 25]
[Part 26] [Part 27] [Part 28] [Part 29] [Epilogue]
Since a few people have requested it, I am now providing a .pdf version of the story. It doesn't have any of the pictures in it, though, just FYI. :)
You can get it here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7WB25KKV
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Can you read Open Office files? I can always email you the file. I work on a Mac, and I don't have anything like Adobe to convert it to a .pdf.
Otherwise, I'll see if some charitable person on my flist can be of assistance.
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Thanks for being willing to do this! I really appreciate it.
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SPN plays on Space (Channel 70) Wednesdays at 10PM. Always a week behind the US schedule I think.
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Figures we'd be behind the times.
Looks like I'll be continuing my downloading habits. :)
Thanks!
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The episode mentioning that one again is coming up and I don't want to get LOST!!!
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Huh.
I didn't really like the episode all that much, frankly, but that's because it hit all of my personal discomfort buttons.
I have Season 4 on DVD, if you ever want to come by and watch it. :)
Here's a torrent link: http://eztv.it/ep/14294/supernatural-s04e19-jump-the-shark-hdtv-xvid-fqm/ It's been up for a while, so I don't know if you'll be able to d/l it at any reasonable speed.
Feedback.......Finally
1) I read it over again and it's STILL AS AWESOME as the first time I read it! *flails like a flaily thing*
2) No matter how much you deny it, you DID write a Littlest Hobo fanfic.
3) I still love your imagery.
4) You still make me all Awwwww and HOLY CRAP WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!! with your writing.
5) We do need to do the peanut gallery for an SPN night.
Re: Feedback.......Finally
1- I'm so glad you liked it!
2- I never denied it! I just saw it more as "Lassie Come-Home," because that's what I modeled it on. But it definitely has Littlest Hobo vibes. I loved that show! :D
3- *blushes more*
4- *continues to blush*
5- Yes! SPN night! We'll recruit
Re: Feedback.......Finally
5) If you don't mind having a wee one wandering around early in the evening, we can do it over at my place in NDG. I don't get out all that often as weekends are pretty much my time to look after Hunter. (That sounds worse than it actually is, but makes sense in my head)
POP CORN AND FOOD AND MUNCHIES AND GOOD FOOD AND LAUGHING AND TRYING NOT TO PEE FROM THE SNARK FLYING AROUND THE ROOM!!!!!
OK.. done with the flaily and screamy.
Re: Feedback.......Finally
I have a weird schedule, but I'm generally free either two or three evenings out of the week. We'll have to figure out what works for both of us.
WHEEE!
Flaily and screamy is perfectly welcome in this LJ.
(Hmm. Login fail. Sorry.)
Re: Feedback.......Finally
Re: Feedback.......Finally
I'll ping you with a PM in a moment. I'm working this weekend, but I can call in the evening, if that's okay.
What time is dinner/bath/bed in your household? Or, more specifically, when is a good time to call?
Or I can call on my lunch break. That works too. ;)
Re: Feedback.......Finally
I actually think I'll start posting more. I'm getting more snarky with each fic I read. (it's PROSTATE people.. the other thing doesn't mean what you think it means!! spellCHECK does what it says on the tin! use it!
ok.. gonna go back to hiding now.
Re: Feedback.......Finally
(What word could possibly be used instead of "prostate?" Is it "prostrate?" That's not even a noun!)
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I'm so pleased you're interested!
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I'm really interested. Just found all your stories and am making my way through your master list. I love your stuff so far. :)
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I'm very pleased to hear you're enjoying my stuff. :)
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I am, I am!
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and I loved how both Castiel and Sam thought each was just barely tolerant of the other, and how they both came to realize that it's not true. :)
Loved it!!
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I'm very glad you liked it! :)
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Maybe you can send it to me? Sorry to bother you, but I´d love to read it via my e reader.
vochozkovalidka@volny.cz
Please?
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xxx
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