Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

[ratherastory]

So I was talking with pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!




Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P


So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

<a href="http://ratherastory.livejournal.com/68186.html"><img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/ratherastory/pic/0007dzbt"></a>

You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

Comments

FILLED: A Boy and His Dog - Gabriel, Dean, Sam, Castiel - PG

[morganoconner.livejournal.com]

Gabriel cheerfully announces his return by doing what he does best – wreaking havoc. He can admit now that he likes the Winchesters, or at least has a certain grudging respect for them, and he even likes his baby bro, who he’s baffled to see isn’t hanging around with them anymore now that they’re back together and Lucifer’s in the pit and things are finally looking up.

He discovers, after some careful searching, that this is because Castiel is doing his best to run things in Heaven. Gabriel scowls, because if that’s not the stupidest reason to ditch the people who care about you most, he doesn’t know what is. The little-angel-that-could seems to think they don’t need him anymore, that it’s not necessary for him to stick around and watch out for them now that he actually has the capability to do so.

Not that any of them have ever been great at letting others look out for them. They’re all way too broken to easily accept that, and yeah, he’s definitely including Castiel in that, even now, even if he is powered up like the sun all of a sudden.

But back to the wreaking havoc.

Gabriel doesn’t like that the Winchesters and Castiel have split up from each other, because he doesn’t think that’s how it’s supposed to be. And he doesn’t like seeing Dean walking around looking like a little lost puppy dog, even if it was sort of amusing for first few days after he got back. But he’s been watching them for two weeks now, and now it’s just downright pathetic.

He waits until they’re asleep, and then waits a little longer until he can catch Castiel unawares.

And then he pounces, and a finger-snap later, victory is his.

***

Dean wakes up to something slobbering on his face. It’s not a pleasant sensation, nor a familiar one, and the only thing that leaves him to think is, Holy crap there’s a monster in the room.

However, when he goes for the knife under his pillow and blinks his eyes open to see what he’s about to kill, he comes face-to-face with a bundle of white fur, and floppy ears, and a freezing cold wet nose.

“What the –” He blinks again, takes in that there’s a puppy sitting on his stomach, and that the puppy has impossibly blue eyes and is cocking it’s head at him in a way too familiar way… “Sam!”

Sam comes out of the bathroom in a hurry, ready for a fight, but skids to a halt when his eyes fall on the intruder. “Uh…”

“Sam, this is gonna sound nuts, but I think that’s Cas,” Dean says, still not moving, just staring at the puppy while the puppy stares back at him.

“That’s…a pretty fair bet,” Sam replies, and Dean inwardly curses him for sounding like he’s holding back a laugh. “Unless you know of a normal puppy who has wings.”

“What?” And now Dean’s sitting up fast, plucking the creature off his stomach and depositing him back on the bed and just…staring.

Sam’s right, the puppy does have wings. Big, angel-like wings…not like real angels, but like the pictures you see in kids’ storybooks, where they’re white and soft and fluffy. Kinda like the puppy himself.

Jesus Christ.

The puppy – Cas, he’s now a hundred percent sure – is lying down now, curling up into a little tiny ball as his wings flop down to his sides, blanketing him. He’s asleep within seconds, leaving Sam and Dean staring at each other with varying degrees of horror.

There’s no one alive who would – or could – do this to Cas. Dean’s not an idiot, contrary to popular belief.

“Gabriel, you asshole!” he shouts, and even though the name echoes around the room like a curse, it’s not enough to mask the laughter that answers, or the rush of wingbeats that follows as the archangel takes off. “God damn it!”

He wonders just what the hell he’s supposed to do now. Cas makes a little whimpering sound in his sleep, and without thought, Dean finds his hand stroking through the puppy’s fur, rubbing at those gigantic floppy ears.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Re: FILLED: A Boy and His Dog - Gabriel, Dean, Sam, Castiel - PG

[arialyre.livejournal.com]

Oh if only someone continued this XD This was funny XD And I bet Cas is an adorable puppy.

Re: FILLED: A Boy and His Dog - Gabriel, Dean, Sam, Castiel - PG

[sinnerforhire.livejournal.com]

I want a picture of this SO F***ING BAD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Re: FILLED: A Boy and His Dog - Gabriel, Dean, Sam, Castiel - PG

[hugglewolf.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, I want a Cas!puppy. With his little wings. And the slobbering on Dean and the whimpering in his sleep, and Dean not being able to help himself with the petting. *dies from the cuteness* Love that Dean just knows it's Gabriel and yells at him for pranking Cas.

Re: FILLED: A Boy and His Dog - Gabriel, Dean, Sam, Castiel - PG

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! This is awesome! My only issue is that you gave Cas white fur rather than black, but that's just me. This needs to be continued!