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Comment meme! Bring on the crack!

So I was talking with

pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my

castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.

So that's what I'm doing.

Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!

Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P

So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:

You know the drill, right?

One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.

Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.

This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.

When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating

The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.

Master List

chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.

pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...

mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.

krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.

krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.

lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.

njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...

mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.

morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?

mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.

daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.

lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.

bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.

madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.

madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...

mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.

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“Seriously Gabriel what do you want?” Sam said he really couldn't see what kind of game Gabriel was playing here and it made him nervous.

“Why do you think I'm playing some sort of game? Maybe I just want you to not be so messed up?”

Sam stared at Gabriel.

“You helped mess me up! You stuck me in a time loop and forced me to watch Dean die over and over again!”

“Well, yes. But I'm here to help now.”

“I don't need that sort of help.” Sam protested. Sure he could admit that he was messed up, but who wouldn't be after all they had seen? But he didn't have time for therapy now. If he survived this apocalypse then yes, maybe he could deal with therapy but not now.

Gabriel had a thoughtful look on his face.

“Maybe having you both here at the same time would be more efficient. Two for the price of one.” He muttered and then snapped his fingers and a second later Sam was sitting up with a very surprised Dean next to him.

“What the hell?” Dean said.

“Now about your codependency and daddy issues” Gabriel said. Dean stared at Gabriel for a moment and then the shouting and threatening started. Sam sighed. Why was this his life?
*

Gabriel had given up on the Winchesters. For the time being. They were hopeless. Desperately needed therapy but refused to co-operate. Gabriel just couldn't work with them. He should have known that before. Maybe he would have better luck with the next one. He shook his head a little before looking up at his new patient.
Castiel looked back at Gabriel with big confused blue eyes.

“Brother...” Castiel started slowly.

“Castiel, let's talk about your obvious and by now pathetic crush on the oldest Winchester brother.” Gabriel said to stall anything else Castiel might have said. Castiel clamped his mouth shut, jaw tensing, but he didn't blush. Gabriel was disappointed.

“Well, you do have a crush on him right?” Gabriel asked. Castiel didn't answer. It actually looked like he was getting even more tense.

“I can't help you unless you talk about it.” Gabriel pointed out. He wasn't sure if this was really an issue that psychologists usually helped their patients with. But then they didn't read their patients mind either so Gabriel was starting to suspect that they just didn't know what the hell they were doing. Also, daddy issues just got boring after a while and Gabriel had hoped he would get Castiel to blush. It would have been so much fun. Castiel didn't co-operate. He had obviously spent too much time with the Winchesters.

“Or is it the younger brother?” Gabriel asked with a grin. Castiel continued to be silent.

“Both of them?” Gabriel smirked. “Maybe you want to have sex with them both at the same time? Really get down and dirty.”

“Whatever you hope to achieve you are not going to succeed” Castiel said. Damn, that guy was good.

“I'm just here to help!” Gabriel protested. Really he was! Castiel did not look convinced.

“Do you want to talk about your daddy issues instead?” Gabriel asked with a resigned sigh. Castiel didn't seem to find that subject much more appealing though and Gabriel snapped his fingers making Castiel go away. Another failed patient. This wasn't going as well as he had expected.

*

Gabriel only got to the “So...”-part before Bobby blasted him with a shot gun. It was really rude of him and Gabriel had snapped the guy back to his house. He obviously needed to pick patients who weren't hunters or angels hanging out with hunters too much.
*

“So, how does it feel being a good guy?” Gabriel asked. Crowley glared.

“I am not a good guy. I'm a bloody demon” Crowley protested. Gabriel made a 'tsk-ing' sound and shook his head.

“Crowley, Crowley, Crowley. You helped the Winchesters! You tried to help them kill the devil! How is that not a good guy thing to do?”

“It's called self preservation.” Crowley muttered. “What am I doing here?”

“I thought you needed therapy.”

“I don't.”

“Then why can't you admit that you are a good guy?”

“Because I'm not!” Crowley shouted.

This continued for a while and eventually Gabriel got tired of having to try and get the stupid demon to open up so he snapped the guy back to whatever hole he had been hiding in. Why was it that no one wanted to admit to their issues and open up? It would be good for them. Gabriel was sure of it. And then once everyone was a little less messed up they would probably realize that playing their roles was the only sane thing to do and bring the end of the world and this whole thing would stop. Gabriel wondered for a second if maybe he was the one who needed therapy but he pushed away that thought. Of course he didn't need that. He was awesome.

*

Gabriel had one group therapy session. It turned into an epic disaster. The Winchesters really were a lost cause, Crowley continued to refuse to admit to being a good guy and his very presence upset the Winchesters. Castiel continued to pine for Dean when he wasn't shooting suspicious looks in Gabriel's direction.

Maybe he just needed other patients for his group sessions...

*

It would have been really great if he could get Michael and Lucifer together in the same room and have them talk it out. But that was never going to happen. So instead he was stuck with another patient.

“So, Zachariah” Gabriel started and gave the ring of fire a dismal look. Sure he could easily remove the scorch marks, but it still was a damn shame that he had to have a fire in his office! But there was no other way to have this talk. Zachariah must have tons of issues and Gabriel was determined to get the angel to deal with them.

“What is going on?” Zachariah glared. For an angel he was very unfriendly and angry.

“Let us talk about your anger issues” Gabriel said. Zachariah glare intensified. They were both silent for a long while. Unfortunately Gabriel didn't have the greatest patience in the world, so he was the first to break the silence.

“Really Zachariah, I'm sure your existence would greatly improve if you opened up a little”

“I don't have any issues” Zachariah said. It wasn't even a lie, the guy really thought he didn't have any issues. Or well, he did have issues with Dean but unfortunately Gabriel couldn't hep the guy with that. He had tried and it had failed. Not that Gabriel was going to admit to a failure. Instead he just sighed and snapped his fingers. Making Zachariah go away. That angel had always been boring.

*
“Are you guys sure you don't want to open up about your codependency issues?”

“YES!”

“Fine!”

*

“Are you guys sure you don't want to open up about your codependency issues?”

“YES!”

“Fine!”
*

“So, you abandoned your kids.” Gabriel looked at the tennis ball on the futon. It has two large black dots for eyes and a straight line for a mouth. It looked kind of like it was frowning.

“Was that really such a good idea? I mean, the humans won't really care, they'll always do whatever they please. Never caring about consequences. But us! Those who needed your guidance? Not me of course.” Not anymore at least. “Why did you leave them stumbling around in the dark, not knowing what to do?” The tennis ball was silent. Obviously. “When you think about it, everything really is your fault. How does that make you feel?”

Gabriel sat in silence for a moment and then snapped his fingers and knew that the tennis ball had ended up in a desk drawer. He felt bad about blaming his father for all of this. Of course it wasn't his father's fault. Not entirely. The guy was God. He wasn't supposed to make mistakes. But Gabriel couldn't help but think that maybe he had made a mistake after all. Though what had been the guy's mistake Gabriel had no idea. Anyway, this had been a complete waste of time. He should get back to some real patients.
*

Gabriel tries another group session, for his fellow pagan gods. Only Loki, the real one, shows up to complain about Gabriel impersonating him for years and years. This takes an hour because Gabriel is unable to get the guy to shut up and leave. And once the guy is finished he claims that he wants full custody of the kids. Gabriel protest. The ensuing argument lasts for two days, five hours, seventeen minutes and 3 seconds. Gabriel is pretty sure he won.
*

“You know, the whole anger thing. And your inability to control it at times. It makes you come off more as Anakin Skywalker than Luke. Do you really want to be the whiny brat?”

“Gabriel I don't want therapy!”

“But you need it!”

“Not from you!”
*

“What do you really feel about John Winchester?”

“I don't need to talk about this.”

“Everyone needs to deal with their daddy issues!”

“So, what do you think about God? You know, your father and him abandoning everyone including you?”

Gabriel snapped his fingers making Dean go away. Maybe he should just go back to being a trickster and deal with them that way instead. It would probably be more fun.

Stop writing? Stop writing? What sort of nonsense is this? THIS FIC WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!

Seriously, my love for this cannot be contained. Everybody was spot on in their characterization and the crack was hilarious!

Things that I particularly love:

-This was so, so Gabriel. Dragging everybody into it, then snapping them away when he got bored is exactly the kind of stuff he would do!
-The tennis ball! It made me LOL and want to hug Gabriel at the same time.
-Hee, the Supernatural characters really would make the worst patients ever. So much denial! So much repression! So many Daddy issues!
-BOBBY.

In conclusion:

YAY! I am so glad you liked it! :D I am always worried that people won't find things I write funny. So I am so glad you thought it was hilarious. :D

And really, really glad you liked the characterization of them all. :D

- Yes, this is exactly what he would do for a couple of weeks or so and then he would get bored entierly and go find something else to do. ;p

- The tennis ball bit was supposed to be funnier? Or something, IDK. Gabriel decided that he wanted to be serious for a bit. Or as serious as he can get. I love writing Gabriel and yeah, I wanted to hug him too.

- They really are hopeless! But I get that maybe having Gabriel as their shrink isn't the most appealing idea. XD

- Bobby had to be in it 'cause he's awesome like that.

Awesome gif. :D Still incredibly glad you liked it and commented before my worries made me delete this whole thing. XD

Oh... Oh, GOD! I was mildly amused, giggling along and enjoying having Gabriel again (really, you did a great job characterizing him) and then I got to the tennis ball and I just LOST IT. Well done.

Oh, and Bobby. That was so perfect I want to give you a medal.

I love making people laugh so I'm happy it worked. ;p
(I like writing Gabriel so it's nice to hear that you thought I did well with his characterization)

I was a bit unsure about the tennis ball at first, but apparently it was a good thing I didn't cut it out. XD

Oooh, a medal that is very nice! :D

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