Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

[ratherastory]

So I was talking with pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!




Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P


So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

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You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

Comments

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

FILLED: "Dinosaurs and humans don't mix"

[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

This had Gabriel written all over it. So far they hadn't seen the archangel anywhere but Sam was convinced that he was out there somewhere, laughing his ass off. Unfortunately they didn't really have much time to actually try and find the bastard because running from the monstrosity chasing them had a much higher priority.

“Do you think we've lost it?” Dean asked as they, panting after running so fast and for so long, threw themselves down behind a tree to catch their breath.

Sam peeked around the tree trunk but couldn't see the T-Rex that had been chasing them. Seriously, a T-Rex. As if it wasn't enough with all the regular monsters and demons and ghosts. Now they had to be chased by a T-Rex too?

“I can't see it.” Sam said and pulled his head back looking at Dean whose face was covered in mud after falling in a puddle. Sam was very happy he hadn't ended up taking a fall into a pubble too. They had both been too busy staring at the dinosaurs roaming the field they'd woken up in, to keep track of where they where putting their feet and Dean had been the one stumbling on a rock.

“How the hell are we going to kill this thing?” Dean asked.

“I'm not sure we can kill it” Sam answered. They didn't have any of their weapons and even if they had he wasn't sure they would have been effective against this.

“When we find Gabriel again I am going to...” Dean started but stopped when they heard a loud crashing noise behind them.

Sam once again peeked around the tree and spotted the large dinosaur slowly making it's way through the trees.

“Let's run!” Sam said and they both got up on their feet again and started running.

Sam was going to kill Gabriel once they found him again. What kind of lesson would this teach them anyway. He thought as he was running. To play their roles as a dino snack?

And he was wondering what had happened to Castiel.

*

“You've cloned dinosaurs?” Castiel asked incredulous. The bearded guy nodded.

“But that can't be possible.” Castiel continued.

“I assure you it is quite possible. As you have seen.”

“I suppose you can't control them?” Castiel asked. The man shook his head.

“Not really no.” Was the answer Castiel got. He should have known that. They both had been chased up into the tree they were currently sitting in by a dinosaur covered in feathers and with big, very big, claws. And the guy claiming to have created these things hadn't been able to stop it.

Castiel was kind of tempted to say something along the lines of “this is what happens when you play God” but seeing as God in the real world had a whole apocalypse going on and so far hadn't done a thing to control it, maybe this actually was what happend when you were God too.

It was very inconvenient to be stuck in this tree though, especially since he didn't seem to have any use of his powers and he really needed to find the Winchesters. They had an unfortunate ability to get into trouble and he would have to try and get them out of it.

*

Having awesome world altering powers was, well, awesome. Gabriel was sitting on his large couch, only wearing his underwear and a tank top, because there really was no need to get dressed. He had a box of popcorn in his lap and a mountain of chocolate next to him and his large wide screen TV was currently showing Sam and Dean Winchester trying to escape a large T-Rex. Their tactic wasn't the greatest Gabriel had seen but it was entertaining and that was the whole purpose of this particular little trick.

He doubted the Winchesters found it as entertaining. But Gabriel didn't really care about their opinions regarding this. They had had it coming. Or well, Dean mostly. Calling Gabriel a coward for not sticking up to his family. Gabriel snorted. Nobody called him a coward and got away with it.

He took a handful of popcorn and continued to look at the TV screen, where an Apatosaurus had found Castiel's tree and was trying to nuzzle the angel.

He'd take them out of there. Eventually. Maybe. There were after all hundreds of other movies he could put them in...

Re: FILLED: "Dinosaurs and humans don't mix"

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

YAY!! Thanks for writing this. Oh Gabriel, you magnificent bastard, you. I love this! Aww, Castiel and the apatasaurus. ♥

Re: FILLED: "Dinosaurs and humans don't mix"

[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! :D

Re: FILLED: "Dinosaurs and humans don't mix"

[phorenice.livejournal.com]

Castiel was kind of tempted to say something along the lines of “this is what happens when you play God” but seeing as God in the real world had a whole apocalypse going on and so far hadn't done a thing to control it, maybe this actually was what happend when you were God too.

Pretty entertaining crack you wrote there, but this paragraph is responsible for an outburst of hysterical giggling. You're a genius!

Re: FILLED: "Dinosaurs and humans don't mix"

[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I'm very glad you found it amusing. :D