For f*ck's sake!

[ratherastory]

Dear supernaturalfic,

I swear to God, it is easier to get Top Secret Security clearance for the RCMP than to fucking get an entry approved for posting in your community. I should know, because I have done both and only succeeded at the former!

Christ on a cracker. I did everything you wanted and yet ONE detail gets me rejected? How many more flaming hoops do I need to jump through?

Screw you, you are migraine-inducing.

Comments

[calamitycrow.livejournal.com]

jeesh, does this kitty have to spell it out for you?

OK, look, you know very well that its not like giving people Top Secret Clearance is going to cause earth-shaking, world-changing events to unfold. On the other hand, this is a comm for the VERY SERIOUS FANDOM (AKA SUPERNATURAL)and the FATE OF THE FREE WORLD is riding on the fic that is posted to this comm (or really to the VERY SERIOUS FANDOM in general, but I digress/) Oh, and baby African seals will die, too.

has that cleared it up for you? :D

[nwspaprtaxis.livejournal.com]

Kitty,

I want to marry you. I love all your comments.

[calamitycrow.livejournal.com]

hmm.(ponders this) you know, my human is married and she has to spend like a inordinately ridiculous amount of time feeding and watering the spouse. Having one is obviously kind of like having a kitten around, but way more labor-intensive.

can we be having a torrid, intensely passionate friendship instead? Unless, of course, you have some of that special catnip from Mexico, then this kitty is willing to negotiate...

[nwspaprtaxis.livejournal.com]

*busts out laughing*

*dies*

Oh KITTY! God... I don't think I laughed so hard until I started reading your comments. And I'd be fine with having a torrid, intensely passionate friendship instead? I'll see what I can do about the Catnip.

*adds you as a LJ friend*