Rather a Story

Title: Nearly Always Your Own Fault
Summary: Crack AU. Danny has a secret he’s been keeping from Steve from the start, but now that their relationship is progressing, it becomes impossible to keep.
Characters: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 5,101
Disclaimer: Still all the property of CBS. Nothing recognizable belongs to me. Playing with other people's toys and hoping they won't notice.
Warnings: Uh, not much. Do I even need to warn for sex these days? Crack.
Neurotic Author's Note #1: This is all zortified's fault. I swear to God, I never would have thought of this all on my own, but once I saw the prompt I could not unsee it.
Neurotic Author's Note #2: Uh, this was meant to be really fluffy crack. Instead, it turned into kind of angsty crack. Sorry?
Neurotic Author's Note #3: I don't own a ferret. All my information is second-hand, so forgive me for any inaccuracies on that count.
Neurotic Author's Note #4: Unbeta'd, as usual. All mistakes are mine.

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( Nearly Always Your Own Fault )

I saw this vid a while back, and it made me laugh and laugh. So now I repost it for your pleasure.