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ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am
ratherastory) wrote2010-07-22 08:51 am
Comment meme! Bring on the crack!
So I was talking with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.
So that's what I'm doing.
Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!
Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P
So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:
You know the drill, right?
One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.
Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.
This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.
When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating
The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.
Master List
chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.
pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...
mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.
krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.
krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.
lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.
njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or...
mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.
morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?
mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.
daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.
lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.
bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.
madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.
madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...
mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
pkwench yesterday, and instead of working on my castielfest fic, I allowed her to talk me into a crack!fic comment meme.So that's what I'm doing.
Everyone, we're WRITING CRACK! Because Show is coming back on in two months, and you KNOW they're going to rip our hearts out of our ribcages and stomp on them. So let's have some fun first, before the angst starts!
Also, forgive my CRAPPY skills and even crappier image editing software. If anyone feels they can do better, please please PLEASE feel free to do so. :P
So light up your crack pipes, and join the fun! Tell your friends using this handy code:
You know the drill, right?
One prompt per comment. Only one, because otherwise we get confused.
Multiple fills per prompt awesome and encouraged! Fills can be in any format ever: fic, art, filk, descriptions of fic, chatfic, haiku, sonnet, CAPSLOCK (which is practically required for crack), performance art (though we demand video!). Etc. You come up with it, you post it. Simple as that.
This is SPN, but it's crack. Feel free to include RPS, crossovers, whatever the hell you'd like.
When filling, it'd be super helpful if you did this in the subject line: FILLED: title, characters, rating
The meme will stay open indefinitely, and I'll keep the Master List updated as best I can.
Master List
chickenperson52: Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power.pinkphoenix1986: Wee!chester: Sam always feels like a baby because Dean is all 'grown up' and gets to do whatever he likes. So one day, Sam wishes that he can just grow up already...mesmorizee: Gabriel, with help either from his pagan friends or from God himself, traps Sam, Dean, Michael, and Lucifer in an alternate reality...one where the archangels are actually taking Sam and Dean to prom.krystalicekitsu: Misha is suddenly imbued with the powers of his character. What's a poor overlord to do when given ultimate cosmic powers? and a sequel.krystalicekitsu: Gabriel is a BNF of the Supernatural books fandom, and he's the reason for the first kinkmeme of said fandom. Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.lies_unfurl: So Dean's trying to live the normal life with the Braedens. It doesn't help when crazy Uncle Cas comes to visit.njoyingnsanity: Loki!Gabriel crack. Like, what's this about having bore the world serpent Jörmungandr? Or that funny horse? Or that one wolf. or... mithrel: Nick!Lucifer, Jimmy!Cas and Gabriel have their vessels de-aged and they can't immediately fix it or leave the vessels. Dean and Sam look after all three of them.morganoconner: Castiel gets turned into a puppy with wings. Guess who has to take care of him?mesmorizee: Gabriel opens up a therapy/counseling business. Unfortunately for Sam, Dean, Cas and whoever else you wanna throw in, attendance is mandatory.daymarket: Sam comes back to life as a bona fide ANGEL with visible wings and a halo. Dean can't stop laughing at the sight of Sam having wings and Castiel is no help at all.lieseldante: Dean shows up at Stanford to drag Sam back to the secret family business: competitive ballroom dancing.bladeachilles: Lucifer is the one who started Sam/Lucifer. Sam finds out.madwriter223: Crowley's hellhound has puppies. He gives one to the Winchesters and/or Castiel.madwriter223: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel worked some complicated mojo to trap his essence in Casa Erotica so he could have Sam and Dean get him out later. It backfires rather spectacularly when instead, Sam gets trapped in the video with him...mesmorizee: Someone, I don't care how you do it, whether it's them crashlanding on Isla Nublar via Castiel making a wrong turn or something or time travel, or what, just somebody PLEASE write some damn dinosaurs. I will love you forever.
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Sam, ah, runs into this kinkmeme at one point.
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FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 1/2
Gabriel would like to say that he looked up and saw his gorgeous, drop-dead boyfriend in a maid's outfit/playgirl suit/ dressed up as a cop etc, but that would be lying. And while Gabriel is not above lying (for a good cause, or chocolate- which is a good cause), lying when Sammy is wearing That Look has gotten him banished from the bedroom for weeks before.
And when a Winchester says 'NO', they mean it.
"What's what, Sam?" Gabriel has to stop himself from adding '-my' to the end of his lover's name; nothing gets his Sam so riled as he does when he thinks your patronizing him when he's pissed.
"This."
And Sam's laptop goes down in front of him (Gabriel has to move his chocolate lacework art and would glare at Sam were it not for That Look) with a solid thunk. Gabriel takes one look at the screen and makes a mental calculation of what Sam possibly thinks vs what Sam probably knows and what Sam can definitively prove.
Massive supercomputer that his brain is- His odds are not good.
Because right now the page reads 'One Hell of a Height Difference: A Sam/Gabriel Kink Meme'. There's even an adorable illustration of him standing of the staircase of the university where he first met the Winchesters, Sam staring adorably down at him in confusion. The confusion probably comes from the pair of handcuffs 'he's' holding.
But Gabriel has no idea. Really, scout's honor.
He never made that community (the header reads 'Sam/Gabriel- Of Ultimate Destiny'. Which isn't as sappy as you'd think; it involves this really cool song with Chuck Norris...) He has No Idea what a 'Kink Meme' is. Because if he did, he would be wondering why a prompt by one 'lollypopluvr49' hadn't been filled yet. It has handcuffs and chocolate sauce and rimming and everything.
But Sam has That Look. So he totally has no idea what that page is.
His hand twitches towards the 'delete' button though, when he catches sight of a 'Gabriel/Sam/Lucifer- DP, wing!kink' prompt. Because, really. That's like, disgusting. Lucifer's his brother. And he will forever curse the prophet for including that little episode with Luci and Sam in the whole dream-with-Jessica thing.
Ew. Thanks for making the possibility of incest canon, Prophet. Way to get the fangirls.
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
Gabriel looks straight at Sam and says, completely honestly, "I have no idea what this is about."
Because he doesn't. Sam never seemed to mind them having sex on the set of that porno. Or in the fountain in Times Square.
And half the really (no, seriously amazingly) good ideas he'd tried out with Sam had been, at one time or another, a prompt on
histhat kink meme (fangirls are amazingly kinky, horny little fucks).Which he totally didn't make.
Just, you know, FYI.
Sam loses That Look, looking more annoyed, put upon and slightly petulant- and that? That's a look that Gabriel can work with.
He stands up, fingers tapping the space bar twice inconspicuously as he does. Glancing at the laptop, he grins mentally before going up on his toes to kiss Sam lightly.
"I'm sorry people are writing porn about us," he smiles gently at Sam, hoping to go for that 'you're so cute and I'm ridiculously in love with you' smile. Rather than, you know, 'I just found a really awesome prompt that I'm dying to know if is physically possible' with a side of 'I'm gonna eat you alive'.
"You are?" Annoyed is going on the way-side and puppy-dog is coming in with a hint of 'Aren't I adorable? Don't you want to pet me?'
"Yep," 'Sorry' that they're writing so slow, and I can't just share this magical orgasmatron with you openly because I think you'd laugh your ass off at the one with us pulling the pranks on our brothers.
Sammy can be such a prude sometimes.
"Can I make it up to you?"
His Sam does that delicious little growly purr thing against the base of his throat and Gabriel has to glance back down at the screen, because he forgot the prompt there for a second.
As Sam tumbles into bed with him, mouth latched to the junction between Gabriel's jaw and throat, he wonders how likely it will be that Sam finds
histhat page again.And, if he does, how much trouble Gabriel would be in for filling the 'Sam/Gabriel - Castiel's tie, strawberries for butt plugs, whipping cream lube and fisting' prompt.
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
<3 :3 TY!
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
♥♥♥
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
:D
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*eez killed dead*
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
/maked vury hapies/
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
Re: FILLED: Strawberries For Butt Plugs; Sam/Gabriel; R; 2/2
DK HE'S SO NOT DEAD.