A Fresh Twist to a Knot, Which I Do Not Wish to Untie

Title: A Fresh Twist to a Knot, Which I Do Not With to Untie
Summary: Dean gets cursed with, well, pregnancy. Sort of. The results are not pretty.
Disclaimer: I think the boys are very grateful they aren't mine. Look at what I'd do to them otherwise!
Wordcount: 10,745
Warnings: Crack! And OMG WTF, mpreg. I know. I have no explanation. If it's any consolation it's not really mpreg. Sort of, but not really. Swearing. Lots and lots of swearing!
Neurotic Author's Note #1: Uh, so, the other day this crackish conversation popped up in my head, and then it wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided to just write the story and exorcise it from my mind once and for all. Then it turned into this. IDEK. /o\ I have NO idea why I wrote this. I don't even really like mpreg. I never read it, and the idea kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies, and GOD FANDOM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
Neurotic Author's Note #2: This is kind of an AU, I guess. It's not set in any particular season and mostly ignores everything about canon. So please don't expect anything relevant to canon.
Neurotic Author's Note #3: This fic is unbeta'd. I am posting it now before I chicken out and let it languish on my hard drive forever.
Neurotic Author's Note #4: So, uh, yeah. It's crack, but it because it's me it actually turned a little sad and angsty. Someone (I forget who your name, dear commenter, sorry!) described my writing the other day as “flangsty,” which is apparently a combination of fluff and angst, and I think that pretty much describes this fic. So.

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A Fresh Twist to a Knot, Which I Do Not Wish to Untie

Title: A Fresh Twist to a Knot, Which I Do Not With to Untie
Summary: Dean gets cursed with, well, pregnancy. Sort of. The results are not pretty.
Disclaimer: I think the boys are very grateful they aren't mine. Look at what I'd do to them otherwise!
Wordcount: 10,745
Warnings: Crack! And OMG WTF, mpreg. I know. I have no explanation. If it's any consolation it's not really mpreg. Sort of, but not really. Swearing. Lots and lots of swearing!
Neurotic Author's Note #1: Uh, so, the other day this crackish conversation popped up in my head, and then it wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided to just write the story and exorcise it from my mind once and for all. Then it turned into this. IDEK. /o\ I have NO idea why I wrote this. I don't even really like mpreg. I never read it, and the idea kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies, and GOD FANDOM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
Neurotic Author's Note #2: This is kind of an AU, I guess. It's not set in any particular season and mostly ignores everything about canon. So please don't expect anything relevant to canon.
Neurotic Author's Note #3: This fic is unbeta'd. I am posting it now before I chicken out and let it languish on my hard drive forever.
Neurotic Author's Note #4: So, uh, yeah. It's crack, but it because it's me it actually turned a little sad and angsty. Someone (I forget who your name, dear commenter, sorry!) described my writing the other day as “flangsty,” which is apparently a combination of fluff and angst, and I think that pretty much describes this fic. So.

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Smoke on the Water (1/3)

Title : Smoke on the Water
Recipient : claudiapriscus for the spn_summergen exchange! Originally posted here.
Rating: PG13
Warnings & Spoilers: Show-levels of violence, stuff exploding. No gore. Outsider POV. Knowledge of either canon is not strictly necessary in order to understand the story. Set between "Jus in Bello" and "Ghostfacers," for Supernatural, and between "Comrades" and "Scatter Point" for Burn Notice. Mild spoilers through Season 3 of Supernatural and Season 2 of Burn Notice.
Disclaimer: God, what would I give to own all of these people. Especially Sam Axe. Because, you know, how awesome would it be for Bruce Campbell to be mine? Alas, I am to be eternally deprived of that particular joy.
Author's Notes: I wasn't able to include as much Sam Axe in this story as I really wanted to, which makes me sad. I hope, dear prompter, that you're able to forgive me for that. Also, do you know how confusing it is to have two main characters named Sam? Very confusing! Title is taken from the Deep Purple song of the same name.
Thanks and such: My undying thanks go to my tireless beta reader, pkwench, who put up with me for weeks, waffling and angsting and generally being all emo about this story.
Prompt: Burn Notice Crossover. I don't care how or why, or who is in it, except Sam Axe. Give me lots of Bruce Campbell.
Summary: Casefic. Former spy Michael Westen has enough problems of his own ―not least of which is figuring out who burned him and why. Now, on top of that, his mother is accepting jobs on his behalf. He really doesn't have time for this, but when he starts investigating the unsolved deaths of young people in Miami, he finds himself crossing paths with an unlikely pair of brothers. In Michael's line of work, suspicion is par for the course, and he has to figure out whether Sam and Dean Winchester are friends or foes before even more lives are lost.


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Smoke on the Water (1/3)

Title : Smoke on the Water
Recipient : claudiapriscus for the spn_summergen exchange! Originally posted here.
Rating: PG13
Warnings & Spoilers: Show-levels of violence, stuff exploding. No gore. Outsider POV. Knowledge of either canon is not strictly necessary in order to understand the story. Set between "Jus in Bello" and "Ghostfacers," for Supernatural, and between "Comrades" and "Scatter Point" for Burn Notice. Mild spoilers through Season 3 of Supernatural and Season 2 of Burn Notice.
Disclaimer: God, what would I give to own all of these people. Especially Sam Axe. Because, you know, how awesome would it be for Bruce Campbell to be mine? Alas, I am to be eternally deprived of that particular joy.
Author's Notes: I wasn't able to include as much Sam Axe in this story as I really wanted to, which makes me sad. I hope, dear prompter, that you're able to forgive me for that. Also, do you know how confusing it is to have two main characters named Sam? Very confusing! Title is taken from the Deep Purple song of the same name.
Thanks and such: My undying thanks go to my tireless beta reader, pkwench, who put up with me for weeks, waffling and angsting and generally being all emo about this story.
Prompt: Burn Notice Crossover. I don't care how or why, or who is in it, except Sam Axe. Give me lots of Bruce Campbell.
Summary: Casefic. Former spy Michael Westen has enough problems of his own ―not least of which is figuring out who burned him and why. Now, on top of that, his mother is accepting jobs on his behalf. He really doesn't have time for this, but when he starts investigating the unsolved deaths of young people in Miami, he finds himself crossing paths with an unlikely pair of brothers. In Michael's line of work, suspicion is par for the course, and he has to figure out whether Sam and Dean Winchester are friends or foes before even more lives are lost.


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Smoke on the Water (3/3)

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Without Penalties

Title: Without Penalties
Recipient: piercingnisha for the spn_summergen exchange! Originally posted here
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 5,243
Warnings: mild swearing, crack!fic
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my very patient and understanding beta, pkwench who helped me make this into something not entirely ludicrous.
Summary: It figures that if Cas was going to get turned into a cute fluffy critter, it would be one that would screw with Sam's allergies. Hope you like it, piercingnisha!
Neurotic Author's Note: Okay, so apparently I am obsessed with giving Sam asthma, even if the prompt wanted Cas to be turned into a kitten. I insist on having my cake and eating it too!

"Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement and love without penalties."
~W. L. George

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Now available in Korean! With many thanks to the awesome and talented kellythesilver for the translation!

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Without Penalties

Title: Without Penalties
Recipient: piercingnisha for the spn_summergen exchange! Originally posted here
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 5,243
Warnings: mild swearing, crack!fic
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my very patient and understanding beta, pkwench who helped me make this into something not entirely ludicrous.
Summary: It figures that if Cas was going to get turned into a cute fluffy critter, it would be one that would screw with Sam's allergies. Hope you like it, piercingnisha!
Neurotic Author's Note: Okay, so apparently I am obsessed with giving Sam asthma, even if the prompt wanted Cas to be turned into a kitten. I insist on having my cake and eating it too!

"Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement and love without penalties."
~W. L. George

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