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ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am
ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am
Comment meme! Bring on the crack!
So I was talking with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.
So that's what I'm doing.
Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!
Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P
So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:
You know the drill, right?
One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.
Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.
This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.
When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating
The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.
Master List
chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.
pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...
mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.
krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.
krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.
lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.
njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...
mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.
morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?
mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.
daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.
lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.
bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.
madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.
madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...
mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.So that's what I'm doing.
Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!
Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P
So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:
You know the drill, right?
One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.
Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.
This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.
When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating
The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.
Master List
chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or... mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
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(Anonymous) 2010-07-23 02:02 am (UTC)(link)Mom stood up. "I'll get that."
A moment later and she was back, an odd look on her face. "Dean? Someone for you... I told him that we were eating -I figured it was advertisement- but he said he was an Angel of the Lord, and that this couldn't wait."
"Oh, fu -fudge." Dean threw down his napkin. "Not again."
"He was here before? Why didn't you tell me? And who is he?"
"A few days ago, I didn't want to worry you, and he's, um, my uncle. Sort of. Friend. Not really." Dean walked out of the room and began to either yell in a really low voice or whisper very loudly, both too muffled for Ben to discern, before the door banged shut, and he reappeared, looking sort of like a pigeon had just shit all over his car.
"Did you invite him in?" his mother ventured.
0o0o0o
"Think you'll play today?" Dean asked him as they cruised along to his soccer game in the most bad-ass car Ben had ever been in.
"I don't know. I hope so," he replied, stretching his feet. The front seat in this baby? Most comfortable place he'd ever sat. This was like, the Four Seasons of cars-
"Dean. We need to talk."
"Sonuvabitch!" Dean nearly crashed the car as he swerved to the side of the road, and Ben nearly pissed in his uniform. "What the hell, Cas?!"
"I'm sorry for startling you, but-"
"Out of my car. Now." Ben glanced up into the backseat mirror that Dean was glaring at, and saw the same trenchcoat and intense gaze he'd noticed three days ago. "Cas! Now!"
Castiel let out an irritated sigh and vanished, and it was only the knowledge of what Dean, awesome father-figure or not, would do to him if he soiled the seat that kept Ben from freeing his bladder then.
"Dean?" Ben did his best to calm his breath enough to speak, and he was actually pretty successful at it, even though he still felt like he'd just been reenacting Holy Exorcist IV with real demons (not, of course, that such things existed; he was well aware that there was more to this world than the eye could normally see, but demons? No way). "No offense, but your uncle's kinda weird."
"Fuckin' tell me about it," replied Dean.
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