For f*ck's sake!

[ratherastory]

Dear supernaturalfic,

I swear to God, it is easier to get Top Secret Security clearance for the RCMP than to fucking get an entry approved for posting in your community. I should know, because I have done both and only succeeded at the former!

Christ on a cracker. I did everything you wanted and yet ONE detail gets me rejected? How many more flaming hoops do I need to jump through?

Screw you, you are migraine-inducing.

Comments

[nwspaprtaxis.livejournal.com]

Kitty,

I want to marry you. I love all your comments.

[calamitycrow.livejournal.com]

hmm.(ponders this) you know, my human is married and she has to spend like a inordinately ridiculous amount of time feeding and watering the spouse. Having one is obviously kind of like having a kitten around, but way more labor-intensive.

can we be having a torrid, intensely passionate friendship instead? Unless, of course, you have some of that special catnip from Mexico, then this kitty is willing to negotiate...

[nwspaprtaxis.livejournal.com]

*busts out laughing*

*dies*

Oh KITTY! God... I don't think I laughed so hard until I started reading your comments. And I'd be fine with having a torrid, intensely passionate friendship instead? I'll see what I can do about the Catnip.

*adds you as a LJ friend*