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ratherastory ([personal profile] ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am

Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

So I was talking with [livejournal.com profile] pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my [livejournal.com profile] castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!




Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P


So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:



You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

[livejournal.com profile] chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

[livejournal.com profile] pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

[livejournal.com profile] krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

[livejournal.com profile] krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

[livejournal.com profile] lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

[livejournal.com profile] njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

[livejournal.com profile] mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

[livejournal.com profile] morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

[livejournal.com profile] daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

[livejournal.com profile] lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

[livejournal.com profile] bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

[livejournal.com profile] madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

[livejournal.com profile] madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

[livejournal.com profile] mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Gabriel," Sam looks about ready to spit fire.

Gabriel looks straight at Sam and says, completely honestly, "I have no idea what this is about."

Because he doesn't. Sam never seemed to mind them having sex on the set of that porno. Or in the fountain in Times Square.

And half the really (no, seriously amazingly) good ideas he'd tried out with Sam had been, at one time or another, a prompt on his that kink meme (fangirls are amazingly kinky, horny little fucks).

Which he totally didn't make.

Just, you know, FYI.

Sam loses That Look, looking more annoyed, put upon and slightly petulant- and that? That's a look that Gabriel can work with.

He stands up, fingers tapping the space bar twice inconspicuously as he does. Glancing at the laptop, he grins mentally before going up on his toes to kiss Sam lightly.

"I'm sorry people are writing porn about us," he smiles gently at Sam, hoping to go for that 'you're so cute and I'm ridiculously in love with you' smile. Rather than, you know, 'I just found a really awesome prompt that I'm dying to know if is physically possible' with a side of 'I'm gonna eat you alive'.

"You are?" Annoyed is going on the way-side and puppy-dog is coming in with a hint of 'Aren't I adorable? Don't you want to pet me?'

"Yep," 'Sorry' that they're writing so slow, and I can't just share this magical orgasmatron with you openly because I think you'd laugh your ass off at the one with us pulling the pranks on our brothers.

Sammy can be such a prude sometimes.

"Can I make it up to you?"

His Sam does that delicious little growly purr thing against the base of his throat and Gabriel has to glance back down at the screen, because he forgot the prompt there for a second.

As Sam tumbles into bed with him, mouth latched to the junction between Gabriel's jaw and throat, he wonders how likely it will be that Sam finds his that page again.

And, if he does, how much trouble Gabriel would be in for filling the 'Sam/Gabriel - Castiel's tie, strawberries for butt plugs, whipping cream lube and fisting' prompt.
Edited 2010-07-23 01:43 (UTC)
ext_3665: (that was so awesome)

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] zekkass.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Gabriel, you are a special, special archangel. Of course you didn't make that thing. Of course. <3 <3 <3

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ri-iiiiiiiiiight.

<3 :3 TY!

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] retrophysics.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. Keep acting innocent, Gabriel. It's adorable.

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
>< Isn't it just?

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] floatxxaway.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
LOL Love love love <3

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
:D

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] mesmorizee.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
I loved this! And Gabriel is adorable!

♥♥♥

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
:D TY!
Edited 2010-07-25 19:45 (UTC)

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] princess-aleera.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
:O
:D

##

*eez killed dead*

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDD

/maked vury hapies/

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] shyriann.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, gods, this just made my day. Crack about crack about kinks about angels. Jesus. I miss Gabe.

Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2

[identity profile] krystalicekitsu.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Awesome. I didn't know if I pulled off the 'crack' part, so your double crack comment really is a relief!

DK HE'S SO NOT DEAD.